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E.A. Sabbathiel
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Chaote, Gnostic, Freemason, Occultist, Cyberpunk, Retired Femboy, Full-Time Shitlord, The Pope.

"Nothing Is True, Everything Is Permitted"

"This Hole Gave Birth To The Preacher In Me"
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This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
The 605.
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
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December 23, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Life's about the simple pleasures :)
December 19, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
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December 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
So guess who feel the absolute fuck back into Runescape addiction.

This bitch lmao yeet
November 29, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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A broken orbital bone can't stop Rhea Ripley from being part of WarGames. #WWERaw
November 19, 2024 at 1:10 AM
What the actual fuck was the Paul-Tyson fight?

It was a snooze and Paul only beat the old man by 10 points....

The other fights on the card were better....
November 16, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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In the Age of Misinformation, let's remember these headlines after the Titanic sank.

During wireless chatter, someone asked: "Are the Titanic passengers safe?” An answer came: "The ship is being towed to Halifax and everyone is ok." That 2nd transmission didnt refer to the Titanic, hence the error.
November 15, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Am wasted at a house party after a mini war game on cheap whiskey. Ama
November 15, 2024 at 4:51 AM
So apparently I'm top of my nationwide department at my corpo bullshit job...

Didn't know the bar was on the floor but alas.

Damn it feels good to Be Pope!
November 14, 2024 at 4:07 PM
What's up hoes?
November 13, 2024 at 6:12 PM