Morgan Jarrett
@morganjarrett.bsky.social
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Dog mom. Accidental birder. Secretly a pirate.
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My dog figured out how to jump over the arm and into the seat of the rocker on the lanai.

Then she figured out how to rock it.
And rock it.
And rock it.
A small white dog leans out from a white and teal colored porch rocker on a lanai.
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Maybe he’ll make that big crumpled crying face again in a livestream from his car.
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Spooky bird stories. Last year's Halloween comic.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??"
In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!".
In panel 3, a screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!".
In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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Wood storks are such funny ugly things and I adore that one has moved in. #birds
A Wood stork perches on the branch of a felled tree. It is a tall white bird with a scaly black looking head, long beak, and skinny long legs. Its beak is open.
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My dog figured out how to jump over the arm and into the seat of the rocker on the lanai.

Then she figured out how to rock it.
And rock it.
And rock it.
A small white dog leans out from a white and teal colored porch rocker on a lanai.
morganjarrett.bsky.social
The pedantry in your replies has me wheezing.
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The love story we deserve.

Okay, you. You deserve.

But we’re enjoying it too, okay?
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Today is Indigenous People’s Day!! I’m Wet’suwet’en, oooooo look at my art 🌀🌀🌀 my stomach is still cramping so that’s all the introduction I have the willpower for 👍

Website: www.jazzjosart.com
Online Shop: ko-fi.com/telekitnetic...

#indigenouspeoplesday #formline #indigenousart
A formline design of a cocoon and an emerging butterfly, coloured in the same shades as the transgender flag. The cocoon has half of a human face on it, and the butterfly’s wings are made of human hands. An assortment of formline stickers. The designs include a hyena, a chickadee, an otter head, a capybara, and a harbor seal. A picture of the vendor booth for TeleKitnetic Art at Canfurence 2025. A picture of a formline wooden pin. The design is of a sitting wolf and a wolf pup in grey-brown. The wolf pup is pawing at its parents leg with its tongue stuck out.
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Quit casting this creepy, culty sex pest in things because no one wants it Challenge.
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Finding out that Jared Leto kept doing his method acting shit and insisted on staying in character on the set of Tron Ares and would only answer to the name of Ares is so funny, like making a big ass douche of yourself for the third Tron movie where you play “computer program that gains feelings”
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Well, that was horrifying. Poor Bridget.
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It’s such a gorgeous day out. Sunny. Blue skies. Light breezes. Ducks napping under my tree; fish jumping in the lake. Heaven.
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Man, my mama told me that her family was so poor in the ‘60s, they ate a piece of lettuce between slices of Wonderbread for lunch. Tomatoes were a gift! I was like 👀
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Oh, to be a comfy little dog in her comfy little bed, cuddling her fishy while she watches TV.
A small white and tan Jack Russell and Chihuahua mix dog lays in a pink rhinestone studded dog bed. Beneath her paws is a plush red fish toy.
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book covers featuring the muppets: thread
Elmo on the cover of The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
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Woke at 3 am. Rolled to my side. And leapt a country mile because my goddamned dog was standing quietly on the rug, a silent white beacon in the dark waiting to jump-scare the shit outta me.
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Joy is actually a shared experience if you let it be. It’s infectious and that makes it motivating. Even if it’s not happening directly to you, it’s a sign of possibility and hope.

And also, just, like, it’s nice when people are happy! That’s a state we should wish on everyone!
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One of the earliest signs of the snowbirds’ return: the installation of unnerving statuary.
A statue of a little white boy fishing sits on a stone bench.
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Even Mila stopped dead to stare at it! I think it’s fishing for souls (and I don’t mean in the Jesus way). Disturbing.
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One of the earliest signs of the snowbirds’ return: the installation of unnerving statuary.
A statue of a little white boy fishing sits on a stone bench.
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lukelebrun.ca
Walked into a Canadian Tire and no longer know what holiday season we’re celebrating anymore
Grim Reaper plays heavy metal guitar next to a display of Christmas trees