I can't tell with any certainty which foot I'm looking at here.

It could be regional, but Lionel Kiddie City in turning that frown upside down is it for me. It was a toy store that competed with Toys R Us. And the commercials were infectious.

youtu.be/MVs6MGZXmx8?...

And yes, if I see someone say it's good I'll be right there to call them a liar. Because it's not. Cinnamon doesn't belong in chili, with spaghetti. It's a war crime on a plate.

My man, I'm a Browns fan, and I don't know a single fellow fan who can spell the owner's name right. It's always—always—Haslem and not Haslam.

So I think we have to start from a place of thinking as people as absolute idiots who don't care enough to get the details right.