Moo
@mooman272.bsky.social
Software Test Engineer. Cat dad. Video gamer. Runner. Baker. Miami Dolphins. Seattle Seahawks. 🍍+ 🍕= straight to jail.
Wait, NFL kickers can wear jersey numbers in the 90s?
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Wait, NFL kickers can wear jersey numbers in the 90s?
Last week, Philip Rivers was on the couch, 4 years retired. Today, he throws a TD against Seattle's D, with "What's My Age Again?" playing on the highlight (he's 44).
I'm 43 and I'm scared I'll throw my back out whenever I sneeze.
I'm 43 and I'm scared I'll throw my back out whenever I sneeze.
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Last week, Philip Rivers was on the couch, 4 years retired. Today, he throws a TD against Seattle's D, with "What's My Age Again?" playing on the highlight (he's 44).
I'm 43 and I'm scared I'll throw my back out whenever I sneeze.
I'm 43 and I'm scared I'll throw my back out whenever I sneeze.
Are sports announcers not allowed to say "butt?" "Backside" sounds so dumb.
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Are sports announcers not allowed to say "butt?" "Backside" sounds so dumb.
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Spain is going to impose a tariff on American football after this
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Spain is going to impose a tariff on American football after this
Dear Recruiters,
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Dear Recruiters,
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
We need goalposts to make funny noises when a kicker doinks them. Maybe like a gong or a fart.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
We need goalposts to make funny noises when a kicker doinks them. Maybe like a gong or a fart.
Just a super casual baseball fan who felt obligated to pay attention at the beginning of Seattle's postseason.
And then all this *gestures wildly* happens.
And then all this *gestures wildly* happens.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Just a super casual baseball fan who felt obligated to pay attention at the beginning of Seattle's postseason.
And then all this *gestures wildly* happens.
And then all this *gestures wildly* happens.
Forget the eye patch; Tua needs Luke Skywalker's training helmet with the blast shield down.
FINAL: Tua's four TDs lead the Dolphins to victory! #MIAvsATL
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Forget the eye patch; Tua needs Luke Skywalker's training helmet with the blast shield down.
Well at least the Seahawks won, so...not a total weekend loss. I guess.
a man in a suit and tie says " yeah " while holding a pencil
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " yeah " while holding a pencil
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Well at least the Seahawks won, so...not a total weekend loss. I guess.
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Cal's HR was BIG... Geno's Grand Slam was even BIGGER!
30min seismogram from the end of Game 5.
🔱 Mariners Win!!! "The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
@Mariners @MLB @TMobilePark @FoxSports
30min seismogram from the end of Game 5.
🔱 Mariners Win!!! "The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
@Mariners @MLB @TMobilePark @FoxSports
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Cal's HR was BIG... Geno's Grand Slam was even BIGGER!
30min seismogram from the end of Game 5.
🔱 Mariners Win!!! "The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
@Mariners @MLB @TMobilePark @FoxSports
30min seismogram from the end of Game 5.
🔱 Mariners Win!!! "The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
@Mariners @MLB @TMobilePark @FoxSports
"Alright, I'm done with the Dolphins; it's time to focus on the Mariners now," is a brand new sentence for me.
October 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Alright, I'm done with the Dolphins; it's time to focus on the Mariners now," is a brand new sentence for me.
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Sending this video to all of my stupid relatives who keep asking if Im okay
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sending this video to all of my stupid relatives who keep asking if Im okay
Game goes to OT.
Ref: *explains OT rules*
Ref: Any questions?
Nobody EVER has questions.
Come on, guys. You're professionals. It's okay to ask questions without the rest of the class rolling their eyes at you.
Ref: *explains OT rules*
Ref: Any questions?
Nobody EVER has questions.
Come on, guys. You're professionals. It's okay to ask questions without the rest of the class rolling their eyes at you.
October 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Game goes to OT.
Ref: *explains OT rules*
Ref: Any questions?
Nobody EVER has questions.
Come on, guys. You're professionals. It's okay to ask questions without the rest of the class rolling their eyes at you.
Ref: *explains OT rules*
Ref: Any questions?
Nobody EVER has questions.
Come on, guys. You're professionals. It's okay to ask questions without the rest of the class rolling their eyes at you.
When the government forces or influences a private media company to cancel a program, that's a free speech violation.
But if they want to preempt the NYJ-MIA game, I'll make an exception.
But if they want to preempt the NYJ-MIA game, I'll make an exception.
September 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When the government forces or influences a private media company to cancel a program, that's a free speech violation.
But if they want to preempt the NYJ-MIA game, I'll make an exception.
But if they want to preempt the NYJ-MIA game, I'll make an exception.
Didn't realize beans and squapes were related.
August 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Didn't realize beans and squapes were related.
As a child, I would have committed multiple felonies to get one of these.
As an adult, maybe just one felony.
www.reddit.com/r/Costco/com...
As an adult, maybe just one felony.
www.reddit.com/r/Costco/com...
From the Costco community on Reddit: How low do we think Plinko will go?
Explore this post and more from the Costco community
www.reddit.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:51 AM
As a child, I would have committed multiple felonies to get one of these.
As an adult, maybe just one felony.
www.reddit.com/r/Costco/com...
As an adult, maybe just one felony.
www.reddit.com/r/Costco/com...
USE A PASSWORD GENERATOR, ASSHOLES.
(This post is not sponsored by Bitwarden.)
(This post is not sponsored by Bitwarden.)
NEW: Tulsi Gabbard, now the US director of national intelligence, used the same easily cracked password for different online accounts including a personal Gmail account and Dropbox over a period of years, leaked records reviewed by WIRED reveal.
Tulsi Gabbard Reused the Same Weak Password on Multiple Accounts for Years
Tulsi Gabbard, now the US director of national intelligence, used the same easily cracked password for different online accounts including a personal Gmail account and Dropbox over a period of years, ...
www.wired.com
May 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
USE A PASSWORD GENERATOR, ASSHOLES.
(This post is not sponsored by Bitwarden.)
(This post is not sponsored by Bitwarden.)
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"May the force be with you"
Do you even know who I am?
Do you even know who I am?
May 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"May the force be with you"
Do you even know who I am?
Do you even know who I am?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
April 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
IN THIS ECONOMY?
Warning: accepting my blood may result in side effects of extreme sarcasm and/or profanity.
#BloodDrive #SakuraCon
#BloodDrive #SakuraCon
April 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Warning: accepting my blood may result in side effects of extreme sarcasm and/or profanity.
#BloodDrive #SakuraCon
#BloodDrive #SakuraCon
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I will try to put this in football terms.
We are a team that people think is gonna suck, so we have to offer lower prices for season tickets.
Thinks of yields (which move opposite to prices) as the amenities—like throwing in hot dogs and drinks to make the tickets more enticing.
We are a team that people think is gonna suck, so we have to offer lower prices for season tickets.
Thinks of yields (which move opposite to prices) as the amenities—like throwing in hot dogs and drinks to make the tickets more enticing.
Begging @minakimes.bsky.social to put her economic hat back on for a quick minute and tell us all wtf is going on. Very serious people are freaking out but it feels like trying to figure out why a drunk person is crying bc basis points? gilt crisis?? Higher yields=bad??? Girl, wut?
April 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I will try to put this in football terms.
We are a team that people think is gonna suck, so we have to offer lower prices for season tickets.
Thinks of yields (which move opposite to prices) as the amenities—like throwing in hot dogs and drinks to make the tickets more enticing.
We are a team that people think is gonna suck, so we have to offer lower prices for season tickets.
Thinks of yields (which move opposite to prices) as the amenities—like throwing in hot dogs and drinks to make the tickets more enticing.
If this happened when I was a young, mostly apolitical gamer / tech nerd, I would haven to taken my civic duty seriously a lot sooner.
Wonder how this will play out for today's generation.
www.gamespot.com/articles/nin...
Wonder how this will play out for today's generation.
www.gamespot.com/articles/nin...
Nintendo Switch 2 Preorders Delayed Due To Tariffs, Release Date Still June 5
The Nintendo Switch 2 is almost here, but customers in the US will not be able to preorder the console on April 9, as originally expected.
www.gamespot.com
April 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If this happened when I was a young, mostly apolitical gamer / tech nerd, I would haven to taken my civic duty seriously a lot sooner.
Wonder how this will play out for today's generation.
www.gamespot.com/articles/nin...
Wonder how this will play out for today's generation.
www.gamespot.com/articles/nin...