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mooserider.bsky.social
🔞🎩🎆Happy Moose Year🎆🎩🔞
@mooserider.bsky.social
24 . gay . kinky freak for asses/hypno/musk/etc . he/him . 🔞 . pseudo-furry, pseudo-goth . smut writer . dilf/gilf enjoyer .

🚫NO ZOOS, PEDOS, FASCISTS, AI🚫

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mooserider/
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Hey, y’all! After a long time coming, I’m proud to present my first longer (and I believe my first explicitly furry) story. Hope y’all enjoy it!
It’s got musk! It’s got skunk spray! It’s got hypno! It’s got a grumpy old man! What more could you ask for?!
www.furaffinity.net/view/59838198/
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Just some random garden gnomes trasforming you into a big round hairy oldie with a big nose, red cheeks and a silly face, you know? 🤭
January 22, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Here's Calvin the gentle giant in full version, process and noodity on my Patreon 🐻♥️!
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Not calling anyone out in particular, just making a public statement here. If I see you intentionally using or repeatedly engaging in AI content, I will block you. I obviously give grace to people because even I sometimes struggle to recognize AI now, but my policy is basically zero tolerance.
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Oh to be an Orc Warrior’s bed warmer thrall, muzzled by his old loincloth and mindlessly following in the wake of his pheromonal cloud 🤤🥵
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
What can I say? I love seeing a small-to-average cock penetrating the massive, plump, steaming asshole of a big ol’ guy!
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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"Determination."

After spending all day asking for donations for the local church, Luke was getting tired of people slamming the door in his face. So he decided that with Mr. Connor, he was going to use a different approach to convince him to listen.
January 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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There are many types of men in the orc tribe. You have power bottoms, bratty bottoms, submissive bottoms
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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anyway
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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Several people have told me this is just a normal part of being a horse, but I should really have bought some pants to prepare...
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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"Santa enjoys naughty gifts and wishes as long as you ask nicely~🎁✨"

I know this piece is small, but I couldn't just go through December without drawing this man's utter bakery. So I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it! Happy Holidays!
December 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I know this is a big ol’ hot take, but I personally don’t usually find permazonking particularly hot. If you get permazonked, that’s it. That’s your one zonking for a lifetime. I want to get zonked over and over again by a zany rotating cast of characters, each with their own gimmicks.
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I think gnomes are gravely underutilized for horny purposes. I mean, come on…tiny, bearded old men with mischievous energy and ancient earth magic? They’re basically fairies for old-man-fuckers.
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Struggling, restrained, unable to resist as the eager kobold sinks his enormous fat scaley ass over my cock, slipping inside his hole so easily as he rides me, moaning, staring into the kobold's spinning eyes, staring deep, thrusting my hips involuntarily, grinding my cock in his ass, staring, deep
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Is he? You know…🌀??
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I want a cute elderly butler that I can have an overly dependent and profoundly homosexual relationship with. I just want to have a chubby, mustachioed old man care for me as I wallow in bouts of melancholy in my seaside manor. Cooking me lavish meals, reading poetry by my bedside, sucking me off…
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am unfortunately not a massive hashtag gamer, so being hit with an avalanche of badger cock and ass, while not unwelcome, was a bit of a surprise when I opened the app this evening.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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A drooling, sweaty, near-naked older man stumbles up to your dad in the street. "IT'S TIME TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS," the man says, loudly.

Your father opens his mouth to react, only for his expression to flatten. Eyes glazing. "IT'S TIME TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS," your dad shouts in reply.
October 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Underrated trope:
A big, bulky, well insulated character saving a tiny guy from hypothermia on a cold winter night by plopping their steamy hole directly onto them. It might be a blizzard just beyond those massive, fuzzy globes, but in there it’s a toasty 98 and it smells like sweaty butthole.
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I think I’ve made my love of big fellas pretty clear over the years, but I do want to give a bit of love to a type of guy I refer to as a “feral twink”.
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Don't you just hate it when you go to your girlfriend's house but instead of making out with her, you end up making out with her dad's butthole? 🤔
April 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I Saw Daddy Rimming Santa Claus
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You heard it here first folks! Orc holes taste like cinnamon and apple. Sorry to everyone that was hoping for swamp ass, but they do, in fact, taste like a cozy autumn day. We will not be taking any more questions at this time. There is coffee and donu–ahem…orc assholes for you in the lobby.
Interesting…
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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COM - GOONER Dragons
Picture for @draconayr.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Cock watching, from patreon/subscribestar!
appreciate the little things and watch them get bigger
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM