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(Not funny or interesting.)
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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We joked that kids would ask "why is the save icon a floppy disk" but they don't even know what a floppy disk is.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Ran out of things to say but probably gonna be alive for another 40-50 years, this sucks
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Define your musical taste in 8 artists

Estradasphere
Mansun
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Aphex Twin
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
The Beta Band
Dälek
The Boy Least Likely To
Sonny Sharrock
Minutemen
Bela Bartok
Kool Keith
Diamanda Galas
King Tubby
Meat Puppets
Gétachew Mèkurya
Define your music taste in eight artists:

the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. @aptshadow.bsky.social @abraham.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
September 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Get off your phone and move your fucking ass.

-- me walking behind anyone ever.
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on the list
September 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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all my homies hate the tyranny of our own perspectives
September 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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TRENT RENZOR: You can have it all, my empire of dirt
ME: No thank you. That would be way too much dirt
September 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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flipping through browser tabs and open spreadsheets trying to piece together what i was working on before the long weekend like i'm guy pearce in memento
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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When I said "oh hey" what I actually meant was "aww shit"
September 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Happy 50th, RHPS
Richard O'Brien Sings Science Fiction/Double Feature
YouTube video by sacolton
youtu.be
August 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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(first day in heaven)

*speaking to the ethereal light*

were the poles part of the stoplight in the captcha verification things?
July 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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My face when I'm first in the bus queue and someone gets to the doors first.
July 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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I think headphone makers are going the wrong direction with smaller and smaller. I want huge headphones with flashing lights that say, "Don't Talk To Me" -- perhaps in multiple languages. Wouldn't even have to connect to anything.
July 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The Daily Telegraph: here’s Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine

9 months later: We regret to inform you that Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine are political
June 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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"That's a nice secret you've got there" - secret admirer
June 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM