Everything, Everywhere, All at once.

Omnipresent dick.

This is kind of the opposite situation. The drug itself was actually safe to administer to mothers. A researcher said it was breast milk, when in reality someone, likely a parent, had dosed the kid directly. The researcher lied to get citations and a name for themselves and covered up a poisoning.

Titles themselves could have titles. with variables.

Necromancy could have the magic (necromancy-3) tag, letting a specialized necromancer class learn everything any other magic user could have as if they were 3 levels lower than their necromancy level.

The numbers don't have to be positive.

There could be passive that modify the titles of the class/player/npc, like say magic -1 in exchange for magic resistance. 0 could be used for labeling items/class as belonging to a particular title to be used with skills of that title. Sword 0. Combat 0.

2036: Registration has been blocked for bsky, after the digital identity act.

2056: Jerry Chen is the last unverified user of bsky.

The barking makes the cat a surprise.

However, if you roll a 1, instant hapsburg.

If I recall my biology correctly, 1st cousin is also relatively safe, if your family does not have a history of cousin-fuckin.

It's really the repetitive generational genetic damage that makes hapsburgs. I mean, it's not great, but if you roll higher than a 4 on a d20 you are probably fine.

They used to. Then 9/11 ruined air travel forever.

I mean, english does too, we just get upset about it for no reason.

People were like "SHAKESPEARE INVENTED BEDROOM, SUCH A GENIUS" but when I say "I'm feeling pissfull, I'll be right back" they go "eww, what?"

Unfortunately, the bubble is being propped by a machine-cult, that wishes to invent god. They will do everything they can to stall the bubble popping, thinking they are just one year away from eschaton because they do not understand machines, nor gods.

Now we need to do science to it. Does the effect hold if you leave it in unwarmed water for an hour?

Does it result in a buildup of bacteria in hot or cold water?

Then of course, it's the classic double blind taste test to see if others agree.

He'd be a C plot at best, just one scene of some ferenghi buttering him up, and then a scene later in the episode, he'd be complaining to whatever captain is onboard about being financially ruined, get scolded, and then slink off to teleport somewhere else he's barely tolerated.

- Lobotomy Corporation Founder, Phil Broughton

The number of people missing the joke is lower than I thought. They are still most of the replies, but I saw one person laughing at dilbert house, so bluesky beat expectations.

Bringing back Jesus who whipped the shit out of some merchants in the temple, protected and aided refugees, cared for the sick, and was executed by the state for not kissing the ring.

IN 2017 I PURCHASED THIS MNM ADVERTISEMENT SIGNED BY BROOKS AND DUNN AT A FLEA MARKET FOR 4 DOLLARS AND I AM NOW FACING THE REPERCUSSIONS FOR IT. WHERE THE FUCK DO I PUT THIS

Yes but, generic injury that I do not feel like going into detail over because it makes me sound more insane than I pretend to be.

Started out as a Golgari deck built around Obsessive pursuit, but switched over to Orzhov since it just has more cards that work with that. I will miss swinging at people with an 20/20+ Goldvein Hydra after losing other hydras in turns before, but exile was just killing it too soon.