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Dubious Genius

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 13h

Can we all agree now, that when the AI bubble bursts, we'll call it SplatGPT?

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 14h

desperately seeking a social media platform that just calls them posts

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Oct 8

Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

horror movie posters but with muppets: thread

Oscar the Grouch in the movie poster for Alien.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18h

salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*

Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 13h

Can we all agree now, that when the AI bubble bursts, we'll call it SplatGPT?

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · Nov 22

Someone once called me a smart person's idea of a dumb person. And I was like "yeah, ok, thanks mum"

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23h

Hey Princess I can detect pee through ten mattresses too.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d

don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20d

According to my research you can fuck off

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 1d

Turns out that when Americans said "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German now..." their objection was to learning a second language, not fascism.

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · Oct 17

The knights of the round table used to meet at the sir conference.

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 1d

Someone just complimented me on how funny I am. They said I was a complete joke!

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 2d

38 years ago Bono claimed he can't live with or without you, and yet...

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · Dec 13

You don't like my jokes due to survivorship bias. Everyone who liked them died laughing.

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · Nov 24

Just read an article that said confirmation bias is a huge issue with social media. As I suspected...

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Micheal Raptureport @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d

If I was Aquaman, I would call myself the Crown Prince of Whales.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 4d

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 1d

Someone just complimented me on how funny I am. They said I was a complete joke!

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 1d

"Be the change you wish to see in the world" - 50 Cent

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 1d

When deciding to coin a new phrase you really need to put your money where your mouth is.

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 1d

Tories have promised to abolish stamp duty, if reelected, by ensuring nobody could afford to buy a home.

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 1d

"15 years ago, Polish workers came here to find opportunity. Now Poland is growing twice as fast as we are," says Kemi Badenoch.

Any ideas what may have happened in the interim?

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 1d

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

Cartoon. Two people standing on a stage looking at a third person who is jumping down through a trap door. In the foreground we see the backs of the audience’s heads. One standing people observes “It’s just a stage he’s going through”

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