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Thunderous Prophet
@waltzingrhino.bsky.social
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6'6"-ish | ginger | Creator and sole-distributor of homeopathic treatment for gullibility | BGLQT Ally | Browncoat | Will Never Be Accused Of Being An AI

If you DM me stupid shit, I'll take a screenshot and share.
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Account suspended
Account Suspended
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Done. Added some details at the bottom about which accounts.
Screenshot of report to Bsky moderation
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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What a deal!!
One item for $9.97 or 2 for $23.99!!
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Send help! I'm pinned down and out of coffee!
Lula, fierce floof, pinning me down. And my socked foot in the background.
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Lula, the vicious floof.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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The dog in question.
Lula, the miniature golden doodle, hogging up the bed 3+ hours after I got up.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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A movie that takes place where you're from.

LouAnne Johnson, the source for this, wrote it about teaching at my high school.
The 'poster' for Dangerous Minds, starring Michelle Pfeiffer as LouAnne Johnson who was a teacher at Carlmont High School in Belmont, CA, where I went to high school.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Found this hiding in our oregano. Google Lens says it's either good in soups or obituaries. Unclear.
Some sort of mushroom we found growing in our oregano.
October 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I resent that.
Hot pockets
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Winter is coming.
Lula, aka Floof, the miniature golden-doodle, bundled in a light blanket while on her minion's lap.
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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If you know, you know.
Paper clip on collar.
September 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Happy Gotcha Day, little girl.
Talula, aka Talulabelle, aka Lula, aka Floof, aka Otter, aka Fuzzybutt, a miniature golden doodle, aka Designer Mutt, weighing in at just 22 pounds, but powerful enough to wrap me around her little...um...finger. We got her 2 years ago today.
September 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Images from the Herr Kirk vigil and fundraiser...
Image from the Herr Kirk vigil and fundraiser in Glendale, Arizona.
September 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Fantastic, but they really should've had a nasty bruise with bad concealer over it.
New Yorker cover showing, apparently, the Toddler In Chief (tiny hands and all) with a remote that has various terms for silencing or firing someone.
September 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Should've put more streusel on top. Rhubarb Cream Cheese Swirl Muffins.
Rhubarb Cream Cheese Swirl Muffins before baking. Rhubarb Cream Cheese Swirl Muffins after baking.
September 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Talula, aka Der Floof, relaxing during movie time. She cares nothing about Travolta and Hackman and Russo.
September 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Some of what I did today.
Pretzel Buns
September 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Fake order scam if anyone wants to mess with scammers.

Or everyone could send a Y to (805) 505-4028.
SMS from 636-341-5836. "Your card was Debited USD-852 for 0rder ID [XTVN60989] at #AmzOnlineStore on Sep-04-2025. To stop this Transaction CALL (805) 505-4028 To approve reply (Y)"
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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George Clooney, best known for being a junior detective in The Golden Girls.
Joseph Campanella and George Clooney in "The Golden Girls"
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Thirsty Thursday
A home-baked loaf of sourdough. Don't judge.
August 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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The article you didn't realize you needed.
A picture of a clipping about a couple selling gold tickets to heaven that they were told to sell by an alien so that the alien would take them to his planet made entirely of drugs.
August 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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This says do not eat if seal is broken. Should say "do not eat if found in your house."
A Healthy Choice "power bowl." I think the compostable bowl it's in would taste better. A liberal application of salt and hot sauce has made this semi-edible.
August 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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AI can't count.
AI answer for "something in hospital, 7 letters" is 'doctor.' Last time I checked, doctor only has 6 letters.
August 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Chenga.
Precariously stacked chips.
July 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I made mini banana breads. Loaflets? And I added mini chocolate chips because I'm an adult and do what I want.
Mini banana bread. Which we all know is really more like cake than bread.
July 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM