MorphousGas
@morphousgas.bsky.social
Same.
prehistoric planet ice age this is my super bowl
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Same.
Reposted by MorphousGas
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
To the person leaf blowing the sand around the 99 parking lot at 8:30 in the morning: you are doing absolutely nothing.
October 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
To the person leaf blowing the sand around the 99 parking lot at 8:30 in the morning: you are doing absolutely nothing.
No kings but Tyrant Lizard Kings!
a t-rex is standing in front of a car that says ' jurassic park ' on the side
ALT: a t-rex is standing in front of a car that says ' jurassic park ' on the side
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June 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
No kings but Tyrant Lizard Kings!
Starbase is a stupid name for a city on the Earth.
May 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Starbase is a stupid name for a city on the Earth.
Reposted by MorphousGas
Happy #TylosurusTuesday!
Did you know? There are seven species of Tylosurus alive today!!! They are readily distinguishable from other marine life by their toothy elongate snouts. They are of course very dangerous, & have severely injured multiple people (& killed at least one).
Did you know? There are seven species of Tylosurus alive today!!! They are readily distinguishable from other marine life by their toothy elongate snouts. They are of course very dangerous, & have severely injured multiple people (& killed at least one).
April 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy #TylosurusTuesday!
Did you know? There are seven species of Tylosurus alive today!!! They are readily distinguishable from other marine life by their toothy elongate snouts. They are of course very dangerous, & have severely injured multiple people (& killed at least one).
Did you know? There are seven species of Tylosurus alive today!!! They are readily distinguishable from other marine life by their toothy elongate snouts. They are of course very dangerous, & have severely injured multiple people (& killed at least one).
Boy, I sure hope we don't get an earthquake while the doctor is putting needles in my eyes.
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Boy, I sure hope we don't get an earthquake while the doctor is putting needles in my eyes.
Not on my watch, you asshole.
January 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Not on my watch, you asshole.
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Mostly in the middle and I got no back.
January 1, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Mostly in the middle and I got no back.
Is there a Christmas movie that starts off as Hallmark and ends up as Lifetime?
December 24, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Is there a Christmas movie that starts off as Hallmark and ends up as Lifetime?