Cap'n Bear
@morganjr25.bsky.social
Big fan of Lego, fun sci-fi, smart comedy and total and utter smut. Seriously, I'm filth. Oh and gardening. I like that to.
Ughh im still awake
I have to get up early for work but I can't sleep
This is where hypnotising would be a useful skill
Feeeeel sleeeeepy
Feeeeel sleeeeepy
Close your eeeeeeyeeessss
Does not help that my brain is going "I have ideas to think about, here's some calculations to go over"
Nnnoooo
I have to get up early for work but I can't sleep
This is where hypnotising would be a useful skill
Feeeeel sleeeeepy
Feeeeel sleeeeepy
Close your eeeeeeyeeessss
Does not help that my brain is going "I have ideas to think about, here's some calculations to go over"
Nnnoooo
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ughh im still awake
I have to get up early for work but I can't sleep
This is where hypnotising would be a useful skill
Feeeeel sleeeeepy
Feeeeel sleeeeepy
Close your eeeeeeyeeessss
Does not help that my brain is going "I have ideas to think about, here's some calculations to go over"
Nnnoooo
I have to get up early for work but I can't sleep
This is where hypnotising would be a useful skill
Feeeeel sleeeeepy
Feeeeel sleeeeepy
Close your eeeeeeyeeessss
Does not help that my brain is going "I have ideas to think about, here's some calculations to go over"
Nnnoooo
I have been .... a maniac
From about 10/11 pm last night to about 4:30 pm this afternoon I was ... INSANE
I cant even tell you about how I was like cause ... im not that stupid
I was stressed and upset and annoyed and all sort but it all hit at once and made a mental storm of fury and wrath
From about 10/11 pm last night to about 4:30 pm this afternoon I was ... INSANE
I cant even tell you about how I was like cause ... im not that stupid
I was stressed and upset and annoyed and all sort but it all hit at once and made a mental storm of fury and wrath
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have been .... a maniac
From about 10/11 pm last night to about 4:30 pm this afternoon I was ... INSANE
I cant even tell you about how I was like cause ... im not that stupid
I was stressed and upset and annoyed and all sort but it all hit at once and made a mental storm of fury and wrath
From about 10/11 pm last night to about 4:30 pm this afternoon I was ... INSANE
I cant even tell you about how I was like cause ... im not that stupid
I was stressed and upset and annoyed and all sort but it all hit at once and made a mental storm of fury and wrath
See now ive had something to eat and a sit down ... and another three hours to calm down, I feel a bit better
I was just having a bad day but its getting better
I guess
Now at some point I have to get busy and clean the house
Ugh I'd almost prefer staying in a mood
I was just having a bad day but its getting better
I guess
Now at some point I have to get busy and clean the house
Ugh I'd almost prefer staying in a mood
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
See now ive had something to eat and a sit down ... and another three hours to calm down, I feel a bit better
I was just having a bad day but its getting better
I guess
Now at some point I have to get busy and clean the house
Ugh I'd almost prefer staying in a mood
I was just having a bad day but its getting better
I guess
Now at some point I have to get busy and clean the house
Ugh I'd almost prefer staying in a mood
So
Last night I went a bit silly
Dont worry
Bursting into tears for two minutes in the middle of the night helped
So
As you might know I have a lot of mixed feelings about Christmas. This year its a lot more "no thanks"
Then i go to work where we play Christmas songs and have decorations
Last night I went a bit silly
Dont worry
Bursting into tears for two minutes in the middle of the night helped
So
As you might know I have a lot of mixed feelings about Christmas. This year its a lot more "no thanks"
Then i go to work where we play Christmas songs and have decorations
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
So
Last night I went a bit silly
Dont worry
Bursting into tears for two minutes in the middle of the night helped
So
As you might know I have a lot of mixed feelings about Christmas. This year its a lot more "no thanks"
Then i go to work where we play Christmas songs and have decorations
Last night I went a bit silly
Dont worry
Bursting into tears for two minutes in the middle of the night helped
So
As you might know I have a lot of mixed feelings about Christmas. This year its a lot more "no thanks"
Then i go to work where we play Christmas songs and have decorations
I'm having five minutes ... okay two hours, of being in a mood
And by mood I mean silently seething with rage and fury
You: oh no why
my brain is thinking about shit
It was the fucking news earlier and then flicking past a shitty opinion show and then something online
And by mood I mean silently seething with rage and fury
You: oh no why
my brain is thinking about shit
It was the fucking news earlier and then flicking past a shitty opinion show and then something online
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm having five minutes ... okay two hours, of being in a mood
And by mood I mean silently seething with rage and fury
You: oh no why
my brain is thinking about shit
It was the fucking news earlier and then flicking past a shitty opinion show and then something online
And by mood I mean silently seething with rage and fury
You: oh no why
my brain is thinking about shit
It was the fucking news earlier and then flicking past a shitty opinion show and then something online
My one grandmother was a charming and fun lady who made things wonderful
The other ... she was always nice "to me". But certain members of my family didn't go to her funeral as they didn't want to laugh their way though the service
The other ... she was always nice "to me". But certain members of my family didn't go to her funeral as they didn't want to laugh their way though the service
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My one grandmother was a charming and fun lady who made things wonderful
The other ... she was always nice "to me". But certain members of my family didn't go to her funeral as they didn't want to laugh their way though the service
The other ... she was always nice "to me". But certain members of my family didn't go to her funeral as they didn't want to laugh their way though the service
Ugh I accidentally saw Ferage on tv for a second
Spent ages screaming threats at it
I just want him to die
He's utter filth. All misery abd blame and hate
And im sick of it
FOR MY FIRST WISH I WISH HE DROPS DEAD
Oh or chokes to death in his own tounge. Or blood. Whatever as long as he suffers
Spent ages screaming threats at it
I just want him to die
He's utter filth. All misery abd blame and hate
And im sick of it
FOR MY FIRST WISH I WISH HE DROPS DEAD
Oh or chokes to death in his own tounge. Or blood. Whatever as long as he suffers
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ugh I accidentally saw Ferage on tv for a second
Spent ages screaming threats at it
I just want him to die
He's utter filth. All misery abd blame and hate
And im sick of it
FOR MY FIRST WISH I WISH HE DROPS DEAD
Oh or chokes to death in his own tounge. Or blood. Whatever as long as he suffers
Spent ages screaming threats at it
I just want him to die
He's utter filth. All misery abd blame and hate
And im sick of it
FOR MY FIRST WISH I WISH HE DROPS DEAD
Oh or chokes to death in his own tounge. Or blood. Whatever as long as he suffers
Oh my gods am I nonbinary and I don't know it
I want all these jobs
I want all these jobs
Born to be a carnival strongman, forced to be a potions master.
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh my gods am I nonbinary and I don't know it
I want all these jobs
I want all these jobs
Fuck
Fucking fucking fuck fuck
Had to update my bluesky app and now im locked out from seeing your cocks and arses
The age verification thing isnt working and its blanked out all of it
If I cant see your dick im not showing you mine
Fucking fucking fuck fuck
Had to update my bluesky app and now im locked out from seeing your cocks and arses
The age verification thing isnt working and its blanked out all of it
If I cant see your dick im not showing you mine
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Fuck
Fucking fucking fuck fuck
Had to update my bluesky app and now im locked out from seeing your cocks and arses
The age verification thing isnt working and its blanked out all of it
If I cant see your dick im not showing you mine
Fucking fucking fuck fuck
Had to update my bluesky app and now im locked out from seeing your cocks and arses
The age verification thing isnt working and its blanked out all of it
If I cant see your dick im not showing you mine
Ive been really into my lego lately
Cause im fuc-king sick of cunts. Racist, trans hating, homophobic, bigoted, stuck up, mother fucking shit talking cunts ruining my TV and Internet and clawing into my view by being piles of fucking shit that stains you just looking at it
And I dont want to
Cause im fuc-king sick of cunts. Racist, trans hating, homophobic, bigoted, stuck up, mother fucking shit talking cunts ruining my TV and Internet and clawing into my view by being piles of fucking shit that stains you just looking at it
And I dont want to
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ive been really into my lego lately
Cause im fuc-king sick of cunts. Racist, trans hating, homophobic, bigoted, stuck up, mother fucking shit talking cunts ruining my TV and Internet and clawing into my view by being piles of fucking shit that stains you just looking at it
And I dont want to
Cause im fuc-king sick of cunts. Racist, trans hating, homophobic, bigoted, stuck up, mother fucking shit talking cunts ruining my TV and Internet and clawing into my view by being piles of fucking shit that stains you just looking at it
And I dont want to
People
I have just binge read all available episodes of Mr Tigers Snacks
Its somehow adorable and gloriously funny
I want to tell you things ... but I dont want to spoil it. READ IT READ IT READ IT
www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-...
I have just binge read all available episodes of Mr Tigers Snacks
Its somehow adorable and gloriously funny
I want to tell you things ... but I dont want to spoil it. READ IT READ IT READ IT
www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-...
Mr. Tiger's Snacks
Hoseok is a tiger who wants to make and sell cute desserts in peace. While he was once a member of a shady syndicate, he makes the decision to wash his hands of that life and instead follow his dream ...
www.webtoons.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
People
I have just binge read all available episodes of Mr Tigers Snacks
Its somehow adorable and gloriously funny
I want to tell you things ... but I dont want to spoil it. READ IT READ IT READ IT
www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-...
I have just binge read all available episodes of Mr Tigers Snacks
Its somehow adorable and gloriously funny
I want to tell you things ... but I dont want to spoil it. READ IT READ IT READ IT
www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-...
So I finally watched the film Queenpins
It was fun
If you dont know anything about using coupons in American supermarkets it might be a strange plot. They counterfeit coupons and sell them for a fortune
I onky know a bit from the TV show Extreme Couponing
It was fun
If you dont know anything about using coupons in American supermarkets it might be a strange plot. They counterfeit coupons and sell them for a fortune
I onky know a bit from the TV show Extreme Couponing
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So I finally watched the film Queenpins
It was fun
If you dont know anything about using coupons in American supermarkets it might be a strange plot. They counterfeit coupons and sell them for a fortune
I onky know a bit from the TV show Extreme Couponing
It was fun
If you dont know anything about using coupons in American supermarkets it might be a strange plot. They counterfeit coupons and sell them for a fortune
I onky know a bit from the TV show Extreme Couponing
Reposted by Cap'n Bear
Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.
Me: I have to try saving money. I soent way to much last week
Also me: Lego has a sale on two sets I want! (Adds them to basket. Then two more small sets. And then a book)
Also me: Lego has a sale on two sets I want! (Adds them to basket. Then two more small sets. And then a book)
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me: I have to try saving money. I soent way to much last week
Also me: Lego has a sale on two sets I want! (Adds them to basket. Then two more small sets. And then a book)
Also me: Lego has a sale on two sets I want! (Adds them to basket. Then two more small sets. And then a book)
I guess im feeling ..... okaaaaaaay?
Still a bit "blaa" but not as bad as I did
Still a bit "blaa" but not as bad as I did
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I guess im feeling ..... okaaaaaaay?
Still a bit "blaa" but not as bad as I did
Still a bit "blaa" but not as bad as I did
Oh my gods ive gone to bed at 11
Im blaming being sick
Im blaming being sick
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oh my gods ive gone to bed at 11
Im blaming being sick
Im blaming being sick
I lasted three hours in work before I came home sick
Im shocked I lasted that long
Im shocked I lasted that long
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I lasted three hours in work before I came home sick
Im shocked I lasted that long
Im shocked I lasted that long
WELL
that might explain why ive been weirdly sick the last few days
I just went to make a sandwich and the last of the bread (we got a new loaf but i decided to finish this one off) was rotten.
The bread ive been eating all week as toast and sandwiches cause I was to sick to make anything
that might explain why ive been weirdly sick the last few days
I just went to make a sandwich and the last of the bread (we got a new loaf but i decided to finish this one off) was rotten.
The bread ive been eating all week as toast and sandwiches cause I was to sick to make anything
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
WELL
that might explain why ive been weirdly sick the last few days
I just went to make a sandwich and the last of the bread (we got a new loaf but i decided to finish this one off) was rotten.
The bread ive been eating all week as toast and sandwiches cause I was to sick to make anything
that might explain why ive been weirdly sick the last few days
I just went to make a sandwich and the last of the bread (we got a new loaf but i decided to finish this one off) was rotten.
