Steph
@stephyfbaby.bsky.social
Somewhere between Proverbs 31 & ‘Pac.
10/10 🤩
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
10/10 🤩
The me that you heard saying she’d definitely be up late tonight no longer exists. I have freed myself of obligation to her & forgiven her for unfulfilled promises. I would encourage you to do the same.
- Me, to my (very judgey) dog at 9:17pm central standard time
- Me, to my (very judgey) dog at 9:17pm central standard time
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The me that you heard saying she’d definitely be up late tonight no longer exists. I have freed myself of obligation to her & forgiven her for unfulfilled promises. I would encourage you to do the same.
- Me, to my (very judgey) dog at 9:17pm central standard time
- Me, to my (very judgey) dog at 9:17pm central standard time
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Than a mfer is the historical standard.
I’m lacking!!! In honor of day 4 of black history month, what is your favorite form of black measurement?
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Than a mfer is the historical standard.
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every big NBA trade is like "we sent Washington every player we have and got ten dollars"
Have absolutely no idea who is on what NBA team rn
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
every big NBA trade is like "we sent Washington every player we have and got ten dollars"
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Remember, nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day today. ♥️
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Remember, nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day today. ♥️
The WNBA really thinks they can keep playing in people’s faces like half the women on the other side weren’t literally raised on not looking like booboo the fool.
The WNBA & WNBPA met for roughly 3 hrs at the league offices in New York City on Monday. The WNBA showed up without a proposal.
“That kind of set the tone for the conversation because we were hoping to hear otherwise," Nneka Ogwumike told me.
frontofficesports.com/wnba-offered...
“That kind of set the tone for the conversation because we were hoping to hear otherwise," Nneka Ogwumike told me.
frontofficesports.com/wnba-offered...
WNBA Offered No Proposal at Critical CBA Meeting
The sides met in person for the first time in months Monday. The league still hasn’t responded to a December proposal from the players.
frontofficesports.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The WNBA really thinks they can keep playing in people’s faces like half the women on the other side weren’t literally raised on not looking like booboo the fool.
The Bering Land Bridge for some. Chattel slavery for others.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The Bering Land Bridge for some. Chattel slavery for others.
My Life: the true story.
EYE … will never be too good for a lime a rita … food from the side of the road… funeral chocolate cake… and the affections of people from Mississippi
February 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
My Life: the true story.
Sounds delightful.
Let me add her to the playlist.
Let me add her to the playlist.
Olivia Dean makes music for TJ Maxx and middle aged GRWM content
February 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Sounds delightful.
Let me add her to the playlist.
Let me add her to the playlist.
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Those abs don’t look compatible with my lifestyle lol.
teyana taylor don’t even drop the routine i know whatever it is would break my resolve
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Those abs don’t look compatible with my lifestyle lol.
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Bad Bunny took home the Grammy for the best música urbana album for his zeitgeist-shaping album “Debí Tirar Más Fotos."
“Before I say thanks to God, I’m gonna say: ICE out,” Bad Bunny said, accepting his award to a standing ovation.
Live updates: bit.ly/4tdsxnu
“Before I say thanks to God, I’m gonna say: ICE out,” Bad Bunny said, accepting his award to a standing ovation.
Live updates: bit.ly/4tdsxnu
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Bad Bunny took home the Grammy for the best música urbana album for his zeitgeist-shaping album “Debí Tirar Más Fotos."
“Before I say thanks to God, I’m gonna say: ICE out,” Bad Bunny said, accepting his award to a standing ovation.
Live updates: bit.ly/4tdsxnu
“Before I say thanks to God, I’m gonna say: ICE out,” Bad Bunny said, accepting his award to a standing ovation.
Live updates: bit.ly/4tdsxnu
There are literally called “soap operas” bc they were sponsored by (and sometimes even completely *produced* by) companies to market their cleaning products aka “soap” to housewives. It is also why they air(ed) in the afternoon - bc spouses were at work, kids at school or down for a nap, etc.
Yes. Soap operas, too. That's why the shows used actual products.
Just occurred to me that Price is Right was a hour long commercial for various consumer products with a game show attached.
They paid a studio audience with prize money to advertise their products. (Yes I am)
They paid a studio audience with prize money to advertise their products. (Yes I am)
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
There are literally called “soap operas” bc they were sponsored by (and sometimes even completely *produced* by) companies to market their cleaning products aka “soap” to housewives. It is also why they air(ed) in the afternoon - bc spouses were at work, kids at school or down for a nap, etc.
