Mommy Witch 2.0
@mommywitch.bsky.social
Looking to the stars so I don’t drown in all the shit
I was today years old when I learned that the song is, in fact, called “London Bridge IS Falling Down”, not “London Bridges Falling Down”.
D’oh!
D’oh!
September 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I was today years old when I learned that the song is, in fact, called “London Bridge IS Falling Down”, not “London Bridges Falling Down”.
D’oh!
D’oh!
Loving my garden and glowing globe from @myhiveaway.bsky.social ❤️
August 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Loving my garden and glowing globe from @myhiveaway.bsky.social ❤️
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I was asked to cosplay the Harry Potter character, Gryffindor. In my current state, it would have to change its name to Stiff and Sore.
July 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I was asked to cosplay the Harry Potter character, Gryffindor. In my current state, it would have to change its name to Stiff and Sore.
We still got it!
So much fun last night with @mommywitch.bsky.social at the John Butler Trio show! Revolution Hall is my new favorite concert venue. I must find another show to attend.
August 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
We still got it!
I have so much sunflower envy!!
This is the only little sweetie I have managed this year.
This is the only little sweetie I have managed this year.
August 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I have so much sunflower envy!!
This is the only little sweetie I have managed this year.
This is the only little sweetie I have managed this year.
Two kids, 11 months and 9 years, each took HOURS to get to sleep tonight,
one… after… another.
Talk about a parenting marathon!
I SEE YOU MARS.
one… after… another.
Talk about a parenting marathon!
I SEE YOU MARS.
August 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Two kids, 11 months and 9 years, each took HOURS to get to sleep tonight,
one… after… another.
Talk about a parenting marathon!
I SEE YOU MARS.
one… after… another.
Talk about a parenting marathon!
I SEE YOU MARS.
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Oh AND she gets to come with me and leave the kids at home! Hey @mommywitch.bsky.social is this our first adult outing in 11 plus months?
July 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh AND she gets to come with me and leave the kids at home! Hey @mommywitch.bsky.social is this our first adult outing in 11 plus months?
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I really hope they play this one. @mommywitch.bsky.social and I used to play this one for the ultimate FU dance party when necessary when we were roommates years ago.
Don't Wanna See Your Face
John Butler Trio · April Uprising · Song · 2010
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July 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I really hope they play this one. @mommywitch.bsky.social and I used to play this one for the ultimate FU dance party when necessary when we were roommates years ago.
We don’t talk enough about that obligatory phone number exchange that takes place between you and another parent who have kids that just met and played at a park. You know, the ones you know you’ll never actually contact.
July 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We don’t talk enough about that obligatory phone number exchange that takes place between you and another parent who have kids that just met and played at a park. You know, the ones you know you’ll never actually contact.
I just picked something off of my laptop and I really, truly couldn’t tell you if it was a booger from my 11mo’s nose, dried pancake, or something else entirely.
July 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I just picked something off of my laptop and I really, truly couldn’t tell you if it was a booger from my 11mo’s nose, dried pancake, or something else entirely.
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Mercury goes retrograde tomorrow. Plan accordingly.
July 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mercury goes retrograde tomorrow. Plan accordingly.
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Open Mic Night! I'm trying a new cover.
I have been waking up with Pink Pony Club in my head for the last few months, so I learned it on guitar. It has the dreaded (for me) Dm. My fingers get a major workout. 😉
I have been waking up with Pink Pony Club in my head for the last few months, so I learned it on guitar. It has the dreaded (for me) Dm. My fingers get a major workout. 😉
July 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Open Mic Night! I'm trying a new cover.
I have been waking up with Pink Pony Club in my head for the last few months, so I learned it on guitar. It has the dreaded (for me) Dm. My fingers get a major workout. 😉
I have been waking up with Pink Pony Club in my head for the last few months, so I learned it on guitar. It has the dreaded (for me) Dm. My fingers get a major workout. 😉
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Allow yourself some joy, it’s a rare commodity right now.
July 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Allow yourself some joy, it’s a rare commodity right now.
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This Mercury retrograde in Leo, I want you to remember that love isn’t about worthiness.
July 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This Mercury retrograde in Leo, I want you to remember that love isn’t about worthiness.
I just think we need to keep this alive. How many of you moms out there keep an extra pair of undies and pants in the diaper bag for YOU too?!
If I don’t squeeze when I sneeze…
I peeze
I peeze
July 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I just think we need to keep this alive. How many of you moms out there keep an extra pair of undies and pants in the diaper bag for YOU too?!
Anyone else feel overwhelmingly helpless?
July 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Anyone else feel overwhelmingly helpless?
“And on the next day, she found that they had been eaten by the deer, the goddamn deer..”
Humble brag: I have 12 sunflowers growing in my garden this year. TWELVE! 😍🌱
July 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“And on the next day, she found that they had been eaten by the deer, the goddamn deer..”
@myhiveaway.bsky.social I have a box of puzzles for you to look through!!
This epic puzzle purge is brought to you by the Mercury Retrograde in my 2nd house.
This epic puzzle purge is brought to you by the Mercury Retrograde in my 2nd house.
July 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
@myhiveaway.bsky.social I have a box of puzzles for you to look through!!
This epic puzzle purge is brought to you by the Mercury Retrograde in my 2nd house.
This epic puzzle purge is brought to you by the Mercury Retrograde in my 2nd house.
Humble brag: I have 12 sunflowers growing in my garden this year. TWELVE! 😍🌱
July 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Humble brag: I have 12 sunflowers growing in my garden this year. TWELVE! 😍🌱
“It’s been 84 years…”
-Uranus in Gemini, literally
-Uranus in Gemini, literally
July 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“It’s been 84 years…”
-Uranus in Gemini, literally
-Uranus in Gemini, literally
For whoever needs to hear this, spoons are not in the fridge.
May 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
For whoever needs to hear this, spoons are not in the fridge.
If I don’t squeeze when I sneeze…
I peeze
I peeze
May 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
If I don’t squeeze when I sneeze…
I peeze
I peeze
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7: But the teacher put TWO assignments in the packet, and I'm not sure that's even legal!
March 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
7: But the teacher put TWO assignments in the packet, and I'm not sure that's even legal!
What do we call the walk home from taking your kid to school? There’s no shame here… Walk of freedom?
March 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What do we call the walk home from taking your kid to school? There’s no shame here… Walk of freedom?