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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 2h

Matthew Firewalker
Mark Earthwalker
Luke Skywalker
John Waterwalker

Long ago, the four gospels lived in harmony

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5h

End of the clip emphasizes how smart Pritzker is. “We’ve got to take him to court, we’ve got to win”

We’ve got to restore the rule of law and he knows it.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5h

FUCK ‘EM UP, TINA!

a cartoon of bob 's burgers characters playing a triangle in a living room

Alt: Tina Belcher dancing

media.tenor.com

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 1d

I’m genuinely surprised she isn’t kitted out in a vest and riot gear, the way these ghouls live in a fantasy of their own making

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 1d

“Now I am become death” after one too many Crunchwrap supremes

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 1d

Is there a chance Taylor Swift is entering her Milkshake Duck era?

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 1d

He’s probably embarrassed by how few tabs are open!

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t wait to post this to r/TheyDidTheMath to get a time estimate

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 2d

We’re so far beyond normalcy that “I’ll speak to the DOJ” doesn’t even merit a raised eyebrow anymore.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2d

Trump on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: Haven't heard the name in so long. I’ll take a look at it. I’ll speak to the DOJ. A lot of people have asked me for pardons.

Reporter: But she’s convicted of sex trafficking

Trump: I’ll have to take a look at it.

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite Irish-ism is the town of Cobh, which was named Cove during British occupation but renamed during independence. Cobh is pronounced “cove” and means cove, and Cobh isn’t a word at all. They just wanted a final fuck-you to the British and Gaelicized the name. You gotta respect that!

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t feel bad, Ms. Rachel is incredibly charming!

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 3d

ACAB but some CAB are more B than other CAB?

Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.bsky.social · 3d

ICE is pepper spraying CPD (Chicago police)

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5d

Well I just finished it and it was well worth it!

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5d

@drewmagary.bsky.social Just finished The Hike and damn it, you got me. Well done!

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5d

Just finished it and wow! Fantastic!

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5d

Just finished it. You were right!

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5d

You come at the Schumer, you best not miss

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5d

I’m about 70% of the way through it but @drewmagary.bsky.social’s The Hike is currently on sale wherever ebooks are sold and it is very good and uncomfortable! There’s also a crab!

The cover of The Hike by Drew Magary. It features those words in large letters and in the middle is a blue crab. I don’t know if the species of crab is specifically a blue crab, only that the color of the crab is blue.

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5d

I’m with Chris on this one, John.

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5d

What is this, a yogurt for ants??

Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 5d

Scientists revive old Bulgarian recipe to make yogurt with ants. Ants carry lactic and acetic acid bacteria that help coagulate milk, as well as formic acid to acidify it. They even partnered with Danish chefs to create three recipes using ant yogurt. arstechnica.com/science/2025...

Scientists revive old Bulgarian recipe to make yogurt with ants

Ants carry lactic and acetic acid bacteria that help coagulate milk, as well as formic acid to acidify it.

arstechnica.com

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 5d

They interrupted school and the principal announced the verdict over the PA!

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 5d

31 years of BORT. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 6d

Hey quick question: how can I go back in time 30 seconds to stop myself from reading this?

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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 6d

1. It's only feds asking a few questions. What do you have to hide?
2. It's only masked, armed feds asking you to justify your presence. What do you have to hide?
3. It's only masked feds assaulting your home, dragging your naked children out and holding them in a van for hours. Shut up commie.

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 6d

Kabul Starbucks was that bad, huh?

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