candace
mothamayi.bsky.social
candace
@mothamayi.bsky.social
existential expatriate here to upskill my yapping. ally till I die. ride hard for all things intercultural. muser and snoozer.

I write sometimes too: https://roselyseeee.substack.com/
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Building Shitty Gingerbread House Just Making Depression Worse
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December 19, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Getting a decadent massage and steamy facial the day before a long haul flight is how I imagine Katniss felt when they gave her that full body buffer before going into the Hunger Games.
December 6, 2024 at 12:07 PM
I’ve never felt so loved on a birthday. Honestly, this is rad.
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Damn. No one kicks an arrow into a man’s chest quite like Mulan.

And honestly, werk.
December 2, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I’ve gone out four nights in a row this week.

Someone get this motha a stretcher.
December 1, 2024 at 6:42 AM
The writers of Madama Butterly really said, “we need to make it very clear this character is a villain and American.”

We’ll name him Benjamin Franklin Pinkerton.
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I know a fresh bag of circus peanuts hates to see me coming…
November 26, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I’m just a girl asking to be snatched, thique, toned, juicy and practically comatose at the same time.
November 26, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Okay okay, but what if, and stick with me here, you tried thinking better of yourself 🤷🏽‍♀️
November 26, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I love the winter for the only fact that I could be in my pajamas, a circus ringleader unitard, or butt naked under this coat and scarf, and you’ll never know.
November 26, 2024 at 7:34 PM
To all the gals that told me to get into cycle syncing, move my body, and drink more water to feel better…

I’d die for you. You’re my queen. You have the other half of my locket. Also, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME SOONER?!

I’m sorry. I don’t want to fight.
November 25, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I cooked for myself twice today.

Everyone applaud.
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I’m done speed-running life.
I don’t want to look at each moment as something to get over with, to race through, to complete.
I want to experience life.
Slowly.
roselyseeee.substack.com/p/i-am-done-...
I am done speed-running life
You won't catch me rushing through this experience.
roselyseeee.substack.com
November 25, 2024 at 9:38 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 12:08 PM
i love this for Humpty 🍂
November 23, 2024 at 12:36 PM
okay, so how does this all work now?? asking for a non-ex-Twitter person.
November 23, 2024 at 12:15 PM