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Cap'n Bear
@morganjr25.bsky.social
Big fan of Lego, fun sci-fi, smart comedy and total and utter smut. Seriously, I'm filth. Oh and gardening. I like that to.
Wait

A sex party

On a Sunday
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Well i got up this morning

And instantly regretted it

So all going to plan
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Outrageous!

*watches it again*
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My mouth hurts from gripping my jaw tightly shut

But apart from that im much better

I have work tomorrow so I should be okay by then

Hope so. One of the warning signs I had that I wasn't doing great was me screaming abuse at the radio. Luckily I was alone in the warehouse so ... secret safe
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
after I stopped screaming at the computer I found out they already sent the parcel back to the sender so the whole thing was a waste of time

I finally calmed down as the day went on

I didnt kill my dad for anything

Almost developed rage based psychic powers but didnt. So your all safe

For now
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This time my dad knew I was only going to target Yodal if I went on a killing spree and felt safe to express shock and disappointment about them
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Remember how I was in a mood

I

Was

En

Raged

To

A

Dangerous

Level

WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS CALLING FOR YOU FUCKING SHIT

How is that helpful

I called, you told me to contact you, while on the call to you, and then you hang up

Guess how I acted after that
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"You should contact us about that" said the robot

AND THEN IT FUCKING HUNG UP ON ME!
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So I had to phone them

I hate that. Paying for a call to fix a problem you made

So I called. A robot answered. I had to enter all my codes and answers to get it set up

Where it immediate told me "you have a problem with your address"

And I thought finally ill get help
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Oh Yodal

Those fuckers dont make it easy do they

The problem was our address. It's a secret postcode thing where no one can find us. Easy fix you think

No chat option was the right one. And theyd hidden the actual chat button behind a dozen pages you had to sneak through to find
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
But like I said I was upset about lots of things and told him so. At least I tried to. The ranting sort of got away from me

Anyway

Once it seemed like I was more in control and wouldn't murder him for asking me a favour he asked me to check on a parcel that Yodal hasn't sent him
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My dad came home and just sat quietly (probably eyeing the door in case he had to escape) as I raved about everything and nothing

Later (when I had calmed down) he said I was acting like a mad person. Not angry. Insane

Thing is I know I was. A part of me was watching myself going "bit overboard"
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
are you susuuuuuuuuuurrree
a chocolate fountain with the words " trust me " on the bottom
ALT: a chocolate fountain with the words " trust me " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Maybe it needs your help

You should go check
December 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Something something lick my lips
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Pressents

And ...

Nope just the pressents

Im sad but still greedy
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I just went to watch it cause you told me

LOBO!

I love Lobo. He's utter bonkers and a kinda nudist so ... im pleased
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Thanks

Im just getting trapped in my brain. Thats not unusual. But its all bad at the moment so ... worst tine ever
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Thanks

Im just annoyed with everything and need some escape

Oh I just remembered I was going to take a car full of stuff to the charity shop

But my car is full of boxes I have to unload

..... fuck it
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I been watching a cooking show on YouTube called Antichef

He just cant make ladyfingers

Every time it's a disaster

But now i want to try just to see if I can do it

If I can ill give you some when you wake up
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
And people are talking about plans and buying presents

I still like presents

But everything else was getting to me

And I am a little bit stressed out

Im not telling people not to talk about it. But I might suddebly change the subject to something funny
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM