Moschops🦕🦖
moschops.bsky.social
Moschops🦕🦖
@moschops.bsky.social
Journalist
Clairvoyant
He/him
Pinned
You know that thing where you pist on bluesky and some yank assumes you are American because they're the protagonists of the world? I'm thinking of becoming the reverse of that.
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The New York Yankees suggests the existence of The New York Yankers
January 31, 2026 at 9:24 AM
This simply CANNOT be real.
We laugh but the every T2-style section newspaper pullout of the mid-2010s had this column in it, or an interview with a celeb saying prejudice against the posh is the last acceptable bigotry, and everything since has been one big fight to secure class privilege and freedom for wealthy reactionaries
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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They absolutely would have weaponised it all if there wasn't a very good reason not to and going down this route stops you asking that question.

They knew. They chose to keep it all quiet.

The answer to 'why' they kept quiet, is very simple and obvious.

None of this is 3D chess.
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.

If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
January 31, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Not yet! But I am going to preempt slightly and see if I can book that tattoo i promised myself if I got through it.
So who managed to complete Dry January then?
January 31, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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the primary blocker to UBI is the puritan belief that humanity is so sinful and depraved that it should not be permitted personhood unless it becomes 'civilised'

that's how liberal social policy ended up asserting that helping people would harm them but hurting people would help them
"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs."

Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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I assume the point being made here is that if Starmer is replaced by someone they don’t like, then the whole cohort will go straight back up to 2019 levels of apeshit enraged screeching about not getting what they want.
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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They've had all these files for years and did nothing. Tell me again how any of the people in power give a shit about women and girls...

This isn't Democrat v Republican or Tory v Labour, it's the rich and powerful v everybody else. It couldn't be simpler or clearer.
January 31, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
congragulations
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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There are so many places in London named after Monopoly locations
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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"Change the things that need changing" update @thesinankose.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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"Sex matters"? They should try having some!
January 29, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Sex Matters? Damn, why don’t you try having some, then
January 29, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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They've put the minimum bus fare up to £3 but they can afford this shit? Fuck off.
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Macron hits back after Sir Keir's aviator glasses jibe: "Look at me. I'm Keir. I'm a fucking sweaty loser who cheats on his wife. Maybe I'll engage in racist and transphobic rhetoric to impress Trump. My dad was a tool and my haircut is from 2003."
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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Eat shit Labour
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!
January 27, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Gonna put "ChatGPT told me I was ill" on my PIP assessment and see how much the government give me
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This "ever changing purity test" doesn't exist. If someone thinks it does, it's because they can only deal with one issue at a time. When somebody says "no genocide, no bigotry if you want my vote," some people only hear the "no genocide" bit.
January 28, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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If you are more angry at people who didnt want to vote for genocide than you are at the politicians doing genocide, you probably need to have a long hard look at yourself in the mirror because thats a really awful inhumane position

Palestinians are human beings not theoretical policy issues
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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Kamala Harris's actual 2024 policies:
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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Rumoured Labour candidates for Gorton & Denton by-election:

🌹Jonathan Ashworth
🌹Praful Nargrund
🌹Cardboard cutout of 1997 Blair
🌹Margaret Thatcher's ghost
❌No not you Paul Mason
🌹AI Luke Akehurst
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
One of them is yours, Lund
Like, I don't know how else to explain either of these posts
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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We've already got a lad who sounds like a wedding venue. We can't sign one who sounds like a RAF base in Lincolnshire.
🗞️Everton have made contact over a move for Genoa Right Back, Brooke Norton-Cuffy. Serie A sides are also keen.

(Source - Fabrizio Romano )
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM