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Sounds like Farage is just Frank Spencering his way through his political career. What could possibly go wrong with him as a prime minister?
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Sounds like Farage is just Frank Spencering his way through his political career. What could possibly go wrong with him as a prime minister?
Are there not forms he can fill in? Staff he can give the work to?
It's obviously bollocks so I'd imagine those questions are fairly redundant but he's declaring himself to be a leader that would reach for an excuse like the dog ate his homework in sticky situations if he gained power.
It's obviously bollocks so I'd imagine those questions are fairly redundant but he's declaring himself to be a leader that would reach for an excuse like the dog ate his homework in sticky situations if he gained power.
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Are there not forms he can fill in? Staff he can give the work to?
It's obviously bollocks so I'd imagine those questions are fairly redundant but he's declaring himself to be a leader that would reach for an excuse like the dog ate his homework in sticky situations if he gained power.
It's obviously bollocks so I'd imagine those questions are fairly redundant but he's declaring himself to be a leader that would reach for an excuse like the dog ate his homework in sticky situations if he gained power.
I remember Johnson saying that he hadn't seen any russian interference, which was technically correct but only because he specifically hadn't looked for any.
January 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I remember Johnson saying that he hadn't seen any russian interference, which was technically correct but only because he specifically hadn't looked for any.
There's always a clash between the candidate that will forward what the public needs and in turn needs their votes to do so, and the candidate that corporations need to remain wealthy and in turn the candidate needs their money to succeed.
Unfortunately it's usually the money that wins.
Unfortunately it's usually the money that wins.
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 AM
There's always a clash between the candidate that will forward what the public needs and in turn needs their votes to do so, and the candidate that corporations need to remain wealthy and in turn the candidate needs their money to succeed.
Unfortunately it's usually the money that wins.
Unfortunately it's usually the money that wins.
Internal bleeding = bruise. Mainly to an already fragile ego.
January 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Internal bleeding = bruise. Mainly to an already fragile ego.
I hate that we have to wait for some to catch up with what's been known for some time. Until what we predicted is actually right in front of us & shooting random people in the face, & aggressively shoving people into unmarked cars. Like yeah we told you a train was coming & now it's on top of folk.
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I hate that we have to wait for some to catch up with what's been known for some time. Until what we predicted is actually right in front of us & shooting random people in the face, & aggressively shoving people into unmarked cars. Like yeah we told you a train was coming & now it's on top of folk.
But then again, reform are like the plumbers someone gets in to renovate your bathroom one year but after they end up destroying part of your house, get a call to come back because the company name on the van changed and their leaflets look different.
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
But then again, reform are like the plumbers someone gets in to renovate your bathroom one year but after they end up destroying part of your house, get a call to come back because the company name on the van changed and their leaflets look different.
Reform is pretty much the last Tory gov now. The bin where sh1t Tories that failed to convince us that voting for the same MPs from the same party after 14 years, was a vote for change.
Now reform, stuffed full of the dregs of the Tory party are going to tell us voting for them is a vote for change🤦
Now reform, stuffed full of the dregs of the Tory party are going to tell us voting for them is a vote for change🤦
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Reform is pretty much the last Tory gov now. The bin where sh1t Tories that failed to convince us that voting for the same MPs from the same party after 14 years, was a vote for change.
Now reform, stuffed full of the dregs of the Tory party are going to tell us voting for them is a vote for change🤦
Now reform, stuffed full of the dregs of the Tory party are going to tell us voting for them is a vote for change🤦
I agree. Hopefully the surge in polls might give people more encouragement to do that.
January 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I agree. Hopefully the surge in polls might give people more encouragement to do that.
The mood of the nation was to do whatever was most likely to succeed in breaking from the abusive and horrendous Tory rule.
Unfortunately I live in an area where support for reform has grown and I'd still rather labour won here than reform.
Our voting system sucks. I don't want to have to do this.
Unfortunately I live in an area where support for reform has grown and I'd still rather labour won here than reform.
Our voting system sucks. I don't want to have to do this.
January 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The mood of the nation was to do whatever was most likely to succeed in breaking from the abusive and horrendous Tory rule.
Unfortunately I live in an area where support for reform has grown and I'd still rather labour won here than reform.
Our voting system sucks. I don't want to have to do this.
Unfortunately I live in an area where support for reform has grown and I'd still rather labour won here than reform.
Our voting system sucks. I don't want to have to do this.
After nearly a decade & a half of Tories with the last part of their rule being overseen by people chosen for loyalty over ability, people were exhausted by the party & couldn't risk emboldening them further.
I would personally prefer greens but they couldn't win where I live. I voted tactically.
I would personally prefer greens but they couldn't win where I live. I voted tactically.
