Martha Smith
@mostlymartha.bsky.social
More like Aunty Mame every day. Behold fat femme wizardry, bisexual hullabaloo, culinary feats of derring-do, progressive theology, and kitty cats. Probably posting from the bath. she/her
Nashville-->Boston-->SF-->OAKLAND BABY
Nashville-->Boston-->SF-->OAKLAND BABY
Mardi Gras preparation is going well. Crafter's Audacity wins again.
January 19, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Mardi Gras preparation is going well. Crafter's Audacity wins again.
Spicy, tingly beef noodle soup with bok choy, snow peas, and peanuts.
When you stir everything together, the chili oil, garlic, and seasonings in the bottom of the bowl make the broth fiery.
When you stir everything together, the chili oil, garlic, and seasonings in the bottom of the bowl make the broth fiery.
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Spicy, tingly beef noodle soup with bok choy, snow peas, and peanuts.
When you stir everything together, the chili oil, garlic, and seasonings in the bottom of the bowl make the broth fiery.
When you stir everything together, the chili oil, garlic, and seasonings in the bottom of the bowl make the broth fiery.
Frances is mad cause I stole her hair color
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Frances is mad cause I stole her hair color
I can wear anything but a bucket hat, and I'm not super cute in beanies.
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I can wear anything but a bucket hat, and I'm not super cute in beanies.
Post someone who looks great in a hat
January 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Post someone who looks great in a hat
Tofu, snow leas, peppers, sesame glaze
January 16, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Tofu, snow leas, peppers, sesame glaze
Strong block recommendation
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Strong block recommendation
Raaaaaaandom maaaaaaaan
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Raaaaaaandom maaaaaaaan
Spicy bacon and maple Brussels sprouts with coriander and lime on sweet potato farro
January 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Spicy bacon and maple Brussels sprouts with coriander and lime on sweet potato farro
It got even better.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
It got even better.
Kanani and I made you something.
January 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Kanani and I made you something.
With a splotch randomness that calls to mind camo or free form tie dye!
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
With a splotch randomness that calls to mind camo or free form tie dye!
Proof you should listen to me when I talk about sun protection.
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Proof you should listen to me when I talk about sun protection.
Turned leftover carne asada into a salad with black beans, corn, tomatoes, peppers, onions, tomato, and cilantro with a creamy lime and chili dressing
January 13, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Turned leftover carne asada into a salad with black beans, corn, tomatoes, peppers, onions, tomato, and cilantro with a creamy lime and chili dressing
I got some at Christmas, and they are tremendous!
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I got some at Christmas, and they are tremendous!
Carnival has landed at MostlyBeans Manor.
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Carnival has landed at MostlyBeans Manor.
I would spend a few mil putting this image on billboards around the world, but Mackenzie Scott is a better person than me.
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I would spend a few mil putting this image on billboards around the world, but Mackenzie Scott is a better person than me.
Curried rockfish pie with bay scallops, spinach, and peas
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Curried rockfish pie with bay scallops, spinach, and peas
Hello from Baby Ma'am
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Hello from Baby Ma'am
When you get more than three Presbyterians in a room, Mary Oliver could break out at any time.
January 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
When you get more than three Presbyterians in a room, Mary Oliver could break out at any time.
I found the last of the freezer bolognese! Past Martha, you absolute babe!
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I found the last of the freezer bolognese! Past Martha, you absolute babe!
Kanani Jane, licensed feline therapist, is forcing me to rest and be gentle.
January 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Kanani Jane, licensed feline therapist, is forcing me to rest and be gentle.
