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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 56m

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

"The Sound of Silence by Disturbed"

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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 4h

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 8h

So ICE likes to sit in high places and shoot pepper slugs at people on the ground. Be a shame if people sat in high places and threw rotting vegetables at them on patrol.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 1d

Unless you need a good cleaning out from both ends.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 1d

Has anyone told Mango Mussolini that Obama has two Grammy Awards?

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1d

She left me for a guy with an angrier bald eagle on his front license plate.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 1d

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Librarian Gentlemen Bolero Twirlers

TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 1d

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Longers. Gushers. Bangers. Tantalizers.

TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2d

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

"Leftist Grandmas Bomb Terrorists"

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 1d

But not that billionaires will be on their best behavior.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 2d

John Wick XII: Death By Walker

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2d

"John Wick: No Killing All Hugging Cut"

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2d

"John Wick: The Musical!"

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 2d

We've reached the time of year where leaving the windows open at night means the toilet seat is going to be a little shocking in the morning.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 2d

There's a reason that WhinyWhitePeople-dot-com takes you to NextDoor.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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Old School Gentleman @oldschoolgentl1.bsky.social · 2d

Talk about embarrassing

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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 2d

Almost like someone had advance notice from inside Trump’s inner circle. Truly the golden age of corruption.

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Dr Lisa 🇰🇳🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈❤️🥳🧘🏽‍♀️🎸🏝💃🏽🛸 @xitter-refugee.bsky.social · 3d

He would have a lot to say about this surreal timeline.

Douglas Adams: "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened".

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 3d

This is why they don't let me sit near the emergency doors now

Inside of an empty passenger aircraft, with the slide fully deployed and twisted all over the place. Date on photo is 12/9/2003

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 3d

It's okay...they have no idea what Christianity is either.

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 3d

Wouldn't it be great if the Nobel Committee listed the also-rans and he didn't get that either?

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 3d

Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 4d

i’ll never get over this

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Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 4d

Okay, we're gonna get MAGAdiots to infiltrate Antifa by telling them they have to go to their local animal shelter and either donate a 20lb bag of food or adopt a pet and name it Mercer -- and then they'll be contacted.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 4d

I made a Lucy Mercer Rutherfurd joke and no one got it.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 5d

I saw a picture of Noem and thought it was Steven Tyler and I feel like I owe an apology to Mr. Tyler.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 6d

Until Google caves.

Thunderous Prophet @waltzingrhino.bsky.social · 7d

So, the home of a judge who ruled against Mango Mussolini was set ablaze. Who's got the violent actors again?