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I just found some Wordpress smut I wrote 13 years ago and I’m so proud of me
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I just found some Wordpress smut I wrote 13 years ago and I’m so proud of me
They will self-censor the art at this point. And if they don’t, the reviews will by popular vote.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
They will self-censor the art at this point. And if they don’t, the reviews will by popular vote.
The reviews sections in lit social media pages are sapping my hope for humanity. “Oh no. The context made me uncomfortable, could’ve done without the content. Otherwise great” WHAT do you read genre fiction FOR?
Handsmaids tale was ok though because someone insinuated its smartness first.
Handsmaids tale was ok though because someone insinuated its smartness first.
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The reviews sections in lit social media pages are sapping my hope for humanity. “Oh no. The context made me uncomfortable, could’ve done without the content. Otherwise great” WHAT do you read genre fiction FOR?
Handsmaids tale was ok though because someone insinuated its smartness first.
Handsmaids tale was ok though because someone insinuated its smartness first.
Does anyone have any old photos of me in my ushanka (Russian trapper/bomber hat)?
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Does anyone have any old photos of me in my ushanka (Russian trapper/bomber hat)?
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Is it creepy how war all the time was 8 years early
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Is it creepy how war all the time was 8 years early
Oh no not the Dunkin wicked collab 😭 help meeeee
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh no not the Dunkin wicked collab 😭 help meeeee
If I understood circle math it would be all over (for me, I would have defended).
I don’t hate even the worst parts of the doing the science parts. It’s the constant worry.
I don’t hate even the worst parts of the doing the science parts. It’s the constant worry.
September 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If I understood circle math it would be all over (for me, I would have defended).
I don’t hate even the worst parts of the doing the science parts. It’s the constant worry.
I don’t hate even the worst parts of the doing the science parts. It’s the constant worry.
New challenge: Victorian English-ify your book, paper, presentation, whatever I’ll go first
August 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
New challenge: Victorian English-ify your book, paper, presentation, whatever I’ll go first
I listened to the Paris Hilton memoir and my millennial heart is ACHING. I don’t feel OLD… I feel like, shrouded in something. It’s NostalgiaxAnxiety™️ I didn’t know it could be physically heavy I’m here to tweet it to a strangely supportive professional life-adjacent community hiiii I can’t shitpost
August 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I listened to the Paris Hilton memoir and my millennial heart is ACHING. I don’t feel OLD… I feel like, shrouded in something. It’s NostalgiaxAnxiety™️ I didn’t know it could be physically heavy I’m here to tweet it to a strangely supportive professional life-adjacent community hiiii I can’t shitpost
If the AOL guy say “YOOu’ve got MAY-il” every time I got analog mailbox mail I would go fucking get the mail out of it
August 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If the AOL guy say “YOOu’ve got MAY-il” every time I got analog mailbox mail I would go fucking get the mail out of it
“Just show up”: when I hear someone say this to a student and the student is immediately shrugging it off I want to go feral on both of them for not explaining enough and not listening. Put your body there if you want to be there BUT there is an art to not being creepy and dismissed.
What's that one bit of advice you'll tell anyone at the slightest hint that it's warranted. The thing you learned, the thing you believe so strongly you can't shaddup about it, the thing you have such deep experience in that you truly know your experience is meaningful and helpful most of the time.
August 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“Just show up”: when I hear someone say this to a student and the student is immediately shrugging it off I want to go feral on both of them for not explaining enough and not listening. Put your body there if you want to be there BUT there is an art to not being creepy and dismissed.
Please tell me how to stay warm and not become the Bernie sanders meme after the sun goes down at a summer wedding.
August 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Please tell me how to stay warm and not become the Bernie sanders meme after the sun goes down at a summer wedding.
This sounds like a well-off person sympathy tweet and I guess it is. I keep thinking about how it must be a challenge to have a deep relationship with your property if you a) don’t clean it yourself b) didn’t even choose the detail.
Do not “yeah but” rich people with me.
Do not “yeah but” rich people with me.
August 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This sounds like a well-off person sympathy tweet and I guess it is. I keep thinking about how it must be a challenge to have a deep relationship with your property if you a) don’t clean it yourself b) didn’t even choose the detail.
Do not “yeah but” rich people with me.
Do not “yeah but” rich people with me.
I finally tried to execute an operation too large for my beefcake Mac Studio to handle in Rstudio. I’m a real boy.
July 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I finally tried to execute an operation too large for my beefcake Mac Studio to handle in Rstudio. I’m a real boy.
We played the newlywed game and I said I am the one who steals the covers and HE GOT SO PISSED lmao
July 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We played the newlywed game and I said I am the one who steals the covers and HE GOT SO PISSED lmao
Remember that time most precious blood made nothing in vain and that time he is legend made I am Hollywood and that time finch made what it is to burn?
I just saw an article on PubMed by someone with no formal credentials and thought, let’s see where this goes.
I just saw an article on PubMed by someone with no formal credentials and thought, let’s see where this goes.
May 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Remember that time most precious blood made nothing in vain and that time he is legend made I am Hollywood and that time finch made what it is to burn?
I just saw an article on PubMed by someone with no formal credentials and thought, let’s see where this goes.
I just saw an article on PubMed by someone with no formal credentials and thought, let’s see where this goes.
Next year marks 25 years since Last Night in Town which makes Every Time I Die eligible for the hall of fame, which won’t happen until I’m dead probably. I wish there was a way to honor what they did for SEVERAL genres. The great unifiers.
May 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Next year marks 25 years since Last Night in Town which makes Every Time I Die eligible for the hall of fame, which won’t happen until I’m dead probably. I wish there was a way to honor what they did for SEVERAL genres. The great unifiers.
Some days you fall and some days you find out zao still makes music
May 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Some days you fall and some days you find out zao still makes music
How loathe
A creature must be
To write poetry
With, to and for
Some ChatGPT
How could you but loathe
Pseudocode with your prose
You, Happiest must be
On your lunch, discussing TV
A protest By protocol
Parallel laborer
Are you content, content?
A fool, hardy?
A creature must be
To write poetry
With, to and for
Some ChatGPT
How could you but loathe
Pseudocode with your prose
You, Happiest must be
On your lunch, discussing TV
A protest By protocol
Parallel laborer
Are you content, content?
A fool, hardy?
May 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
How loathe
A creature must be
To write poetry
With, to and for
Some ChatGPT
How could you but loathe
Pseudocode with your prose
You, Happiest must be
On your lunch, discussing TV
A protest By protocol
Parallel laborer
Are you content, content?
A fool, hardy?
A creature must be
To write poetry
With, to and for
Some ChatGPT
How could you but loathe
Pseudocode with your prose
You, Happiest must be
On your lunch, discussing TV
A protest By protocol
Parallel laborer
Are you content, content?
A fool, hardy?
My funding was abruptly terminated, my paper was rejected, I chemically burned my hair off (following directions), and I have MALS which means when I eat I get stupid.
Or!
My PhD’s been fast-laned, my paper gets published somewhere cooler, I layered my hair for free, and rx’ed nap time.
Or!
My PhD’s been fast-laned, my paper gets published somewhere cooler, I layered my hair for free, and rx’ed nap time.
May 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My funding was abruptly terminated, my paper was rejected, I chemically burned my hair off (following directions), and I have MALS which means when I eat I get stupid.
Or!
My PhD’s been fast-laned, my paper gets published somewhere cooler, I layered my hair for free, and rx’ed nap time.
Or!
My PhD’s been fast-laned, my paper gets published somewhere cooler, I layered my hair for free, and rx’ed nap time.
Oh no. I really like
Coding. I’ve lost
Ten pounds.
Coding. I’ve lost
Ten pounds.
April 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Oh no. I really like
Coding. I’ve lost
Ten pounds.
Coding. I’ve lost
Ten pounds.
Good evening to former Future Problem Solvers only.
March 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Good evening to former Future Problem Solvers only.
A servant to servants. Did you ever feel so? I hope you never.
March 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A servant to servants. Did you ever feel so? I hope you never.