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Dubious Genius
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17h
don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20d
According to my research you can fuck off
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 16h
Turns out that when Americans said "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German now..." their objection was to learning a second language, not fascism.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · Oct 17
The knights of the round table used to meet at the sir conference.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 17h
Someone just complimented me on how funny I am. They said I was a complete joke!
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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d
38 years ago Bono claimed he can't live with or without you, and yet...
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · Dec 13
You don't like my jokes due to survivorship bias. Everyone who liked them died laughing.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · Nov 24
Just read an article that said confirmation bias is a huge issue with social media. As I suspected...
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Micheal Raptureport @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 17h
If I was Aquaman, I would call myself the Crown Prince of Whales.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 3d
[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 17h
Someone just complimented me on how funny I am. They said I was a complete joke!
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 1d
"Be the change you wish to see in the world" - 50 Cent
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 1d
When deciding to coin a new phrase you really need to put your money where your mouth is.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 22h
Tories have promised to abolish stamp duty, if reelected, by ensuring nobody could afford to buy a home.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 1d
"15 years ago, Polish workers came here to find opportunity. Now Poland is growing twice as fast as we are," says Kemi Badenoch.

Any ideas what may have happened in the interim?
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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 23h
I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye
Cartoon. Two people standing on a stage looking at a third person who is jumping down through a trap door. In the foreground we see the backs of the audience’s heads. One standing people observes “It’s just a stage he’s going through”
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 23h
Sure, we all look back and see things we could have done differently
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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 23h
One of my earliest memories is splitting from 32,768 to 65,536 cells.
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Matt Oakley @mattoakleymojo.bsky.social · 4d
On this day 1605 Guy Fawkes began his journey to London. It would take him several weeks because his legs were made of old tights stuffed with newspapers.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 2d
Date for your diaries:
Friday 10th October
9am (gmt): The Nobel Committee announces the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
9.01am (gmt): War declared on Norway
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 1d
[Blind Date]

Her: "I'm sorry but you don't really look like your profile picture"

Incredible Hulk: "Oh yeah?! Well, the traffic getting here was a nightmare"
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Sham Jaff @shamjaff.bsky.social · 1d
It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
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Joel @polyparadigm.bsky.social · 1d
I’m hearing this from several quarters.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 1d
"Be the change you wish to see in the world" - 50 Cent
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 1d
When deciding to coin a new phrase you really need to put your money where your mouth is.
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