Andrew Mortensen
moretension.bsky.social
Andrew Mortensen
@moretension.bsky.social
Add a couple pages of comic strips made by people currently under the age of 30, and I’ll invest [checks account balance] a meaningful percentage of my savings.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Reposted by Andrew Mortensen
I would rather die, murdered by my own government in a high-viz vest, than live in a country where this shit is normalized.
January 22, 2026 at 4:04 AM
“‘Commodius vicus’? What the fuck?”
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Skunk in Spanish is “Zorrillo”
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by Andrew Mortensen
the people whose opinions I want are those who have lived in countries under the transition to authoritarianism, and I have not met one who is confused about what is going on in the US right now. If you teach history at Penn and don’t understand that, it’s time to quit.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Asked my kids to help me choose a couple, then teared up when I saw what they chose.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I haven’t even mentioned the bats
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Tigers belt buckle?!
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“You’ve mastered a dead tongue…but can you handle a live one?”
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM