Jacob Ritter
@mornscreek.bsky.social
Information broker, gun hexer, visionary. Resident Zeitgeist at the firm of Eye, Heart, and Pyramid. Herald of the nameless days. #SWLRP
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, #SECRETWORLDLEGENDS SWEETLINGS.
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR, #SECRETWORLDLEGENDS SWEETLINGS.
Much as I would have preferred that Times Square nonsense hadn't happened, seeing how shit the QBL building's remodel ended up always makes me laugh. Like, we didn't even do that. That L was all theirs.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Much as I would have preferred that Times Square nonsense hadn't happened, seeing how shit the QBL building's remodel ended up always makes me laugh. Like, we didn't even do that. That L was all theirs.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
This year, Magus Abendroth will be leading the 'Letting the Old Year Out' ceremony at the obsidian gate at precisely 12:01 AM.
Additionally, Director De La Guardia will be leading the "Machine Gunning the Old Year" ceremony, starting promptly at 12:05 AM. BYOMG.
#SWLRP
Additionally, Director De La Guardia will be leading the "Machine Gunning the Old Year" ceremony, starting promptly at 12:05 AM. BYOMG.
#SWLRP
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This year, Magus Abendroth will be leading the 'Letting the Old Year Out' ceremony at the obsidian gate at precisely 12:01 AM.
Additionally, Director De La Guardia will be leading the "Machine Gunning the Old Year" ceremony, starting promptly at 12:05 AM. BYOMG.
#SWLRP
Additionally, Director De La Guardia will be leading the "Machine Gunning the Old Year" ceremony, starting promptly at 12:05 AM. BYOMG.
#SWLRP
Section 12, 14, and 29, please report to Audit room J-15 for briefing. Once again, I am reminding you not to bring anything with you that measures time.
We do not need another New Years Eve temporal paradox on our hands. The one from last year is still looping in containment.
#SWLRP
We do not need another New Years Eve temporal paradox on our hands. The one from last year is still looping in containment.
#SWLRP
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Section 12, 14, and 29, please report to Audit room J-15 for briefing. Once again, I am reminding you not to bring anything with you that measures time.
We do not need another New Years Eve temporal paradox on our hands. The one from last year is still looping in containment.
#SWLRP
We do not need another New Years Eve temporal paradox on our hands. The one from last year is still looping in containment.
#SWLRP
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You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
Today's Color out of Space is: Cosmic Latte
Klüver Constant is expected to be less constant for the next 48 hours. Beware of lattice formations beneath your eyelids; the longer they're there, the more likely something will climb them.
#SWLRP
Klüver Constant is expected to be less constant for the next 48 hours. Beware of lattice formations beneath your eyelids; the longer they're there, the more likely something will climb them.
#SWLRP
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Today's Color out of Space is: Cosmic Latte
Klüver Constant is expected to be less constant for the next 48 hours. Beware of lattice formations beneath your eyelids; the longer they're there, the more likely something will climb them.
#SWLRP
Klüver Constant is expected to be less constant for the next 48 hours. Beware of lattice formations beneath your eyelids; the longer they're there, the more likely something will climb them.
#SWLRP
((The work continues. New additions to my SWL inspired playlist include Made By Tsuki, Aesthetic Perfection, Memphis May Fire, and Wage War! #SWLRP ))
open.spotify.com/playlist/51U...
open.spotify.com/playlist/51U...
Secret Tracks
open.spotify.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
((The work continues. New additions to my SWL inspired playlist include Made By Tsuki, Aesthetic Perfection, Memphis May Fire, and Wage War! #SWLRP ))
open.spotify.com/playlist/51U...
open.spotify.com/playlist/51U...
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Merry Samhain, sweetlings! A jumpscare for those unaware: Secret World Legends’ Samhain 2025 event has been quietly extended and is now ending on 19 November 2025 at 12:00:00 PM EST (17:00:00 UTC)!
If you have a broken "The Broadcast - Tier Three" and haven't petitioned yet, petition ASAP!
If you have a broken "The Broadcast - Tier Three" and haven't petitioned yet, petition ASAP!
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Merry Samhain, sweetlings! A jumpscare for those unaware: Secret World Legends’ Samhain 2025 event has been quietly extended and is now ending on 19 November 2025 at 12:00:00 PM EST (17:00:00 UTC)!
If you have a broken "The Broadcast - Tier Three" and haven't petitioned yet, petition ASAP!
If you have a broken "The Broadcast - Tier Three" and haven't petitioned yet, petition ASAP!
A sentient soundbite has escaped into the air ducts on L33. Vents have been sealed and its currently trapped in section 6. Shelter in place; Applied Memetics has a handler coming down to scoop it back up.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A sentient soundbite has escaped into the air ducts on L33. Vents have been sealed and its currently trapped in section 6. Shelter in place; Applied Memetics has a handler coming down to scoop it back up.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
If you ever had any doubt as to why we have to run the show, around here, just look at how many people are convinced that free bus fare will end civilization as we know it.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If you ever had any doubt as to why we have to run the show, around here, just look at how many people are convinced that free bus fare will end civilization as we know it.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
The FAA won't notice for obvious reasons, but some of you might. Try not to pay any attention the unusual air activity over western PA for a few hours.
We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that.
#swlrp
We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that.
#swlrp
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The FAA won't notice for obvious reasons, but some of you might. Try not to pay any attention the unusual air activity over western PA for a few hours.
We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that.
#swlrp
We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that.
#swlrp
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Thought it would never happen...
The return of the Haunted Ealdwic Ghost Tour!
This Saturday 1 Nov 9 PM EDT. Join me behind the Horned God and come in costume/fancy dress.
safetynotguaranteed
The return of the Haunted Ealdwic Ghost Tour!
This Saturday 1 Nov 9 PM EDT. Join me behind the Horned God and come in costume/fancy dress.
safetynotguaranteed
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Thought it would never happen...
The return of the Haunted Ealdwic Ghost Tour!
This Saturday 1 Nov 9 PM EDT. Join me behind the Horned God and come in costume/fancy dress.
safetynotguaranteed
The return of the Haunted Ealdwic Ghost Tour!
This Saturday 1 Nov 9 PM EDT. Join me behind the Horned God and come in costume/fancy dress.
safetynotguaranteed
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First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
Today's color out of Space is: Bistre
The apotropaic uses of Jack-o-Lanterns are widely understood... Less widely understood? If you spot a trail of burned out Jack-O-Lanterns over the next few days, follow it. It never walks the same path twice, and you don't wanna be on it's next route.
#SWLRP
The apotropaic uses of Jack-o-Lanterns are widely understood... Less widely understood? If you spot a trail of burned out Jack-O-Lanterns over the next few days, follow it. It never walks the same path twice, and you don't wanna be on it's next route.
#SWLRP
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Today's color out of Space is: Bistre
The apotropaic uses of Jack-o-Lanterns are widely understood... Less widely understood? If you spot a trail of burned out Jack-O-Lanterns over the next few days, follow it. It never walks the same path twice, and you don't wanna be on it's next route.
#SWLRP
The apotropaic uses of Jack-o-Lanterns are widely understood... Less widely understood? If you spot a trail of burned out Jack-O-Lanterns over the next few days, follow it. It never walks the same path twice, and you don't wanna be on it's next route.
#SWLRP
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Field Office MMT-2145 is on lockdown. Most of the time when people say 'word vomit' they mean someone won't shut up. In this case, someone read something they shouldn't and now its very, very literal.
Could have gone my whole life without seeing that, if I'm being honest.
#SWLRP
Could have gone my whole life without seeing that, if I'm being honest.
#SWLRP
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Field Office MMT-2145 is on lockdown. Most of the time when people say 'word vomit' they mean someone won't shut up. In this case, someone read something they shouldn't and now its very, very literal.
Could have gone my whole life without seeing that, if I'm being honest.
#SWLRP
Could have gone my whole life without seeing that, if I'm being honest.
#SWLRP
Making every new field agent I'm assigned do an all endings marathon of 'The Lacerator' before every mission until they stop coming back in pieces.
#SWLRP #Bestpractices
#SWLRP #Bestpractices
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Making every new field agent I'm assigned do an all endings marathon of 'The Lacerator' before every mission until they stop coming back in pieces.
#SWLRP #Bestpractices
#SWLRP #Bestpractices
When the Bone Mason asks if he can have some bones, he's gonna tell you he'll only take tiny ones you won't miss. I've got a foot thick file over here that says you absolutely WILL miss them. Act accordingly.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When the Bone Mason asks if he can have some bones, he's gonna tell you he'll only take tiny ones you won't miss. I've got a foot thick file over here that says you absolutely WILL miss them. Act accordingly.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
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