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This can't be real.
A crossword clue that reads "2025 Bradley Cooper film loosely inspired by the life of comedian John Bisbop (2,4,5,2)"
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.
January 17, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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Saw something similar the other day, actually.
Some ornament that looks like an enormous, uncomfortable butt plug.
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Have you attached the wrong image, John? There's no dictating in what you've attached.

Also, you should use alt text to aid those who use screen readers. Don't worry, though: I've done it for you.
"I feel it would be easier to work with someone like Angela Rayner," he says, even though she is "tarnished" by her previous role in a government, under which children were "pushed into poverty". His first preference would be Andy Burnham - but he doesn't think he will get into parliament. I am sure his supporters, especially recent "socialist" defectors from Labour, love this tough talk, but it is all rubbish. What is he going to do if Starmer, by some miracle, is still leader at the next election, and Green MPs have to decide whether to vote to keep him as prime minister or to put Farage in No 10? "You are just as bad as each other, so we will allow Farage to go to the palace"? I don't think so.
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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Alt text:
There will be more deaths than births in the UK in 2026, according to the Resolution Foundation. Apart from the pandemic, this is the first time the country has reached this crucial tipping point in the modern era. By 2049 annual deaths are forecast to exceed births by roughly 130,000. As a result, any future population growth will come from migration. But most political parties want to reduce the number of arrivals, and net migration is already down from a peak of 944,000 a year in 2023 to about 200,000 today. This leaves open a fundamental question: how can an the country support an ageing society and maintain services such as the NHS without welcoming migrants to top up a dwindling pool of tax-paying workers? There isn't an obvious answer.
January 6, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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Mine take 21 seconds to go.
A tweet from Glennyrodge that days "How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days." I had to screenshot it because he wouldn't allow quote tweets.
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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what is the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

This eejit.
A car with number plate EEJ1T
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Brenda from Bristol.
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Found it! 26th September.
Me asking @andyjolley.bsky.social "Why are people with dog pups like this?"
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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I liked this one:

"some children will no longer go hungry in the morning

But I am fairly certain they won't bring any significant improvement in pupils health or attainment"

Can he or his dog read what he writes?
some children will no longer go hungry in the morning But I am fairly certain they won't bring any significant improvement in pupils health or attainment
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Helpful comments on this recipe I was following.
carmen 17 2 years ago Love this recipe. Turned out perfect. sara_cant_cook 1 year ago didnt ask
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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With alt text because apparently it's too difficult to make your posts accessible.
TUNDE ADEBIMPE: After 9/11 we basically decided there's no reason for being here besides to make the things we like to make and share them or not share them, because who's keeping score now? Try to find some kind of joy or meaning in your own life because it's sud- denly really fucked up outside. Dave and I just said, "You know what we should do? Since the world might end-we should just stay inside and work. If we're going to die, we should probably just make a ton of shit that we like first."
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I photoshopped a caricature of him to make him look as hideous as possible.
A HIDEOUS picture of Laurent Brindeau.
December 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Watching a cultural icon.
A still from the first Avatar film. Probably one of the top three films ever made that has a big blue guy named Sully in it.
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
The album cover for Pocket Full of Kryptonite by Spin Doctors
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Slappy the Dummy. Jimmy Carr
December 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Happy Boksic Day, everybody.
Croatian footballer Alen Boksic.
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Couldn't finish my xmas meal. Lovely though.
The two sprouts and one chipolata from my xmas tea that I couldn't manage.
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Beer choice for xmas tea
A can of Shinebright. An IPA from Hopfully brewery. The IPA poured into a glass. It's pretty cloudy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Alt text describes images for blind and low-vision users, and helps give context to everyone.
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Tiny Tim from Muppet Christmas Carol. #Content
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Biggest Tim I know.
Rod Stewart in a Celtic trackie.
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Taskmaster is this person if they were a tv series.
A zany person who is zany. Zany. It's not surprise his name is C Hunt.
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Bit confused, mate. As this website shows, you voted NOT to scrap the two child cap and to keep 450,000 children in poverty.

What's going on?

votes.parliament.uk/Votes/Common...
King's Speech (Motion for an Address): Amendment (d) Division 3: held on 23 July 2024 at 19:15 103 363 Joe Powell, here, voting against the amendment that would have lifted, by his own admission, 450,000 children out of poverty. And now the dirty swine wants you to believe he voted for it.
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I was googling it to try and find when it changed and Holy shit:
In 1979, the government advised men to drink no more than 56 units of alcohol a week. This was later reduced to 36 units, then 28 units and then 21 units. Last month, the Chief Medical Officer reduced it once again, this time to 14 units.
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM