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Rat Milk Oreos
@morsmortis.bsky.social
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A potpourri of horror stories.
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
get you a man who can do both
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#LetterboxdFriday: Hallie Meyers-Shyer double feature, undersung Murray, Casablanca: Port of Call Martinique
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I have no interest in defending Bill Clinton and I think Monica Lewinsky got mistreated horribly, but the problem was never that people “didn’t believe” her.
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
me whenever I see a photo of Matt Stoller with Russell Brand:
December 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Then what does this line mean?
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You made one?
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (extremely granular edition)
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
honestly, I probably would’ve been posting all day about the pilot episode of The Lone Gunmen that aired the previous March:
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I, personally, was not surprised because I had watched the pilot episode of the X-Flies spinoff series “The Lone Gunman” that aired the previous spring.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
although this made me laugh I mean, come on man, “why?” because it’s gonna be the most-read thing you’ll ever do on your weird little site, that’s why
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ohhhh if these goons think they know from onions and mustard they aren’t gonna know what hit em when we break out the heavy artillery here in Chicago
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
oh my god, what he actually did was turn off quote tweets on this specific post (but not the others in the thread! lol), presumably bc too many people were quoting it to point out this fundamental flaw in his reasoning
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
after the first run of the game was scored in the third inning, there was never a point where the Blue Jays were more likely to win than lose! sorry, that just doesn’t count as a gut-punch loss!
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Parenting question: is Barton Fink good movie for toddler?
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
ok wait, but who is “you” in the you are here” in this picture? do people just not understand what “horseshoe theory” is or…?
October 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
for the record, *this* is the skull & crossbones tattoo we wanna see on a candidate:
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Listen, there’s no “official” notation, and most guides I could find on a cursory search don’t specifically describe a two-person double play. But the only one I did find (cdn1.sportngin.com/attachments/...) annotates it like so:
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Heard there was a new song about Travis Wood?
October 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I mean, this doesn’t help 🤷🏻‍♂️
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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