Morgan Jarrett
@morganjarrett.bsky.social
Dog mom. Accidental birder. Secretly a pirate.
Oh, you’ll have one night, all right!
'Tis the season!
“One Night Cough Syrup” from the 1930s, which contained cannabis, morphine, chloroform, and alcohol! In 1934, the FDA ruled that the claims of the cough syrup's therapeutic properties were misleading, and remaining stock was destroyed.
#skystorians #medhist #science 🧪
“One Night Cough Syrup” from the 1930s, which contained cannabis, morphine, chloroform, and alcohol! In 1934, the FDA ruled that the claims of the cough syrup's therapeutic properties were misleading, and remaining stock was destroyed.
#skystorians #medhist #science 🧪
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh, you’ll have one night, all right!
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Happy holidays 🥰 🪶
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Happy holidays 🥰 🪶
Starting my favorite holiday tradition!
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Starting my favorite holiday tradition!
Mila’s facial scars (the little black marks) show where she was attacked by another dog while at Animal Control. It made her wary ever after. So when I say this is a BIG accomplishment …
Today my dog approached another dog that she *had never seen before* and sniffed faces. Normally it takes three to five sightings before she wants to meet. There was no hesitation!
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Mila’s facial scars (the little black marks) show where she was attacked by another dog while at Animal Control. It made her wary ever after. So when I say this is a BIG accomplishment …
Today my dog approached another dog that she *had never seen before* and sniffed faces. Normally it takes three to five sightings before she wants to meet. There was no hesitation!
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Today my dog approached another dog that she *had never seen before* and sniffed faces. Normally it takes three to five sightings before she wants to meet. There was no hesitation!
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
This was such a huge leap for Mila that I cried.
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So here’s the thing: I, a certified Disabled™️ Person, do not actually care if anyone fakes for an extra 20 minutes on the test. I care deeply about how the fear of that very thing puts up flaming hoops disabled people have to jump through.
Maybe listen to disabled folk on this one.
Maybe listen to disabled folk on this one.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So here’s the thing: I, a certified Disabled™️ Person, do not actually care if anyone fakes for an extra 20 minutes on the test. I care deeply about how the fear of that very thing puts up flaming hoops disabled people have to jump through.
Maybe listen to disabled folk on this one.
Maybe listen to disabled folk on this one.
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This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
Living right.
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Living right.
Saw this little dude and decided to share with @annaguirre.bsky.social and the rest of the Bluesky Turtle Appreciation Club. 🐢
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Saw this little dude and decided to share with @annaguirre.bsky.social and the rest of the Bluesky Turtle Appreciation Club. 🐢
Nipped out for a snack. Met a wheelchair user whose ride bailed on him. Thankfully the cargo in the back was empty, so I got the chair in neatly and got him home in a jiffy. Now, to snack.
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Nipped out for a snack. Met a wheelchair user whose ride bailed on him. Thankfully the cargo in the back was empty, so I got the chair in neatly and got him home in a jiffy. Now, to snack.
This … this is true.
Mandatory reminder from @gailsimone.bsky.social .
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This … this is true.
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I returned to this tiny guy for the #SundayFishSketch
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I returned to this tiny guy for the #SundayFishSketch
I was looking up the old “If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college” bit from Lewis Black when Google decided that I was telling its AI (lol no, never) a real story?
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I was looking up the old “If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college” bit from Lewis Black when Google decided that I was telling its AI (lol no, never) a real story?
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Is this one of those unspoken rules no one told the autistics.
We just want to talk about sharks and dinosaurs and be horny on main sometimes.
We just want to talk about sharks and dinosaurs and be horny on main sometimes.
But don't you know that posting where anyone can see it invites whatever insults or abuse strangers see fit to share?!
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Is this one of those unspoken rules no one told the autistics.
We just want to talk about sharks and dinosaurs and be horny on main sometimes.
We just want to talk about sharks and dinosaurs and be horny on main sometimes.
My comped cruise came with room credit.
So I went to the purse boutique sale.
Saved over 60% on this little beauty. 💋👜
So I went to the purse boutique sale.
Saved over 60% on this little beauty. 💋👜
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My comped cruise came with room credit.
So I went to the purse boutique sale.
Saved over 60% on this little beauty. 💋👜
So I went to the purse boutique sale.
Saved over 60% on this little beauty. 💋👜
Things my dog sniffed into awkwardness today:
• Lamppost a Goldendoodle pees on
• Duck shit
• KC Chiefs garden gnome
• Duck shit
• Smushed baby gator carcass
• Duck shit
• Seashell plant border
• Yep, you guessed it—duck shit
• A moist CVS receipt
• Guys, she just really loves duck shit
#dogsky
• Lamppost a Goldendoodle pees on
• Duck shit
• KC Chiefs garden gnome
• Duck shit
• Smushed baby gator carcass
• Duck shit
• Seashell plant border
• Yep, you guessed it—duck shit
• A moist CVS receipt
• Guys, she just really loves duck shit
#dogsky
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Things my dog sniffed into awkwardness today:
• Lamppost a Goldendoodle pees on
• Duck shit
• KC Chiefs garden gnome
• Duck shit
• Smushed baby gator carcass
• Duck shit
• Seashell plant border
• Yep, you guessed it—duck shit
• A moist CVS receipt
• Guys, she just really loves duck shit
#dogsky
• Lamppost a Goldendoodle pees on
• Duck shit
• KC Chiefs garden gnome
• Duck shit
• Smushed baby gator carcass
• Duck shit
• Seashell plant border
• Yep, you guessed it—duck shit
• A moist CVS receipt
• Guys, she just really loves duck shit
#dogsky
Borrowed this from the ship’s library.
I get the Amish romance niche now.
I get the Amish romance niche now.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Borrowed this from the ship’s library.
I get the Amish romance niche now.
I get the Amish romance niche now.
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but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
What I missed most on vacation.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What I missed most on vacation.
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
OpenAI: Actually, this boy’s death is his own fault for asking ChatGPT about suicide.
Me:
Me:
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
OpenAI: Actually, this boy’s death is his own fault for asking ChatGPT about suicide.
Me:
Me:
Help Pastor and the church help those in need. Grocery gift cards are so vital in these times!
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Help Pastor and the church help those in need. Grocery gift cards are so vital in these times!
*steeples fingers* Excellent.
@morganjarrett.bsky.social has swears! They've used 278 profanities in their last 3,555 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (38 times)
🥈 "shit" (33 times)
🥉 "ass" (30 times)
🥇 "fuck" (38 times)
🥈 "shit" (33 times)
🥉 "ass" (30 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
*steeples fingers* Excellent.