MorganTheMad
@morganthemad.bsky.social
He/They/It Dude with either too much free time, or too little free time. Microplastic-American. Not sure if ace or bi with a personality disorder.
I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
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MorganTheMad
@morganthemad.bsky.social
· Dec 23
The bacteria that want to eat your corpse already live on your skin, and live in your digestive system.
To live is to spite them. Let them starve or eat shit.
To live is to spite them. Let them starve or eat shit.
Oh man, why can't steam be up again, I need to get my daily fix of cheap indie game. *sniff* it's just... so much purer when it's fresh. Can't keep playing binding of isaac. Doctor said I had to cut back. *scratches self* You... uh... you got anything for me, itchio? *scratches again*
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Oh man, why can't steam be up again, I need to get my daily fix of cheap indie game. *sniff* it's just... so much purer when it's fresh. Can't keep playing binding of isaac. Doctor said I had to cut back. *scratches self* You... uh... you got anything for me, itchio? *scratches again*
Horror game that starts with a question: Do you like jumpscares? If they say yes, enable a jump scare later in the game, as expected. If they say no, put up a message that says "Oh... well our jumpscare is really good, I'm sure you won't mind" then disable that jump scare anyways. The anticipation.
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Horror game that starts with a question: Do you like jumpscares? If they say yes, enable a jump scare later in the game, as expected. If they say no, put up a message that says "Oh... well our jumpscare is really good, I'm sure you won't mind" then disable that jump scare anyways. The anticipation.
Arthouse film about an AI prompter trying to generate an image of his father yelling at the 'camera'. At no point is the image shown, but he gets frustrated, trying ever more specific prompts and still dissatisfied.
The final shot is of him yelling at the computer, reflected in a mirror.
The final shot is of him yelling at the computer, reflected in a mirror.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Arthouse film about an AI prompter trying to generate an image of his father yelling at the 'camera'. At no point is the image shown, but he gets frustrated, trying ever more specific prompts and still dissatisfied.
The final shot is of him yelling at the computer, reflected in a mirror.
The final shot is of him yelling at the computer, reflected in a mirror.
ACAB includes the adventurers guild.
December 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ACAB includes the adventurers guild.
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December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ttrpg plot hook:
A giant floating ruby that players can chase, but it always stays just out of reach and usually leads them into danger.
A deity is controlling it, like using a laser pointer to get a cat to close the door. It stops showing up if they stop chasing it.
A giant floating ruby that players can chase, but it always stays just out of reach and usually leads them into danger.
A deity is controlling it, like using a laser pointer to get a cat to close the door. It stops showing up if they stop chasing it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ttrpg plot hook:
A giant floating ruby that players can chase, but it always stays just out of reach and usually leads them into danger.
A deity is controlling it, like using a laser pointer to get a cat to close the door. It stops showing up if they stop chasing it.
A giant floating ruby that players can chase, but it always stays just out of reach and usually leads them into danger.
A deity is controlling it, like using a laser pointer to get a cat to close the door. It stops showing up if they stop chasing it.
"We've figured out your secret professor, YOU are the necromancer that has been terrorizing the town."
"Oh you poor fools. You've made a terrible mistake"
"We have proof!"
"That is not what I mean. Death is my medium. This is the supply closet. What do you think chalk is made of?"
"Oh you poor fools. You've made a terrible mistake"
"We have proof!"
"That is not what I mean. Death is my medium. This is the supply closet. What do you think chalk is made of?"
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"We've figured out your secret professor, YOU are the necromancer that has been terrorizing the town."
"Oh you poor fools. You've made a terrible mistake"
"We have proof!"
"That is not what I mean. Death is my medium. This is the supply closet. What do you think chalk is made of?"
"Oh you poor fools. You've made a terrible mistake"
"We have proof!"
"That is not what I mean. Death is my medium. This is the supply closet. What do you think chalk is made of?"
tabletop character named John Betrays-the-team.
Never betrays the team, but does a lot of maniacal laughter whenever he could.
Never betrays the team, but does a lot of maniacal laughter whenever he could.
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
tabletop character named John Betrays-the-team.
Never betrays the team, but does a lot of maniacal laughter whenever he could.
Never betrays the team, but does a lot of maniacal laughter whenever he could.
Twist on mascot horror.
You play as one of many mascots that were recently sold by your creator to a corporation.
As sales decline, the corporation hollows them out, skins them, destroys their souls, puppets their corpses just to get them to shill more and more low quality merch.
You play as one of many mascots that were recently sold by your creator to a corporation.
As sales decline, the corporation hollows them out, skins them, destroys their souls, puppets their corpses just to get them to shill more and more low quality merch.
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Twist on mascot horror.
You play as one of many mascots that were recently sold by your creator to a corporation.
As sales decline, the corporation hollows them out, skins them, destroys their souls, puppets their corpses just to get them to shill more and more low quality merch.
You play as one of many mascots that were recently sold by your creator to a corporation.
As sales decline, the corporation hollows them out, skins them, destroys their souls, puppets their corpses just to get them to shill more and more low quality merch.
Reposted by MorganTheMad
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
Visual Novel?
Yeah? How else am I supposed to read it? I don't understand braille.
Yeah? How else am I supposed to read it? I don't understand braille.
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Visual Novel?
Yeah? How else am I supposed to read it? I don't understand braille.
Yeah? How else am I supposed to read it? I don't understand braille.
Cursed Item: The Backseaters Controller.
Plug this Xbox 360 controller into a device you are using to watch a stream, and the streamer will do what you do on the controller.
However, the streamer remains completely aware and the banter devolves into panic as they are a prisoner in their own flesh.
Plug this Xbox 360 controller into a device you are using to watch a stream, and the streamer will do what you do on the controller.
However, the streamer remains completely aware and the banter devolves into panic as they are a prisoner in their own flesh.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Cursed Item: The Backseaters Controller.
Plug this Xbox 360 controller into a device you are using to watch a stream, and the streamer will do what you do on the controller.
However, the streamer remains completely aware and the banter devolves into panic as they are a prisoner in their own flesh.
Plug this Xbox 360 controller into a device you are using to watch a stream, and the streamer will do what you do on the controller.
However, the streamer remains completely aware and the banter devolves into panic as they are a prisoner in their own flesh.
fantasy planet shape: globe but with a pit and peak on opposite ends.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
fantasy planet shape: globe but with a pit and peak on opposite ends.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
Story idea, Noble savage trope, but it's post apocalyptic Americans being visited by a Brit.
Building temporary housing out of branches, paper, and sand. Pledging allegiance to a deer hide flag.
There should be a communication barrier and translator where everyone speaks different accents.
Building temporary housing out of branches, paper, and sand. Pledging allegiance to a deer hide flag.
There should be a communication barrier and translator where everyone speaks different accents.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Story idea, Noble savage trope, but it's post apocalyptic Americans being visited by a Brit.
Building temporary housing out of branches, paper, and sand. Pledging allegiance to a deer hide flag.
There should be a communication barrier and translator where everyone speaks different accents.
Building temporary housing out of branches, paper, and sand. Pledging allegiance to a deer hide flag.
There should be a communication barrier and translator where everyone speaks different accents.
Reposted by MorganTheMad
reposting the repost man for reposts
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
reposting the repost man for reposts
Farming sim game, but you don't get a plot of land with rich soil left fallow by your aging grandparent.
You unknowingly spent your life savings on a depleted bankrupt agribusiness plot, and most of the seeds sold in the nearby store can't even survive past sprouting.
You unknowingly spent your life savings on a depleted bankrupt agribusiness plot, and most of the seeds sold in the nearby store can't even survive past sprouting.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Farming sim game, but you don't get a plot of land with rich soil left fallow by your aging grandparent.
You unknowingly spent your life savings on a depleted bankrupt agribusiness plot, and most of the seeds sold in the nearby store can't even survive past sprouting.
You unknowingly spent your life savings on a depleted bankrupt agribusiness plot, and most of the seeds sold in the nearby store can't even survive past sprouting.
This morning, I was peeing standing up, as us penis-havers are wont to do.
I noticed the bidet had a bit of schmutz on it, so I finished peeing and flushed. I then attempted to hit the self clean button. I missed.
So anyways, my toilet peed on me back because I turned on the bidet.
I noticed the bidet had a bit of schmutz on it, so I finished peeing and flushed. I then attempted to hit the self clean button. I missed.
So anyways, my toilet peed on me back because I turned on the bidet.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This morning, I was peeing standing up, as us penis-havers are wont to do.
I noticed the bidet had a bit of schmutz on it, so I finished peeing and flushed. I then attempted to hit the self clean button. I missed.
