This is an accurate representation of Nana v Grandma. These are the two templates for every southern grandmother.

It baffles me that there are legitimately people out there who cannot conceive of NOT wanting to fuck all their friends.

I have found that the way to have both is cacti. If they are spiky, cats won’t chew on them. If other succulents are placed in close proximity and in similar pots, the cats will treat with high suspicion, as they are likely to BECOME spiky.

I know exactly who you’re talking about. Braise be Torko.

My suspension of disbelief about her “guts being too tight” to take those… whatever eggs… as mentioned earlier in this plotline is conclusively broken.

always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights

this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently

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