Her: do you have a pen?
Me, frantically searching my bag: oh, um, sorry, I have a naff biro?
Her, with a raised eyebrow: a naff biro? Well that'll do
Autograph acquired I slope away as the bloke next to me hands her a sharpie
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
Her: do you have a pen?
Me, frantically searching my bag: oh, um, sorry, I have a naff biro?
Her, with a raised eyebrow: a naff biro? Well that'll do
Autograph acquired I slope away as the bloke next to me hands her a sharpie