Dubious Genius
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Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.
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The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.
The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.
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“And this is how we point at the sea”
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
“And this is how we point at the sea”
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DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.
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A broken man is right twice a day.
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A broken man is right twice a day.
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I won't accept 10% off, sir.
This is what I was promised
This is what I was promised
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I won't accept 10% off, sir.
This is what I was promised
This is what I was promised
A broken man is right twice a day.
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A broken man is right twice a day.
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Why did the farmer buy loads of chicks?
They were all going cheap.
They were all going cheap.
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Why did the farmer buy loads of chicks?
They were all going cheap.
They were all going cheap.
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Do you ever add a job to your job list that wasn't on the list before, even though you've just done the job so technically it doesn't need to be added but you like the feeling of crossing it off anyway
January 23, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Do you ever add a job to your job list that wasn't on the list before, even though you've just done the job so technically it doesn't need to be added but you like the feeling of crossing it off anyway
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I can understand why you hate people who sit on the fence but, on the other hand, I can see why some people find fence sitting so appealing.
December 3, 2023 at 12:58 PM
I can understand why you hate people who sit on the fence but, on the other hand, I can see why some people find fence sitting so appealing.
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Some people use comedy as a defence mechanism. Others use it as an offence mechanism.
February 5, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Some people use comedy as a defence mechanism. Others use it as an offence mechanism.
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𝘐 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘯𝘦 is my favorite song about a field sobriety test.
March 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
𝘐 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘯𝘦 is my favorite song about a field sobriety test.
More like the world egonomic forum, amirite?
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
More like the world egonomic forum, amirite?
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They say life begins at 40, which explains all the crying and incontinence.
March 2, 2024 at 11:32 PM
They say life begins at 40, which explains all the crying and incontinence.
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Oof.
Frenchman fined for cracking egg on far-right leader's head
Frenchman fined for cracking egg on far-right leader's head
At Jordan Bardella's November book launch in the southern town of Moissac, a retired farmer stood in line and broke an egg on Bardella's head when he reached him. The same man was also sentenced in 2022 after throwing an egg at another far-right candidate, Eric Zemmour, during the presidential elections.
www.lemonde.fr
January 10, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Oof.
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always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
July 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
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Should I conduct an experiment to see what happens when bishops' hats are on too tight?
Hmm.
Mitres swell...
Hmm.
Mitres swell...
January 20, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Should I conduct an experiment to see what happens when bishops' hats are on too tight?
Hmm.
Mitres swell...
Hmm.
Mitres swell...
Those who Keanu, do. Those who Keant, teach acting.
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Those who Keanu, do. Those who Keant, teach acting.
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Every YouTube instruction video should have a "jump to recipe" style button, that brings you to a 100 word step-by-step written guide.
January 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Every YouTube instruction video should have a "jump to recipe" style button, that brings you to a 100 word step-by-step written guide.
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the pretty ladies kissing ed morrish on the lips boom could falter without more pretty ladies taking up kissing ed morrish on the lips, ed morrish warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
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January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
the pretty ladies kissing ed morrish on the lips boom could falter without more pretty ladies taking up kissing ed morrish on the lips, ed morrish warns
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It’s a shame Brooklyn Beckham criticised his parents so harshly, because David speaks very highly of him.
January 20, 2026 at 12:41 PM
It’s a shame Brooklyn Beckham criticised his parents so harshly, because David speaks very highly of him.
Every YouTube instruction video should have a "jump to recipe" style button, that brings you to a 100 word step-by-step written guide.
January 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Every YouTube instruction video should have a "jump to recipe" style button, that brings you to a 100 word step-by-step written guide.
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password must be different than any previously used password, ever
January 20, 2026 at 7:25 PM
password must be different than any previously used password, ever
DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.