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Chris 🏳️‍🌈
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Screenshot of a news story from The Guardian. The headline reads Cigarette-smuggling balloons force closure of Lithuanian airport. There is an image of a large balloon with a package attached to the bottom in a field at night. There is a person next to the balloon. They are dwarfed by it. The package comes to around mid-thigh. An image of Chris Morris from The Day Today reading headline news
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Tumblr post from account swing set in december: "if you're irish and you complain about britain "erasing culture" but can't even speak the language/ don't know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares A reply from account yokosssser: "Them being Irish and not being able to speak the language/ not knowing shit about Ireland before 1910 is a direct result of Britain erasing culture, you goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown Tumblr post from account bowsers wife: "You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost." Below is a reply with an image of Xavier Renegade Angel with a speech bubble as though he is saying the above post. Tumblr post from account Dick lover 3000: i am the greatest dick lover of them all Below that is a reply reading "not so fast" from an account named dick lover 3001 Tumblr post from account hot dad calendar: "I'm actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightening when people change clothes A reply from account wheetbix god: "Babies have no concept of object permanence A reply to that from account sister judy judy bobudy: "That's one of the sickest burns I've ever read.
September 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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My mutuals accounts > my account
A perfectly baked and decorated triple decker piecaken (pie baked in to a cake). A triple decker piecaken (pie baked in to a cake) that looks like it's been run over.
May 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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A friend bought me this as a joke Christmas present a few years ago. I've never used it.
An image showing a bottle of "V.I.Poo" lemon scented 'pre-poo' toilet spray.
May 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Image showing five scenes of Netflix's Dark titled "Dark in a nutshell". Each scene is captioned with the music that is playing. In order: oppressive, mysterious, disturbing, oppressive (again) and threatening.
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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without downloading any new pics what is it like dating you?
A cartoon image of an anthropomorphic wall, with spikes coming out if it, sitting down. It is saying "i need a hug". Underneath the image is written 'A sentient wall of spikes'.
September 21, 2024 at 7:56 AM
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An old newspaper ad for a 10MB hard drive for the bargain price of $3,398.
August 10, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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Someone probably just emptied a stolen lorry full of loganberry essence into the stream to ruin his boss's fishing party before leaving his clothes on the beach and faking his death.
Newspaper article about a stream in Birmingham that turned red.
January 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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Text: "Are you ok honey? You've barely touched your NIN Pretty Hate Machine ice cream" Image: A swirling pink and blue ice cream reminiscent of the Pretty Hate Machine album cover.
January 9, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Are you OK babe? You've barely touched your 10" Grandads sausage.
A screenshot of a JustEat menu for a breakfast plate called The Big Cow. One of the items included is a 10" Grandads sausage.
October 22, 2023 at 8:56 AM
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A woman tagged as "the rest of the world" looks at a noticeboard with "Any information of news about America" written across it. She turns and asks "what is all this bullshit?" Image source Netflix's Dark.
September 24, 2023 at 11:10 AM
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A photo of the back of my head showing a recently stiched up wound.
September 23, 2023 at 10:58 PM