Dae
@monsterfuqr.bsky.social
A humble dick hoarder. 🇨🇦
37+. F/NB. She/them.
Does what it says on the tin.
Get off my lawn & stay off my lawn if you're under 18. Age in Bio or I'll block.
37+. F/NB. She/them.
Does what it says on the tin.
Get off my lawn & stay off my lawn if you're under 18. Age in Bio or I'll block.
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Dae
@monsterfuqr.bsky.social
· Oct 16
Reminder: if you follow me without an age in bio, I will block you immediately.
No age in bio or under 18? DNI/DNF. That simple.
No age in bio or under 18? DNI/DNF. That simple.
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Dear Mr. Clegg
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
May 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dear Mr. Clegg
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
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💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥
In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG!
Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms!
Winner announced Fri 6th June.
GOOD LUCK! 🍀
T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs
In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG!
Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms!
Winner announced Fri 6th June.
GOOD LUCK! 🍀
T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs
May 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥
In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG!
Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms!
Winner announced Fri 6th June.
GOOD LUCK! 🍀
T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs
In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG!
Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms!
Winner announced Fri 6th June.
GOOD LUCK! 🍀
T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs
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Please stop believing we don’t owe each other anything. We owe each other so much! We owe each other love, equity, understanding, community, compassion, and much more. Don’t let this toxic hyper individualism cut you off from humanity. We’re all connected. We all need each other.
February 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Please stop believing we don’t owe each other anything. We owe each other so much! We owe each other love, equity, understanding, community, compassion, and much more. Don’t let this toxic hyper individualism cut you off from humanity. We’re all connected. We all need each other.
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Time for our first Blue Sky exclusive Giveaway, and Happy Valentines Day!
Repost this post, and follow us to enter for a chance to win a Custom XS, Small, or Medium Bard Toy!
Must be 18+ to enter, and winner(s) will be selected on 2/21/25 at 12 pm ET!
Rules and more prizes in the next post!
Repost this post, and follow us to enter for a chance to win a Custom XS, Small, or Medium Bard Toy!
Must be 18+ to enter, and winner(s) will be selected on 2/21/25 at 12 pm ET!
Rules and more prizes in the next post!
February 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Time for our first Blue Sky exclusive Giveaway, and Happy Valentines Day!
Repost this post, and follow us to enter for a chance to win a Custom XS, Small, or Medium Bard Toy!
Must be 18+ to enter, and winner(s) will be selected on 2/21/25 at 12 pm ET!
Rules and more prizes in the next post!
Repost this post, and follow us to enter for a chance to win a Custom XS, Small, or Medium Bard Toy!
Must be 18+ to enter, and winner(s) will be selected on 2/21/25 at 12 pm ET!
Rules and more prizes in the next post!
Just a couple of the designs I've been having fun making with my @bardtoys.bsky.social coloring sheets! (It's actually not making deciding any easier, tbh)
December 13, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Just a couple of the designs I've been having fun making with my @bardtoys.bsky.social coloring sheets! (It's actually not making deciding any easier, tbh)
Can't sleep, so I decided to be productive by making myself some coloring/design sheets from @bardtoys.bsky.social wishlist.
Happy 5th anniversary! 🩷 Hope to see many more of your fantastic work, guys!
Happy 5th anniversary! 🩷 Hope to see many more of your fantastic work, guys!
November 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Can't sleep, so I decided to be productive by making myself some coloring/design sheets from @bardtoys.bsky.social wishlist.
Happy 5th anniversary! 🩷 Hope to see many more of your fantastic work, guys!
Happy 5th anniversary! 🩷 Hope to see many more of your fantastic work, guys!
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To celebrate our launch on Bluesky, We're giving away £500 to spend on Weredog.co.uk!
TO ENTER:
1. Follow us here on Bluesky
2. Like this post
3. Share this post
Entries will close on Tuesday November 26th @ 11.59pm GMT
Winner announced here on Wednesday 27th November! Good Luck!
TO ENTER:
1. Follow us here on Bluesky
2. Like this post
3. Share this post
Entries will close on Tuesday November 26th @ 11.59pm GMT
Winner announced here on Wednesday 27th November! Good Luck!
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
To celebrate our launch on Bluesky, We're giving away £500 to spend on Weredog.co.uk!
TO ENTER:
1. Follow us here on Bluesky
2. Like this post
3. Share this post
Entries will close on Tuesday November 26th @ 11.59pm GMT
Winner announced here on Wednesday 27th November! Good Luck!
TO ENTER:
1. Follow us here on Bluesky
2. Like this post
3. Share this post
Entries will close on Tuesday November 26th @ 11.59pm GMT
Winner announced here on Wednesday 27th November! Good Luck!
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🐉Want a dragon of your very own?🐉
Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a custom Pendragon, Arok, Zahhard, or Tsuna in your choice of size, firmness, and color!
As always, 18+ only!
No purchase necessary to enter.
Domestic and international entrants welcome!
Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a custom Pendragon, Arok, Zahhard, or Tsuna in your choice of size, firmness, and color!
As always, 18+ only!
No purchase necessary to enter.
Domestic and international entrants welcome!
November 12, 2024 at 5:02 PM
🐉Want a dragon of your very own?🐉
Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a custom Pendragon, Arok, Zahhard, or Tsuna in your choice of size, firmness, and color!
As always, 18+ only!
No purchase necessary to enter.
Domestic and international entrants welcome!
Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a custom Pendragon, Arok, Zahhard, or Tsuna in your choice of size, firmness, and color!
As always, 18+ only!
No purchase necessary to enter.
Domestic and international entrants welcome!
A @strangebedfellas.bsky.social guided surprise. Always a 10/10, even all these years later. 💕
November 14, 2024 at 9:00 AM
A @strangebedfellas.bsky.social guided surprise. Always a 10/10, even all these years later. 💕
Talk about a dick pic, eh?
November 14, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Talk about a dick pic, eh?
Hard to believe I started collecting all the way back in 2019, with this beautiful toy as my first. And it's still one of my favorites! (Thanks @pleasureforge.bsky.social!)
November 14, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Hard to believe I started collecting all the way back in 2019, with this beautiful toy as my first. And it's still one of my favorites! (Thanks @pleasureforge.bsky.social!)
Reminder: if you follow me without an age in bio, I will block you immediately.
No age in bio or under 18? DNI/DNF. That simple.
No age in bio or under 18? DNI/DNF. That simple.
October 16, 2023 at 4:54 AM
Reminder: if you follow me without an age in bio, I will block you immediately.
No age in bio or under 18? DNI/DNF. That simple.
No age in bio or under 18? DNI/DNF. That simple.