So anyways, my toilet peed on me back because I turned on the bidet.
I noticed the bidet had a bit of schmutz on it, so I finished peeing and flushed. I then attempted to hit the self clean button. I missed.
So anyways, my toilet peed on me back because I turned on the bidet.
Urban fantasy cultivation setting. Magic returns to the world, and only a few people with very strange diet and hobby combos figure it out. Ex. Some dude who chugs hot sauce straight from the bottle and does hot yoga becomes a fire cultivator.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Urban fantasy cultivation setting. Magic returns to the world, and only a few people with very strange diet and hobby combos figure it out. Ex. Some dude who chugs hot sauce straight from the bottle and does hot yoga becomes a fire cultivator.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Pet Peeve:
People posting pictures of their actor/celebrity costumes and going "Nobody knew who I was".
No shit, you are a guy wearing a weird shirt that you saw in a movie from 30 years ago. Great costume. Save it for the next party the fanclub hosts.
People posting pictures of their actor/celebrity costumes and going "Nobody knew who I was".
No shit, you are a guy wearing a weird shirt that you saw in a movie from 30 years ago. Great costume. Save it for the next party the fanclub hosts.
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pet Peeve:
People posting pictures of their actor/celebrity costumes and going "Nobody knew who I was".
No shit, you are a guy wearing a weird shirt that you saw in a movie from 30 years ago. Great costume. Save it for the next party the fanclub hosts.
People posting pictures of their actor/celebrity costumes and going "Nobody knew who I was".
No shit, you are a guy wearing a weird shirt that you saw in a movie from 30 years ago. Great costume. Save it for the next party the fanclub hosts.
Stupid idea:
A video essay where you treat the most up front horror game as if it had the same subtext as something like Silent Hill 2. "The next enemy you encounter, the howler, clearly is an important metaphor for the characters fear of being eaten by a horrifying ghoul."
A video essay where you treat the most up front horror game as if it had the same subtext as something like Silent Hill 2. "The next enemy you encounter, the howler, clearly is an important metaphor for the characters fear of being eaten by a horrifying ghoul."
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Stupid idea:
A video essay where you treat the most up front horror game as if it had the same subtext as something like Silent Hill 2. "The next enemy you encounter, the howler, clearly is an important metaphor for the characters fear of being eaten by a horrifying ghoul."
A video essay where you treat the most up front horror game as if it had the same subtext as something like Silent Hill 2. "The next enemy you encounter, the howler, clearly is an important metaphor for the characters fear of being eaten by a horrifying ghoul."
I woke up late, signed into work from home, got some coffee.
I then played Super Fantasy Kingdom so hard I think I dissociated.
It's been an hour since I stopped and I still feel like I'm neuron squid piloting a meat mecha, everything feels 3 inches further away than they are.
I then played Super Fantasy Kingdom so hard I think I dissociated.
It's been an hour since I stopped and I still feel like I'm neuron squid piloting a meat mecha, everything feels 3 inches further away than they are.
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I woke up late, signed into work from home, got some coffee.
I then played Super Fantasy Kingdom so hard I think I dissociated.
It's been an hour since I stopped and I still feel like I'm neuron squid piloting a meat mecha, everything feels 3 inches further away than they are.
I then played Super Fantasy Kingdom so hard I think I dissociated.
It's been an hour since I stopped and I still feel like I'm neuron squid piloting a meat mecha, everything feels 3 inches further away than they are.
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God, Katamari Damacy is so much better now that I'm old and also can legally purchase weed.
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
God, Katamari Damacy is so much better now that I'm old and also can legally purchase weed.
Look, due to budget cuts, the evil team representing the seven deadly sins has to combine some roles.
So now you gotta fight a feeder who is angry that you aren't as fat as his neighbors wife. You don't have to fight his boss. He won't stop you if you pay him enough and act scared of him.
So now you gotta fight a feeder who is angry that you aren't as fat as his neighbors wife. You don't have to fight his boss. He won't stop you if you pay him enough and act scared of him.
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Look, due to budget cuts, the evil team representing the seven deadly sins has to combine some roles.
So now you gotta fight a feeder who is angry that you aren't as fat as his neighbors wife. You don't have to fight his boss. He won't stop you if you pay him enough and act scared of him.
So now you gotta fight a feeder who is angry that you aren't as fat as his neighbors wife. You don't have to fight his boss. He won't stop you if you pay him enough and act scared of him.