I know it’ll never happen in the W bc they were both high draft picks but I just love Paige & Rickea together.
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I know it’ll never happen in the W bc they were both high draft picks but I just love Paige & Rickea together.
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27 points in an 8 minute quarter ?!?!
Here's every bucket from Marina Mabrey's 1st quarter inferno at Unrivaled Philadelphia.
Chef outscored Rose BC by herself 🤯🤯🤯
#WBB #UnrivaledBasketball
Here's every bucket from Marina Mabrey's 1st quarter inferno at Unrivaled Philadelphia.
Chef outscored Rose BC by herself 🤯🤯🤯
#WBB #UnrivaledBasketball
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
27 points in an 8 minute quarter ?!?!
Here's every bucket from Marina Mabrey's 1st quarter inferno at Unrivaled Philadelphia.
Chef outscored Rose BC by herself 🤯🤯🤯
#WBB #UnrivaledBasketball
Here's every bucket from Marina Mabrey's 1st quarter inferno at Unrivaled Philadelphia.
Chef outscored Rose BC by herself 🤯🤯🤯
#WBB #UnrivaledBasketball
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this stat line somehow undersells what Marina Mabrey did in seven minutes
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
this stat line somehow undersells what Marina Mabrey did in seven minutes
Omg!
Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Omg!
I don’t ask for much… just a beautifully intricate metal Bundt pan with a (removable) silicone Bundt pan that fits inside it.
#cakesky #sweetsky #bigbacksoldseperately
#cakesky #sweetsky #bigbacksoldseperately
January 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I don’t ask for much… just a beautifully intricate metal Bundt pan with a (removable) silicone Bundt pan that fits inside it.
#cakesky #sweetsky #bigbacksoldseperately
#cakesky #sweetsky #bigbacksoldseperately
I just saw a commercial for Cici’s Pizza and it costs $10 now?!?!
I didn’t even know it still existed & obviously, don’t intend to go but, 10 (TEN!) American dollars?!?
For cici’s?!?!!
I have never been more convinced that the economy is cooked.
I didn’t even know it still existed & obviously, don’t intend to go but, 10 (TEN!) American dollars?!?
For cici’s?!?!!
I have never been more convinced that the economy is cooked.
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I just saw a commercial for Cici’s Pizza and it costs $10 now?!?!
I didn’t even know it still existed & obviously, don’t intend to go but, 10 (TEN!) American dollars?!?
For cici’s?!?!!
I have never been more convinced that the economy is cooked.
I didn’t even know it still existed & obviously, don’t intend to go but, 10 (TEN!) American dollars?!?
For cici’s?!?!!
I have never been more convinced that the economy is cooked.
Now why am I getting lightning alerts??
Enough, weather!! Leave us alone.
Enough, weather!! Leave us alone.
January 29, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Now why am I getting lightning alerts??
Enough, weather!! Leave us alone.
Enough, weather!! Leave us alone.
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The survivors of the Tulsa Race Massacre “became, late in life, the subject of national recognition, because that’s what America is good at—celebrating survivors of the harm the country allowed, not compensating for the misfortune it has caused.”
What America Lost When It Lost Mother Fletcher
With nearly all of the victims of the Tulsa Race Massacre now dead, the country must find other ways to rectify its wrongs.
www.theatlantic.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The survivors of the Tulsa Race Massacre “became, late in life, the subject of national recognition, because that’s what America is good at—celebrating survivors of the harm the country allowed, not compensating for the misfortune it has caused.”
See also: butter
olive oil is a legitimate interest
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 AM
See also: butter
Playing against both Jackie & AT at the same time would be an absolute nightmare, ngl.
The 2 strongest people in the league on one team seems unfair lol.
#Unrivaled
The 2 strongest people in the league on one team seems unfair lol.
#Unrivaled
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Playing against both Jackie & AT at the same time would be an absolute nightmare, ngl.
The 2 strongest people in the league on one team seems unfair lol.
#Unrivaled
The 2 strongest people in the league on one team seems unfair lol.
#Unrivaled
The gasp I gusped when the tape player popped open!! 😍
Obsessed with this New Hermes boombox bag 💼! #WishList
January 25, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The gasp I gusped when the tape player popped open!! 😍
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