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
After nearly a decade & a half of Tories with the last part of their rule being overseen by people chosen for loyalty over ability, people were exhausted by the party & couldn't risk emboldening them further.
I would personally prefer greens but they couldn't win where I live. I voted tactically.
I would personally prefer greens but they couldn't win where I live. I voted tactically.
Sounds very much like that's what he's saying. Absolutely mental that people still support him at this stage.
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Sounds very much like that's what he's saying. Absolutely mental that people still support him at this stage.
Absolutely. It's fantastic and beautiful.
January 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Absolutely. It's fantastic and beautiful.
He needs to be asked to describe the 'lunacy' and why he thinks it's a bad thing. Otherwise it's just him doing political poop throwing.
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
He needs to be asked to describe the 'lunacy' and why he thinks it's a bad thing. Otherwise it's just him doing political poop throwing.
Beautiful Beatrice ♥️
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Beautiful Beatrice ♥️
I wouldn't look to Trump for facts any more than I'd look to Lee Anderson for calm and rational insights on immigration.
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I wouldn't look to Trump for facts any more than I'd look to Lee Anderson for calm and rational insights on immigration.
We recently took on a dachshund and thought we'd possibly have some adjusting to go through with our cat who has a zero tolerance policy for change of any sort.
Turns out that the cat is now willing to headbonk him before he goes to bed on a night.
Still catslaps him though if he gets in his way.
Turns out that the cat is now willing to headbonk him before he goes to bed on a night.
Still catslaps him though if he gets in his way.
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
We recently took on a dachshund and thought we'd possibly have some adjusting to go through with our cat who has a zero tolerance policy for change of any sort.
Turns out that the cat is now willing to headbonk him before he goes to bed on a night.
Still catslaps him though if he gets in his way.
Turns out that the cat is now willing to headbonk him before he goes to bed on a night.
Still catslaps him though if he gets in his way.
I'm planning on alternating fiction with learning. I love learning new things but I also need mental space away from this world.
Don't know if I'm just weak, but it sure feels like I have to expend excessive energy to barely keep my head above water.
This past month's been hard. Need to fix that.
Don't know if I'm just weak, but it sure feels like I have to expend excessive energy to barely keep my head above water.
This past month's been hard. Need to fix that.
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I'm planning on alternating fiction with learning. I love learning new things but I also need mental space away from this world.
Don't know if I'm just weak, but it sure feels like I have to expend excessive energy to barely keep my head above water.
This past month's been hard. Need to fix that.
Don't know if I'm just weak, but it sure feels like I have to expend excessive energy to barely keep my head above water.
This past month's been hard. Need to fix that.
To be fair, if he was paying the service charge to keep things like the CCTV functioning he has a point. At that stage it sounded like he was balancing out the outlay for the maintenance of his shared security rather than trying to get something cheaper.
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
To be fair, if he was paying the service charge to keep things like the CCTV functioning he has a point. At that stage it sounded like he was balancing out the outlay for the maintenance of his shared security rather than trying to get something cheaper.
It's like a 'me too' movement but for people wanting to make pdfs feel better.
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's like a 'me too' movement but for people wanting to make pdfs feel better.
You're welcome, he absolutely deserves to have that gross phrase turned back on him. Can't think of a better time to use it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You're welcome, he absolutely deserves to have that gross phrase turned back on him. Can't think of a better time to use it.
We're not going to recover economically until we rejoin. 👍
Given the considerably poor polls for labour, they can afford to be bold & at least put us back into the single market/customs union without a referendum.
But yeah the end goal definitely has to be rejoining.
Given the considerably poor polls for labour, they can afford to be bold & at least put us back into the single market/customs union without a referendum.
But yeah the end goal definitely has to be rejoining.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We're not going to recover economically until we rejoin. 👍
Given the considerably poor polls for labour, they can afford to be bold & at least put us back into the single market/customs union without a referendum.
But yeah the end goal definitely has to be rejoining.
Given the considerably poor polls for labour, they can afford to be bold & at least put us back into the single market/customs union without a referendum.
But yeah the end goal definitely has to be rejoining.
It's often the bitter response from a guy who doesn't handle rejection well, and still has issues that he takes out on any future women who have the audacity to cross them in any way.
He's arrogant enough to think he can unironically call someone else 'piggy'.
He's arrogant enough to think he can unironically call someone else 'piggy'.
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's often the bitter response from a guy who doesn't handle rejection well, and still has issues that he takes out on any future women who have the audacity to cross them in any way.
He's arrogant enough to think he can unironically call someone else 'piggy'.
He's arrogant enough to think he can unironically call someone else 'piggy'.
Should be the theme when he dies. People in the streets with 'Quiet, piggy' on banners having a party.
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Should be the theme when he dies. People in the streets with 'Quiet, piggy' on banners having a party.