Matthias The Ninth💀⚔️
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Matthias The Ninth💀⚔️
@moonbasetomb.bsky.social
Matthias Nonius, the greatest swordsman of Ninth House

He/him/david bowie

Discord: moonbasetwo

The Locked Tomb
Guitar
Art is Resistance.
Fuck 🧊
Good album
It's a Mirror by Perfume Genius on Apple Music
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December 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Autocorrect changed birthday to broth Day and I'm not mad
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Anyone else ever experience a phantom shart? Where you’re so convinced that it felt like you just shafted but then…there’s nothing there?
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Showed a friend an older meme video the other day. She asked if it was AI. I said it was pre-AI, carefully edited to sync. Then I realized that the old world is gone.
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
You read dark romantacy, I read old GameFAQ guides written in ASCII for fun. We are not the same.

*Not completely true, I like dark romantasy too.
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
One of the most relaxing things I do on computer is when I organize my bookmarks
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So help me god if I ever tell you I have a layover in charlotte again just put a bullet in me
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Apple needs to step up their game and make their noise cancellation powerful enough to drown out toddlers and babies
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
lol. Lmao. Fucking keep it bro.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Season 6 pitch: Vecnatron. He has to embody car parts now.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Great workout this morning, but really tough. Still have too much gravy in my blood.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Why do you get the pro max ultra hyperpop plus gigantor phone?"

Because my little friends inside my phone deserve the best home
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It says something when the most relaxing moment of my week is during my dental cleaning
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Maynard's 25 second scream at the end of The Grudge truly does things to me
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Started to read Haunting Adeline, just to feel something. ANYTHING.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I swear it wasn't this dark before, adjusted for daylight savings. Did someone turn down the dimmer?
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Using a backscratcher in front of my cat and asking "why can't you ever do this to me?"
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Coop, I’m making a folder. And album if you will. I’m calling it “Dark Woke.” I need MEMES, Coop. I need more memes!
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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The time for dark woke is beginning
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Pondering
November 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My cat was all cozied up next to me then I sneezed then he ran off into his inter dimensional portal 😞
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Staring at your doordasher in the app driving circles around your building
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM