Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin
@mongward.bsky.social
Fantasy, RPGs, video games, terrible puns, and Oxford Comma. Both more and less grumpy than I look.
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https://youtube.com/@mongwardttrpg
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he/him
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profile pic by @sfaira.bsky.social
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AI made their stupid fucking commercial.

You are no artist if ”writing prompts” is your idea of hard creative work. What you are is a fucking imbecile and a hack. What you are is someone so unable to create you’re straining yourself at the inspiration stage aka the 1% of effort that goes into it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"I only shat on the carpet to annoy you, I don't actually shit on carpets".
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Considered that, decided to go against my own habit xD
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I don't believe there can be an objective end goal, but my subjective one is largely just... having a structured way of having a good time with people I (suspect I might) enjoy hanging out with.

Outside of that, I let systems define their objectives, and the Table (the group) to define its goal.
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Noora's voice is pure power, my dream lineup would be Battle Beast with Powerwolf :D
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I've been very lucky :) Poland is pretty well positoned for good metal concerts.

I still need to hear Battle Beast live, but the stars haven't been in positon yet.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Fuck it, here's my B-side tracklist:

The HU
Percival Shuttenbach
Hammerfall
Budka Suflera
Miracle of Sound
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The secret special character class: corporate manager.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM