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Morrigan <3
Basic Bitch White Anarchist Transbian
Autistic
Every day try to be better, otherwise what's the point?
@slimemildred.bsky.social i had to know. I think i bought the last copy.
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 AM
@slimemildred.bsky.social What's your favorite MCU "bad" movie?
Preferably a movie that reviewed badly but you still enjoy against your better judgement. Mine is "eternals." Idk why i just find the movie really interesting in concept.
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 AM
@slimemildred.bsky.social i saw this last night and i am strongly compelled.
January 20, 2026 at 7:56 PM
"NO! LET ME GO! I CAN DO IT!"
we all attempt to stop john from continuously slamming his dick in the car door as he desperately fights us.
As he kicks and screams trying to get us off he continues to insist he's "owning the libs." By doing this.
#Trump
January 19, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Petition to have this photo be the default every time we have to discuss joe rogan.
January 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Me and the homie dressed up as girls full makeup jerking each other off, for a moment we glimpse each other's horny girl faces and we kiss deeply and passionately with tongue... Not gay tho.
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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lol good
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
hard-drive.net
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Starting to realize i never fully digested the idea that america is now a terrorist regime, pretty obvious with this morning's news, though. #politics #usa
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Re: "the left doesn't give good dating advice for men."
The problem is not that you can't find good dating advice from people on "the left," the problem is that there is no appetite to consume these videos, puberty can be a very difficult time and when talking to somebody in crisis you're always
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"But-... But-... Her emails."
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Asmongold's spirit animal is Ted Cruz #asmongold #politics
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I don't know how anyone can have any respect for ethan klein at this point, he's a fucking monster and a dirtbag, go ahead and sue me, bitch.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Random thought, but do you guys think parents ever mine mall santas for information about what their kid said they want for Christmas? I suppose most kids just tell everyone but what's the code if they said something like, "i want to be a girl." Do you tell the parents? #santa #mallsanta #christmas
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I will never shame anyone for not giving their money to a corporation, corporations do not owe you no matter how altruistic their business model allegedly is.
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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For real, the only national outlets that seem to have addressed this story are right-wing NewsNation and Fox News.
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"You gotta respect the hustle and grindset! 😎"
"By the way, i make most of my money off of adult content."
"Ew! Disgusting, that's sick, you're destroying society."
Make it make sense, Internet.
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Them: gosh. Mayonnaise is so expensive!
Me, in my head: it is when you buy the 15 dollar brand.
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me: *looking for the sticker with the code on the apple*
Customer: it's the one on sale.
Me: ... Thanks.
October 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"You may personally find it ugly to see anyone celebrating anyone's death, but we live in ugly times because of people like [Charlie Kirk]" - Sophie.
This one will live rent free in my head.
The Charlie Kirk shooting - misinformation at it happened

New video out, please give it a watch and share 🥰 there's a lot of silly shit being said about the shooting, and it's been a trip putting this together youtu.be/e1SRem6FPV8
Charlie Kirk - Misinformation as it Happens | Sophie From Mars
YouTube video by Sophie from Mars
youtu.be
September 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Jimmy Kimmel really didn’t even say anything false. It’s objectively true that Republicans were doing all they could to distance themselves from Tyler Robinson, that’s just a fact
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Always remember, pelosi's husband got attacked in their house and it had barely been reported before right wingers made memes and jokes about it. A terrorist killed democrats and was celebrated. we can't point out obvious facts without getting fired or censored. one rule for them and another for us.
September 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Charlie kirk to his handlers in utah: man, I'm thinking of hanging up the tie. Flying out to all these colleges around the US used to be fun but now it's just... A pain in the neck.
September 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Incredible how every ring wing pundit went from "THIS IS WAR" "THERE WILL BE BLOOD IN THE STREETS" to "what an unfortunate tragedy" the minute it didn't fit their narrative.

They wasted no time in calling for violence towards trans people despite it once again being a white cis male shooter
September 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM