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mooserider.bsky.social
🔞🎄🥁The 12 Days of Christmoose🥁🎄🔞
@mooserider.bsky.social
24 . gay . kinky freak for asses/hypno/musk/etc . he/him . 🔞 . pseudo-furry, pseudo-goth . smut writer . dilf/gilf enjoyer .

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I’ve most commonly seen it with Sasquatch/Yetis and bears, but as long as one character is big and insulated enough, and the other is tiny enough, I think there’s a lot of possibilities. A moose or caribou with a mouse, a dragon with a knight friend, etc.
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
These are the type of scrawny little bastards that look like they were left in a ditch beside the highway as a child and sustained themselves on half-drank Monster energy drinks and discarded Rob Zombie CDs. Trailer park twinks. Scraggly, but not hairy enough to be otters. Probably an awful goatee.
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This is a sliding scale with the midpoint of these being Selected Ambient Works 85-92 hypno
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Diapers. I had been curious about them because of some hypno art and ended up trying them with a local kinkster. While I discovered that while diapers alone weren’t really my thing, I can definitely see them as a nice “sauce” on the kinks that I *am* very into; hypno, edging, soft humiliation, etc
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Trent Resin Ore
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You are so valid for this. Like, I think farm animal ass generally is peak, but bulls specifically are so good. I need a big bull man to plop his ass on my face while he chews his cud, moos, and swishes his fly-swatter tail like *crazy*.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
All the monsters in this dungeon are bottoms, unfortunately…they’d really appreciate it if you made an effort to get stuck with your cock out and facing upwards next time. That just makes the whole “monster ravage-ment” thing a lot easier for them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
ADDENDUM: Oh my god, I didn’t realize that this was literally a reference to an actual press conference he just did where he complained that there wasn’t enough tartar sauce and now I realize that I have a horrifyingly specific opinion in common with that bastard…
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Do I still eat them? No. Do I sometimes crave one out of nostalgia because, as someone who grew up Catholic, I used to get them as a treat during Lent? Yes. (I always asked for extra tartar sauce)
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Thinking about actual incest: 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Thinking about a random middle-aged or old man shoving my face into his sweaty asscrack and immediately overriding my brain into believing that he’s my loving, doting father/grandfather: 🥴🤪😵‍💫💦💦💦
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ya know how at county fairs they have greased pig contests where they grease up a pig and set him loose and whoever manages to catch it gets a prize? Do that to me with the PigLube™ and chase me around as I slowly transform. The Prize? A big, fat, dumb, buttsniffing, service top hog.
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Catch me bellyflopping into the hot spring that turns you into an orc.
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM