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Chief of Meat
@moltenfunk.bsky.social
do you think the gym and running and blueksy and guitar and a dog are going to save you from the hellfire of denying our true lord and savior jesus chris? i sure hope so
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
can't believe you wore your rollerblades with the removable wheels and brakes and stood there listening to the sound of cars having sex in a post apocalyptic world
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
we all do. he keeps wriggling out of being cancelled
November 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
November 12, 2024 at 10:51 PM
does it pay well?
November 12, 2024 at 9:33 PM
good call. (and just wanted to use this somewhere)
November 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
hmmm taking this all into advisement. everyone is coming over to here from the bad place, am i to understand you're the new king here? are you the one to whom i lodge complaints?
November 11, 2024 at 6:22 PM
do the bit where i'm angry about a sports team or i post pictures of my dog and say "when she nut but you still suckin" or just quote tweet an article and say "is this bad?"
November 11, 2024 at 6:16 PM
didj'eat it yet?
October 15, 2024 at 1:29 AM
we can be pixel buddies and barely take pictures of the moon, fyi
October 11, 2024 at 12:58 PM
i'm not a corn cob and the head shrinking vibes
October 11, 2024 at 12:57 PM
yes, philadelphia north and midwest is fine, if that is your thing. are you still doing the eating lava bit on here?
October 7, 2024 at 2:08 AM
it's more than a word and with it, i become more than my self and my name. i become a brotherhood. connected across the world, from root to stem and tip. truly we become bigger that way.
October 3, 2024 at 8:54 PM
it's important to either have the stamina to finish your runs or to carry a sign that says "i was jogging and i ran out of breath so i'm walking right now, but i was jogging"
October 1, 2024 at 7:58 PM
😏
October 1, 2024 at 7:55 PM