Dubious Genius
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Dubious Genius
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The US has some quirky traditions that are really important to Americans, but seem silly to people in other countries, like pardoning a turkey at Thanksgiving, asking a groundhog to predict the weather, or allowing the Electoral College to choose their president.
November 14, 2023 at 12:16 PM
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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[charlie brown high fiving everyone after a funeral] good grief. good grief. good grief.
October 1, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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and then Pooh smothered little piglet until he stopped kicking
July 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Google Translate, you big eejit!
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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“Mersey killing.”
It's time we faced up to the inconvenient truth that Paul McCartney murdered Rupert Bear.
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Someone compliments you on your porcelain skin. How does it feel to be compared to a toilet?
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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No person is poor who has friends. Very rich, very gullible friends.
December 7, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Sometimes I'll make a big mistake and think about it for years and years then sometimes I'll make a little mistake and think about it for years and years
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
PRODUCER: We want to reboot every TV game show from the last 40 years!

ITV EXEC: That's the best idea I've ever heard! I can't think of anything that would possibly make it better.

PRODUCER: We're going to have Stephen Mulhern host them all!

ITV EXEC: OMG!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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It's sad that Brian the emu was ostrichsized by the other birds.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Life is short. Tell your crush how you feel and get rejected early. 😂💀
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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February 6, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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I often worry that I'm not very good at posting instant messages, but then I realise it's just IMposter syndrome.
January 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Anything you can do, I can do bitter.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles

dracula: venn

me: probably tomorrow
May 27, 2023 at 12:07 AM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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It's disappointing when you watch a high school basketball game and no one turns into a werewolf.
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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As my Inbox fills up with stupid Black Friday emails.

Here's a little reminder of our starter pack, celebrating #IrishDesign.

Lots of lovely things to buy, and you will feel all squishy inside for supporting small Irish business.

#spheirgorm

#SLATED

#Boycottamazon

go.bsky.app/9sh8HQq
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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It's important to note, as I have multiple times, that it's possible to be Jewish - as I am - and still condemn Israel for genocidal acts. In fact, the history of Judaism makes it clear Jews are obligated to speak out. Never again *means* never again. #zachor
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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why zipper and not penis fly trap
September 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM