Krummster
@morrisonsl.bsky.social
Everything this profile used to say was just malicious rumours.
Whether you want the brits out or just a Christmas present, this bhoy has you covered
Hi, hoping the Celtic family can help a fellow fan. I've just opened a new site selling Celtic / Irish / Scottish inspired clothing for everyday wear. New designs added daily. Reposts to help me get some followers much appreciated 👍🍀
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Whether you want the brits out or just a Christmas present, this bhoy has you covered
My ex left because I never bought her flowers. I didn't even know she sold flowers, so it was probably for the best.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My ex left because I never bought her flowers. I didn't even know she sold flowers, so it was probably for the best.
Can't sleep. Let's see what Wikipedia has for me... oh, here's a good one. Old but classic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of lists of lists - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Can't sleep. Let's see what Wikipedia has for me... oh, here's a good one. Old but classic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
"Pretty sure you were doing a terrorism."
"I was literally playing with puppies."
"Close enough."
"I was literally playing with puppies."
"Close enough."
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"Pretty sure you were doing a terrorism."
"I was literally playing with puppies."
"Close enough."
"I was literally playing with puppies."
"Close enough."
After 25 minutes of legalese I backed OpenGTP into a corner where it simply said that regardless of whether OpenAI is found guilty of contributing to the deaths of children it cannot be held liable itself, as it is just a computer program. Way to throw your owners under the bus, clanker.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
After 25 minutes of legalese I backed OpenGTP into a corner where it simply said that regardless of whether OpenAI is found guilty of contributing to the deaths of children it cannot be held liable itself, as it is just a computer program. Way to throw your owners under the bus, clanker.
OK, whoever is running the simulation we call reality is just taking the piss now. Meet acting Chief Security Officer for the Department of Homeland Security: Iwona B. Horyn.
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
OK, whoever is running the simulation we call reality is just taking the piss now. Meet acting Chief Security Officer for the Department of Homeland Security: Iwona B. Horyn.
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.
Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.
That leaked phone call is really something, my favourite part is where Putin's aide promises that Putin "will say Trump is a real peace man and so and so."
The "so and so" really sums this thing up so much.
The "so and so" really sums this thing up so much.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
That leaked phone call is really something, my favourite part is where Putin's aide promises that Putin "will say Trump is a real peace man and so and so."
The "so and so" really sums this thing up so much.
The "so and so" really sums this thing up so much.
If you are going to post an image with text, it's a good rule of thumb to read what it says first
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If you are going to post an image with text, it's a good rule of thumb to read what it says first
"The child that is born today has less and less chance of living, if you are 30 years old your ticket is invalid" - Bubbi Morthens
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"The child that is born today has less and less chance of living, if you are 30 years old your ticket is invalid" - Bubbi Morthens
Being kicked out of a mental hospital for being too insane takes the cake, especially when the storage facility for people the system can't afford to treat is full and tells you to fuck off. And they wonder why we have a rising suicide rate and increased violence and drug use?
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Being kicked out of a mental hospital for being too insane takes the cake, especially when the storage facility for people the system can't afford to treat is full and tells you to fuck off. And they wonder why we have a rising suicide rate and increased violence and drug use?
Iceland's gross national product is fermented shark. I would go so far as to call it our disgusting national product
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Iceland's gross national product is fermented shark. I would go so far as to call it our disgusting national product
"I mean, I still wouldn't be alone in a room with him but he seems much less hostile than before." - things overheard in a mental hospital that sound the beginning of a slasher film
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"I mean, I still wouldn't be alone in a room with him but he seems much less hostile than before." - things overheard in a mental hospital that sound the beginning of a slasher film
"I smoke on the mic like Smokin' Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor"
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor"
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"I smoke on the mic like Smokin' Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor"
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor"
I'm not sure why you need a 28 point plan to unconditionally surrender but Putin is going to need that old French train carriage for this one
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm not sure why you need a 28 point plan to unconditionally surrender but Putin is going to need that old French train carriage for this one
"Fish Facial" would be a good name for a band. That or Barracuda Bukkake. I also enjoy that the Bsky app corrected my spelling of the word bukkake
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Move over fillers - people are getting facial injections derived from fish sperm
Celebs including Charlie XCX swear by them. But what are polynucleotides and do they work?
www.bbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Fish Facial" would be a good name for a band. That or Barracuda Bukkake. I also enjoy that the Bsky app corrected my spelling of the word bukkake
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Just to address the elephant in the room, would you like some peanuts?
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just to address the elephant in the room, would you like some peanuts?
Please support your local brick and mortar stores. I'm not a builder, so I rarely have a need for either product, but apparently the sellers have fallen on hard times.
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Please support your local brick and mortar stores. I'm not a builder, so I rarely have a need for either product, but apparently the sellers have fallen on hard times.
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Not just the Heil … underpinning it all is fear.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Not just the Heil … underpinning it all is fear.
"Petty bourgeoisie insist area man pay 1 cent extra for not remembering full name of shopkeeper"
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Petty bourgeoisie insist area man pay 1 cent extra for not remembering full name of shopkeeper"
At the entrance to the hospital I'm in there is a painting by a former patient lovingly depicting a rooster next to a tape measure that shows it to be 2 inches tall. 99% odds this was painted by a woman scorned and the doctors framed it without getting the joke. I respect her game.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
At the entrance to the hospital I'm in there is a painting by a former patient lovingly depicting a rooster next to a tape measure that shows it to be 2 inches tall. 99% odds this was painted by a woman scorned and the doctors framed it without getting the joke. I respect her game.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Israel created Hamas to continue the violence, supporting these guys is the same policy.
"Forty years ago, it encouraged a hardline Islamist organisation in Gaza to offset the growing power of Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat.
That organisation became Hamas."
Israel created Hamas to continue the violence, supporting these guys is the same policy.
"Forty years ago, it encouraged a hardline Islamist organisation in Gaza to offset the growing power of Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat.
That organisation became Hamas."
Anti-Hamas armed groups seek future role under Gaza peace plan
Several groups - some of them backed by Israel - are ranged against Hamas in Gaza, with complex and overlapping ties.
www.bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Israel created Hamas to continue the violence, supporting these guys is the same policy.
"Forty years ago, it encouraged a hardline Islamist organisation in Gaza to offset the growing power of Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat.
That organisation became Hamas."
Israel created Hamas to continue the violence, supporting these guys is the same policy.
"Forty years ago, it encouraged a hardline Islamist organisation in Gaza to offset the growing power of Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat.
That organisation became Hamas."
Finally gave Alien Earth a shot, I think it's a pretty cool show. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Finally gave Alien Earth a shot, I think it's a pretty cool show. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
Very disappointed to find out Welcome to Derry is not about the Provisional IRA but some kind of weird clown #upthera #freeDerry
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Very disappointed to find out Welcome to Derry is not about the Provisional IRA but some kind of weird clown #upthera #freeDerry
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