Morgan Jarrett
@morganjarrett.bsky.social
Dog mom. Accidental birder. Secretly a pirate.
Starting my favorite holiday tradition!
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Starting my favorite holiday tradition!
Today my dog approached another dog that she *had never seen before* and sniffed faces. Normally it takes three to five sightings before she wants to meet. There was no hesitation!
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Today my dog approached another dog that she *had never seen before* and sniffed faces. Normally it takes three to five sightings before she wants to meet. There was no hesitation!
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
Saw this little dude and decided to share with @annaguirre.bsky.social and the rest of the Bluesky Turtle Appreciation Club. 🐢
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Saw this little dude and decided to share with @annaguirre.bsky.social and the rest of the Bluesky Turtle Appreciation Club. 🐢
I was looking up the old “If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college” bit from Lewis Black when Google decided that I was telling its AI (lol no, never) a real story?
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I was looking up the old “If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college” bit from Lewis Black when Google decided that I was telling its AI (lol no, never) a real story?
My comped cruise came with room credit.
So I went to the purse boutique sale.
Saved over 60% on this little beauty. 💋👜
So I went to the purse boutique sale.
Saved over 60% on this little beauty. 💋👜
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My comped cruise came with room credit.
So I went to the purse boutique sale.
Saved over 60% on this little beauty. 💋👜
So I went to the purse boutique sale.
Saved over 60% on this little beauty. 💋👜
Borrowed this from the ship’s library.
I get the Amish romance niche now.
I get the Amish romance niche now.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Borrowed this from the ship’s library.
I get the Amish romance niche now.
I get the Amish romance niche now.
What I missed most on vacation.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What I missed most on vacation.
OpenAI: Actually, this boy’s death is his own fault for asking ChatGPT about suicide.
Me:
Me:
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
OpenAI: Actually, this boy’s death is his own fault for asking ChatGPT about suicide.
Me:
Me:
Google Maps was like, “Lunch? Ay, there’s a Culver’s up ahead for you.”
Beloveds: it is still UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Beloveds: it is still UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Google Maps was like, “Lunch? Ay, there’s a Culver’s up ahead for you.”
Beloveds: it is still UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Beloveds: it is still UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Much fierce, so tasty.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Much fierce, so tasty.
Mila says good-night to everyone who’s followed along since she joined Casa Jarrett and learned that she’s safe here. 💗
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mila says good-night to everyone who’s followed along since she joined Casa Jarrett and learned that she’s safe here. 💗
This drugstore Santa gave me the creeps.
The CREEPS.
Look at this guy.
With his tree lantern thingy.
And his pine cones.
I said NO.
NO.
The CREEPS.
Look at this guy.
With his tree lantern thingy.
And his pine cones.
I said NO.
NO.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This drugstore Santa gave me the creeps.
The CREEPS.
Look at this guy.
With his tree lantern thingy.
And his pine cones.
I said NO.
NO.
The CREEPS.
Look at this guy.
With his tree lantern thingy.
And his pine cones.
I said NO.
NO.
View of Charles the gator through the lanai screen. I didn’t wanna tiptoe outside and scare him; he’s not even four feet long yet. 🐊
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
View of Charles the gator through the lanai screen. I didn’t wanna tiptoe outside and scare him; he’s not even four feet long yet. 🐊
Speaking of clsssic ‘80s fantasy films: I think some of y’all are still sleeping on Krull.
Is it a great film? No.
But it IS full of ‘80s fantasy weirdness, a really good score, and some absolute nightmare fuel sequences. Worth the watch.
Is it a great film? No.
But it IS full of ‘80s fantasy weirdness, a really good score, and some absolute nightmare fuel sequences. Worth the watch.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Speaking of clsssic ‘80s fantasy films: I think some of y’all are still sleeping on Krull.
Is it a great film? No.
But it IS full of ‘80s fantasy weirdness, a really good score, and some absolute nightmare fuel sequences. Worth the watch.
Is it a great film? No.
But it IS full of ‘80s fantasy weirdness, a really good score, and some absolute nightmare fuel sequences. Worth the watch.
I love me a foggy Florida morning.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love me a foggy Florida morning.
Gator outside my window.
I’ve named him Charlie.
I’ve named him Charlie.
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Gator outside my window.
I’ve named him Charlie.
I’ve named him Charlie.
Saw a “Sandhill Crane Area” sign last week and it sparked me. Just emailed the county to ask about getting some installed here.
Every year, each crane pair loses one or both chicks to cars. The hope is to lessen that. Wish me luck! #Birdsky
Every year, each crane pair loses one or both chicks to cars. The hope is to lessen that. Wish me luck! #Birdsky
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Saw a “Sandhill Crane Area” sign last week and it sparked me. Just emailed the county to ask about getting some installed here.
Every year, each crane pair loses one or both chicks to cars. The hope is to lessen that. Wish me luck! #Birdsky
Every year, each crane pair loses one or both chicks to cars. The hope is to lessen that. Wish me luck! #Birdsky
Saw this at Burlington and ☠️
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Saw this at Burlington and ☠️
Mila is disappointed that I didn’t bring any popcorn to the email readings.
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Mila is disappointed that I didn’t bring any popcorn to the email readings.
Mila would like to wish you all a merry evening.
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Mila would like to wish you all a merry evening.
Guess the neighbor decided we all wanted to be creeped out by the statue at night, too.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Guess the neighbor decided we all wanted to be creeped out by the statue at night, too.
I told her I wouldn’t open the lanai blinds right now. She solved the problem herself.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I told her I wouldn’t open the lanai blinds right now. She solved the problem herself.
Took my mama to donate blood.
Blood donors save lives. 💪🩸
Blood donors save lives. 💪🩸
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Took my mama to donate blood.
Blood donors save lives. 💪🩸
Blood donors save lives. 💪🩸
As I was reading this, I heard a horrific chomp from the other side of the couch.
Mila just ate a hole in the rug.
Mila just ate a hole in the rug.
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
As I was reading this, I heard a horrific chomp from the other side of the couch.
Mila just ate a hole in the rug.
Mila just ate a hole in the rug.