Dr. Gnawbones
@drgnawbones.bsky.social
Orcish Boar Punk. Sometime Demon Coyote. Occasional Space Alien. He/Him. 38. NSFW and 18+ ONLY. Gay Hypno Microfiction. I write smut. Married & Monogamous.
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Oh man, it looks like Wolverine doesn't like ICE!
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Oh man, it looks like Wolverine doesn't like ICE!
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Every musk/pheromone story premise is like “sorry bro, the AC’s busted so is the shower also the only seating is this sweat-stained loveseat but hey at least we have weed and a marathon of the spiral channel on TV, come sit with me in just our socks and underwear bro” and I’m here for it
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July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Every musk/pheromone story premise is like “sorry bro, the AC’s busted so is the shower also the only seating is this sweat-stained loveseat but hey at least we have weed and a marathon of the spiral channel on TV, come sit with me in just our socks and underwear bro” and I’m here for it
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Any variation on “it’s just us guys here” wrt nudity makes me feral
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Any variation on “it’s just us guys here” wrt nudity makes me feral
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The Midnight Circus from World of Darkness was so hypnohorny and chock full of corruption themes and hot monsters… IDK I think it should get brought up more often.
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December 1, 2024 at 7:09 PM
The Midnight Circus from World of Darkness was so hypnohorny and chock full of corruption themes and hot monsters… IDK I think it should get brought up more often.
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Shane Stardew Valley I know he’s got a fat hog and massive balls man. I know his feet smell crazy and he wears yesterday’s socks and underwear to work
a pixel art drawing of a man standing in front of a fireplace
Alt: pixel art of Shane Stardew Valley posted up drinking in the saloon
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January 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Shane Stardew Valley I know he’s got a fat hog and massive balls man. I know his feet smell crazy and he wears yesterday’s socks and underwear to work
In restaurants, if the ICE machine gets contaminated by glass or mold, there’s no separating the good ICE from the bad. It’s all bad and you have to melt it all down or “burn it.” You’d say “86 ICE chef, we gotta burn it all down” and then you tell customers we’re not having ICE any more.
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January 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
In restaurants, if the ICE machine gets contaminated by glass or mold, there’s no separating the good ICE from the bad. It’s all bad and you have to melt it all down or “burn it.” You’d say “86 ICE chef, we gotta burn it all down” and then you tell customers we’re not having ICE any more.
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Hypnotized ursines saying their mantras. Hypnotized ursines saying their mantras. This bears repeating
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Hypnotized ursines saying their mantras. Hypnotized ursines saying their mantras. This bears repeating
Update - I have no recollection whatsoever of my dreams last night. Guys, they got me I fear 😨😰
Weird recurring nightmare last few days with some secret old men club trying to lure me up to their forest lodge/spa/sauna. There are hypno-undertones but the vibe is definitely more sinister and scary than kinky (but still kinda kinky). Wonder what they’ll try tonight…
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January 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Update - I have no recollection whatsoever of my dreams last night. Guys, they got me I fear 😨😰
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actual dream I had last night
January 23, 2026 at 2:23 PM
actual dream I had last night
Weird recurring nightmare last few days with some secret old men club trying to lure me up to their forest lodge/spa/sauna. There are hypno-undertones but the vibe is definitely more sinister and scary than kinky (but still kinda kinky). Wonder what they’ll try tonight…
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January 23, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Weird recurring nightmare last few days with some secret old men club trying to lure me up to their forest lodge/spa/sauna. There are hypno-undertones but the vibe is definitely more sinister and scary than kinky (but still kinda kinky). Wonder what they’ll try tonight…
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People *love* the framing of a thought-terminating cliché where they can just throw up their hands and do whatever they want because it’s all the same anyway. Dressing up their shittiness like it’s some kind of principled position and not just lazy casuistry
That time someone I talked with unironically used "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" as an excuse to buy hogwarts legacy 😭
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 AM
People *love* the framing of a thought-terminating cliché where they can just throw up their hands and do whatever they want because it’s all the same anyway. Dressing up their shittiness like it’s some kind of principled position and not just lazy casuistry
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That time someone I talked with unironically used "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" as an excuse to buy hogwarts legacy 😭
October 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
That time someone I talked with unironically used "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" as an excuse to buy hogwarts legacy 😭
I don’t talk about this too much, but I grew up in a cult and every time I see someone musing about how great it would be to start a commune with all of their friends it fills my heart with dread
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I don’t talk about this too much, but I grew up in a cult and every time I see someone musing about how great it would be to start a commune with all of their friends it fills my heart with dread
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“Honey, I’m home!” as a trigger phrase…
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
“Honey, I’m home!” as a trigger phrase…
“My Dogs Are Barking” trigger phrase to initiate this headspace
“Fetch dad’s slippers” sits in a powerful nexus between feet kink and daddy issues and pup stuff
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January 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
“My Dogs Are Barking” trigger phrase to initiate this headspace
When the brainwasher makes you grateful for *fixing* you
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January 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
When the brainwasher makes you grateful for *fixing* you
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He’s such a slut disaster (relatable)
January 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
He’s such a slut disaster (relatable)
Oh to be an Orc Warrior’s bed warmer thrall, muzzled by his old loincloth and mindlessly following in the wake of his pheromonal cloud 🤤🥵
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Oh to be an Orc Warrior’s bed warmer thrall, muzzled by his old loincloth and mindlessly following in the wake of his pheromonal cloud 🤤🥵
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“What are you on about, son? That’s your new brother you’ve always had. Your memory needs a tune up, c’ere and huff until you start making sense again. And pull my finger!”
*sits on you*
*sits on you*
January 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“What are you on about, son? That’s your new brother you’ve always had. Your memory needs a tune up, c’ere and huff until you start making sense again. And pull my finger!”
*sits on you*
*sits on you*
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January 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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all the more reason to support @bearandbeagle.store!!! keeping your $$$ in the community is an empowering thing, and these fine folks make some of the best stickers and prints in the game!
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bearandbeagle.store
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
all the more reason to support @bearandbeagle.store!!! keeping your $$$ in the community is an empowering thing, and these fine folks make some of the best stickers and prints in the game!
bearandbeagle.store
bearandbeagle.store
Ok I *really* like this
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Ok I *really* like this