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Chief of Meat
@moltenfunk.bsky.social
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i am 39 years OLD. i post ONLINE. i have a stable job in a big CITY. i have a mild form of mental ILLNESS that can be treated with LITTLE to NO medication. i am going to kill myself because of postseason BASEBALL.
October 18, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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before you go thinking anything whatsoever about me, have you considered it was a bit
December 11, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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For everyone just tuning in: The most Jersey political scandal of all time has dropped — www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
This New Jersey congressman faked his Spotify Wrapped results to look like more of a Springsteen fan
U.S. Rep. Josh Gottheimer of New Jersey admitted that he manipulated his Spotify Wrapped results to be Bruce Springsteen-forward. Was it an attempt at pandering for the governor candidate?
www.inquirer.com
December 11, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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My wife is at a hotel posting a conference of nuclear power professionals and I am in grudging awe of what their marketing and graphics people did here
December 10, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out
December 7, 2024 at 2:27 AM
me and @illiteratehunk.bsky.social were honking down jellybeans, laughing, reminiscing about the edible lava bit when we realized these weren't actually jellybeans. take a look! boy were we embarassed.
November 26, 2024 at 4:23 PM
this is my dog, he's terrible
November 20, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Whoever runs the Dunkin account needs to find god
October 24, 2024 at 1:37 PM
he was a gamer boy
October 3, 2024 at 11:51 PM
who me? i'm always online. on bluesky. oh, it's pronounced blue-sky. now i see. apologies for asking for bluesky's
August 17, 2024 at 2:59 PM
i'm coming onto this god forsaken site to call out someone from another site. we'll call him 'not able to read attractive dude' and apparently he's a rock star over here?! ok, does he know i got 3 likes on my last tweet on the other site? he probably doesn't 🤣 we coming for you
January 11, 2024 at 3:05 AM
it's so weird to post here even though the other site sucks shit
December 23, 2023 at 12:36 AM
i think i learned my lesson (always try to get high paying remote jobs)
November 24, 2023 at 7:14 PM
5000 RTs and i'll kill it
October 24, 2023 at 9:07 PM
things ya just love on a friday night:
October 6, 2023 at 10:18 PM
remember flash mobs? now my family uses government funded military pensions to funnel into the real estate sector to devalue houses in fringe neighborhoods and lol i loved the dance moves!
September 21, 2023 at 2:42 AM
don't forget to post
September 7, 2023 at 4:04 PM
posting abs when i hit 10,000 followers 😈
September 5, 2023 at 2:24 AM
who can remember to post on all the places all of the time? i'll tell you who: bad people
August 31, 2023 at 8:23 PM
smoking weed at an advanced grade level
August 20, 2023 at 8:18 PM
"getting into reverse-folding my socks into a ball so they stay together" was my old salesforce profile
August 15, 2023 at 4:42 PM
discover this *grabs crotch*
August 7, 2023 at 2:16 AM
getting into soups but pronouncing it with a 'z'
August 3, 2023 at 12:45 PM