The bread ive been eating all week as toast and sandwiches cause I was to sick to make anything
Im not well
Im not going into work
I have tried to phone in sick
The phone isnt working
I dont care
Im feeling to crappy to care
Im going back to bed
Im not going into work
I have tried to phone in sick
The phone isnt working
I dont care
Im feeling to crappy to care
Im going back to bed
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Im not well
Im not going into work
I have tried to phone in sick
The phone isnt working
I dont care
Im feeling to crappy to care
Im going back to bed
Im not going into work
I have tried to phone in sick
The phone isnt working
I dont care
Im feeling to crappy to care
Im going back to bed
So I looked into that phone tarot thing
You literally just apply and they do a ten minute interview going over the subjects you can't talk about (medical, legal or financial advice. It's already in the pdf) you fill out a profile, they add you to the system and off you go
That's it
You literally just apply and they do a ten minute interview going over the subjects you can't talk about (medical, legal or financial advice. It's already in the pdf) you fill out a profile, they add you to the system and off you go
That's it
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So I looked into that phone tarot thing
You literally just apply and they do a ten minute interview going over the subjects you can't talk about (medical, legal or financial advice. It's already in the pdf) you fill out a profile, they add you to the system and off you go
That's it
You literally just apply and they do a ten minute interview going over the subjects you can't talk about (medical, legal or financial advice. It's already in the pdf) you fill out a profile, they add you to the system and off you go
That's it
Are you fucking kidding me
So I bought micro sd cards for the new video door bell and camera
They dont work with them
I dont know why
But the machine says it's the wrong kind. £60 for cards i cant get to work
Luckily I only opened one so ill see if i can send the other two back
So I bought micro sd cards for the new video door bell and camera
They dont work with them
I dont know why
But the machine says it's the wrong kind. £60 for cards i cant get to work
Luckily I only opened one so ill see if i can send the other two back
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Are you fucking kidding me
So I bought micro sd cards for the new video door bell and camera
They dont work with them
I dont know why
But the machine says it's the wrong kind. £60 for cards i cant get to work
Luckily I only opened one so ill see if i can send the other two back
So I bought micro sd cards for the new video door bell and camera
They dont work with them
I dont know why
But the machine says it's the wrong kind. £60 for cards i cant get to work
Luckily I only opened one so ill see if i can send the other two back
OH MY GODS
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS
So I was in the library and I just happened to find this book. It was so specific I thought "wouldn't it be funny if ..."
So I flicked over the page ... and ...
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS
So I was in the library and I just happened to find this book. It was so specific I thought "wouldn't it be funny if ..."
So I flicked over the page ... and ...
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
OH MY GODS
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS
So I was in the library and I just happened to find this book. It was so specific I thought "wouldn't it be funny if ..."
So I flicked over the page ... and ...
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS
So I was in the library and I just happened to find this book. It was so specific I thought "wouldn't it be funny if ..."
So I flicked over the page ... and ...
Well now im being forced to sit here and relax
Went to go to the library and now im sat in the car waiting
My windows are so frozen ive had to dig out my antifreeze from the boot
Abd its still frosted
The heaters are in high abd im just "chilling"
Ha
Went to go to the library and now im sat in the car waiting
My windows are so frozen ive had to dig out my antifreeze from the boot
Abd its still frosted
The heaters are in high abd im just "chilling"
Ha
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Well now im being forced to sit here and relax
Went to go to the library and now im sat in the car waiting
My windows are so frozen ive had to dig out my antifreeze from the boot
Abd its still frosted
The heaters are in high abd im just "chilling"
Ha
Went to go to the library and now im sat in the car waiting
My windows are so frozen ive had to dig out my antifreeze from the boot
Abd its still frosted
The heaters are in high abd im just "chilling"
Ha
Aghhh I forgot I also have to take those books back to the library tonight
I can go after I take the dog out
Im annoyed at that as well. I grabbed some interesting looking books and then didnt read them
Might keep that murder mystery one but the others can go back
I can go after I take the dog out
Im annoyed at that as well. I grabbed some interesting looking books and then didnt read them
Might keep that murder mystery one but the others can go back
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Aghhh I forgot I also have to take those books back to the library tonight
I can go after I take the dog out
Im annoyed at that as well. I grabbed some interesting looking books and then didnt read them
Might keep that murder mystery one but the others can go back
I can go after I take the dog out
Im annoyed at that as well. I grabbed some interesting looking books and then didnt read them
Might keep that murder mystery one but the others can go back