Angstspork
@mollynonymous.bsky.social
The angst is professional, the spork is personal. Join your union.
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IM GONNA FLIP A CYBERTRUCK
February 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
IM GONNA FLIP A CYBERTRUCK
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Saying DEI with the hard R
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Saying DEI with the hard R
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oh I see so you must be looking for some kind of, um … solution
Mike Turner: "The Palestinians, regardless of where they are, pose a security threat."
February 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
oh I see so you must be looking for some kind of, um … solution
Me: [serious work story]
Husband: [fart]
Me: [ignoring, telling, serious]
Him: [faaaarrrtt]
Me:…
Him: [FAAAAARRRTTT]
Husband: [fart]
Me: [ignoring, telling, serious]
Him: [faaaarrrtt]
Me:…
Him: [FAAAAARRRTTT]
February 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Me: [serious work story]
Husband: [fart]
Me: [ignoring, telling, serious]
Him: [faaaarrrtt]
Me:…
Him: [FAAAAARRRTTT]
Husband: [fart]
Me: [ignoring, telling, serious]
Him: [faaaarrrtt]
Me:…
Him: [FAAAAARRRTTT]
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‘As America awoke one morning from uneasy dreams it found its government transformed in its bed into a gigantic insect.’
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
‘As America awoke one morning from uneasy dreams it found its government transformed in its bed into a gigantic insect.’
Too cutesy? I was going for a Valentine’s theme, but I think I landed on Lisa Frank unicorn. On the up side, they glow in the dark.
February 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Too cutesy? I was going for a Valentine’s theme, but I think I landed on Lisa Frank unicorn. On the up side, they glow in the dark.
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Maybe Trump should’ve been doing this instead of golfing last weekend
January 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Maybe Trump should’ve been doing this instead of golfing last weekend
I got in trouble for sending 16 too many Musk-Nazi memes.
See, folks, as they get older there are so many new, exciting ways to fail as a mom!
See, folks, as they get older there are so many new, exciting ways to fail as a mom!
January 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I got in trouble for sending 16 too many Musk-Nazi memes.
See, folks, as they get older there are so many new, exciting ways to fail as a mom!
See, folks, as they get older there are so many new, exciting ways to fail as a mom!
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This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
@saidnoschpsychever.bsky.social Serious question: are we going to be forced to out LGBTQ or undocumented students?? I want to get ahead of this so kids know how to protect their privacy.
January 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@saidnoschpsychever.bsky.social Serious question: are we going to be forced to out LGBTQ or undocumented students?? I want to get ahead of this so kids know how to protect their privacy.
I’m going to do my nails & watch Commando because I contain multitudes.
January 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m going to do my nails & watch Commando because I contain multitudes.
I would like to lose weight but also change none of my eating/drinking/exercising behaviors. Very upset this system is not working for me.
January 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I would like to lose weight but also change none of my eating/drinking/exercising behaviors. Very upset this system is not working for me.
I once went on a double date with my friend and her husband to see Swan Lake. We went out to dinner beforehand and had a couple cocktails and started having some wine to go with dinner, but then the restaurant told us they couldn’t serve us dinner so we were just really really drunk at the ballet.
January 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I once went on a double date with my friend and her husband to see Swan Lake. We went out to dinner beforehand and had a couple cocktails and started having some wine to go with dinner, but then the restaurant told us they couldn’t serve us dinner so we were just really really drunk at the ballet.
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Mayor of Columbia, TN @chazmolder opposing @GovBillLee’s voucher scam 👇🏽
January 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mayor of Columbia, TN @chazmolder opposing @GovBillLee’s voucher scam 👇🏽
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New research from @everytown.bsky.social found that firearm suicide rates are more than 3X higher in US cities with the most gun shops per person compared to cities with the fewest.
Preventing access to guns in times of crisis can and does save lives.
Preventing access to guns in times of crisis can and does save lives.
Association between US city firearms dealers and firearm suicide rates, 2015–2021
Background Firearm suicides are more prevalent in cities than many recognise. Extant research—though conducted at different geographic levels or on different types of firearm deaths—suggests that…
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January 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
New research from @everytown.bsky.social found that firearm suicide rates are more than 3X higher in US cities with the most gun shops per person compared to cities with the fewest.
Preventing access to guns in times of crisis can and does save lives.
Preventing access to guns in times of crisis can and does save lives.
16yo, who recently destroyed a backpack by absentmindedly allowing untold quantities of fruit to rot in the bottom of it, is getting West Point recruitment mailings. Truly cannot think of anyone less suited to a service academy.
January 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
16yo, who recently destroyed a backpack by absentmindedly allowing untold quantities of fruit to rot in the bottom of it, is getting West Point recruitment mailings. Truly cannot think of anyone less suited to a service academy.
I wonder if it is possible to get meat sweats from yogurt
January 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I wonder if it is possible to get meat sweats from yogurt