Gunni Krummi
morrisonsl.bsky.social
Gunni Krummi
@morrisonsl.bsky.social
Everything this profile used to say was just malicious rumours. I may be a panda aficionado and a journalist but... wait, what was that third thing you said? NOTE: If you send me a DM I will answer. Scammers welcome but you will wish you weren't
Libs in America: "OMG I can't believe this is all happening!"

Rest of world eating sandwich: "This is America. Tha fck you expect to happen?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOj...
Childish Gambino - This Is America (Official Video)
YouTube video by ChildishGambinoVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Travel to the furthest edges of human tribal society and you still find people are generally ACAB. I love the interviews in the very stat because these people come from a different world than us but still speak like someone from Minnesota on authoritarian institutions www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPzp...
Tribal People React to Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name
YouTube video by TRYBALS
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The gaze, and let me it's you a huge gaze, people are saying the biggest one. Don't, like, stare into it. Trump wouldn't stare into it then it would just, like... stare right back into you. An then what are yo... zzzzzzzzz
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Those who claim bullets are stronger than words have never radioed in an air mission for Allen Ginsburg in Kabul
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I think we played that one already, is it the thinly veiled civil war one? If so we enjoyed it
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 AM
How come David Beckham can take a selfie with a kid but just because I'm Gary Glitter I get a citation for that?
January 22, 2026 at 8:48 AM
I got my 12 year old daughter a PS5, what are the best games I can get her aside from just getting an elite gamepass?
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Sepsis sucks and universal healthcare rocks www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J62...
Nyan Cat for 100 Hours
YouTube video by Harrison Borbarrison
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December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just got discharged from life-saving (knock-on-wood) therapy after spending a whole quarter of last year in various hospitals. Just in time for the season.

So grateful for those I love, those who love me and stood by me through physical and emotional agony.
a couple of panda bears hugging each other with the words panda love written above them
ALT: a couple of panda bears hugging each other with the words panda love written above them
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you don't have a porpoise right now, you will never ever have a narwhal
a drawing of a narwhal with a unicorn horn
ALT: a drawing of a narwhal with a unicorn horn
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you don't own porpise by now, you w
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"So we have this project and we need a name that just shouts green sustainability without immediately reminding people of animal torture for profit. Any ideas?"

Guy in back: "Matador?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DANE...
Rick Perry's A.I. Company Is Imploding
YouTube video by Wall Street Millennial
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Áramótabrennan við Ægissíðuna er virkilega mjög góð miðað við deildina í dag en brennan við IKEA verður alltaf #geitin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYH...
December iceland 2018 ikea burning goat haters
YouTube video by Les Crompton
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December 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Most disappointed to see Mr. Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo's name in these files. His good name tarnished forever. At least no one will ever make fun of Mr. Glasscock ever again.
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Playing as #MUFC in #FM26 and "glitched" some Norwegian bloke from across town for a year long loan. If only the resolution allowed you to make out the fans' faces
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"This and more tonight on Sixty Minutes! With Andy Rooney reeeedacted."
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A friend dreamed about this when he worked flipping burgers for min wage, was promised a "bonus" for rent money for working extra hard and desperately needed some bucks. He bust his ass off all month and the reward was a badge that said: "McEmployee of the month!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0aF...
Scarface Quits His Job - Half Baked. Remastered [HD]
YouTube video by The Channel That Can't Take Anything Seriously
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December 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This style of perp walk is common in dictatorships and only intended to send a message, because it's completely unpractical and overkill. What are the guys going to do, make a run for it down the tarmac? Imagine the footage they DON'T show us
Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Well, that's one way to quit a job (found this in "things not being covered" on Ground News btw, not sponsored by them but what a great page, it tells you what is and isn't being covered and how biased the coverage is)

www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/d...
‘F you': DC police chief ‘forgives' haters in fiery farewell speech
In a 13-minute speech in front of her mother, the mayor and the Metropolitan Police Department command staff, D.C. Chief of Police Pamela Smith angrily defended the job she did and called out the peop...
www.nbcwashington.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Battling multiple neural infections spreading to various organs while strongly hallucinating shadow people on IV cocktail combos has been... an experience. Hopefully discharged before Christmas. Apparently I've been here a week but I had no sense of time, in a bad way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Hu...
- B E D - G O E S - U P -
YouTube video by Dankmus
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December 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
3 have been arrested for trying to bribe their way INTO the Epstein files. They include Tom Cruise, John Travolta and a little known sound cloud rapper known as Lil' UNZ. The latter has 27 followers and said in a statement he had once judged a wet-t shirt competition "in, like, Flawida or sommin'"
December 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
You'll never guess who's in the documents... because it's not documents that we have here so much as it is a pureed paste of redacted, redundant irrelevant red herrings. Notorious legal tactics.

They have had plenty of time to use the best legal minds in the world "make 'em read and make 'em bleed"
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
3 months in mental hospital, got out today. Nothing to do but watch the football. What happens tomorrow?
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh, and I won! Another ten quid in the bank.
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Gummi Ben gerir hlé á að fylgjast með fótbolta til að rífast um hvernig maður segir nei á hollensku. Svarið er "nei". Eins og í íslensku, nema skrifað "nee"
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM