Alyce
@motherof5cats.bsky.social
Live in Houston, have too many critters, work in education. Dabble in lots of things.
Taco loves laundry. I call her the laundry goblin.
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Taco loves laundry. I call her the laundry goblin.
He has a status hearing today. He thinks he’s going to get a bail reduction and bond out. I don’t think so.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He has a status hearing today. He thinks he’s going to get a bail reduction and bond out. I don’t think so.
Guy dies when his until truck exploded. Why did it take me so long to get it. His truck was a bomb. He accidentally blew himself up on the way to doing a terrorism.
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Guy dies when his until truck exploded. Why did it take me so long to get it. His truck was a bomb. He accidentally blew himself up on the way to doing a terrorism.
He always said he was allergic to caffeine and wouldn’t allow chocolate around. I made brownies today for the first time in probably 12 years. Delicious but gave me heart burn.
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
He always said he was allergic to caffeine and wouldn’t allow chocolate around. I made brownies today for the first time in probably 12 years. Delicious but gave me heart burn.
Ahh yes. The end of the semester. When my entire work world crystallizes into “pretty please just submit the documentation you assured me you were aware of all semester” with a hint of “why did you let that employee checkout without clearing them with sped?”
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Ahh yes. The end of the semester. When my entire work world crystallizes into “pretty please just submit the documentation you assured me you were aware of all semester” with a hint of “why did you let that employee checkout without clearing them with sped?”
How was he buying multiple fire arms and silencers while we had a little over $1000 in property taxes past due? And I’m bad with money??? Jesus.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
How was he buying multiple fire arms and silencers while we had a little over $1000 in property taxes past due? And I’m bad with money??? Jesus.
This is Callie. She lives outside and won’t let you pet her. But I feed her and she follows me around the RV park so guess she’s my cat. I have no idea what to do if I ever move my trailer because I don’t think she’d take relocation well and I’m not sure anyone would feed her.
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is Callie. She lives outside and won’t let you pet her. But I feed her and she follows me around the RV park so guess she’s my cat. I have no idea what to do if I ever move my trailer because I don’t think she’d take relocation well and I’m not sure anyone would feed her.
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I do work in the DV space and know that shelters are really struggling after a year of funding cuts, so I decided today to do a little donation drive for the Houston Area Women's Center.
I have a box on my porch. I'm putting my address on main. If you're in the area, feel free to drop off stuff.
I have a box on my porch. I'm putting my address on main. If you're in the area, feel free to drop off stuff.
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I do work in the DV space and know that shelters are really struggling after a year of funding cuts, so I decided today to do a little donation drive for the Houston Area Women's Center.
I have a box on my porch. I'm putting my address on main. If you're in the area, feel free to drop off stuff.
I have a box on my porch. I'm putting my address on main. If you're in the area, feel free to drop off stuff.
Reddit thread about what you said you’d never … the amount of women who replied a variation of: never thought I’d end up with a pedo or abuser is massive. Oddly comforting to know I’m not that rare.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reddit thread about what you said you’d never … the amount of women who replied a variation of: never thought I’d end up with a pedo or abuser is massive. Oddly comforting to know I’m not that rare.
So. My 18 year old went 48 hours without texting or answering calls. He still lives at home. So I overreacted. Embarrassed him and got told to go away and leave him alone. This season of life is so fucking dark.
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So. My 18 year old went 48 hours without texting or answering calls. He still lives at home. So I overreacted. Embarrassed him and got told to go away and leave him alone. This season of life is so fucking dark.
Friday kinda sucked. My life is still spinning out. But these guys love me so there’s that.
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Friday kinda sucked. My life is still spinning out. But these guys love me so there’s that.
She has an uncannily human face for someone who is definitely a cat.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
She has an uncannily human face for someone who is definitely a cat.
Who else is sick for thanksgiving? As in lost my voice throat like ground glass sick?
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Who else is sick for thanksgiving? As in lost my voice throat like ground glass sick?
I adulted real good today. Went to the gym AND cleaned out my car with soap and windex and everything. Someone should give me a cookie.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I adulted real good today. Went to the gym AND cleaned out my car with soap and windex and everything. Someone should give me a cookie.
Matter of fact. Broken up. Moving to what comes next. Oddly peaceful and settled compared to the turmoil of what and why and how come.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Matter of fact. Broken up. Moving to what comes next. Oddly peaceful and settled compared to the turmoil of what and why and how come.
There needs to be a support group for people going through it so we can vent share and bitch without being judged. Cause some of this is so big and so confusing that I can’t do anything with it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There needs to be a support group for people going through it so we can vent share and bitch without being judged. Cause some of this is so big and so confusing that I can’t do anything with it.
Anyone know if there’s a way to separate lines off a family phone plan without having to pay off phones and new credit pulls and all that? I just want to keep my phone and number and my kids phones and numbers.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Anyone know if there’s a way to separate lines off a family phone plan without having to pay off phones and new credit pulls and all that? I just want to keep my phone and number and my kids phones and numbers.
Lost health insurance. Working on getting more. Wellbutrin is $50. Licinopril is $30 and enbrel is 2,500 a week. Anyone know any real discounts until new coverage kicks in?
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Lost health insurance. Working on getting more. Wellbutrin is $50. Licinopril is $30 and enbrel is 2,500 a week. Anyone know any real discounts until new coverage kicks in?
I read Bluesky so that I can see that there are real life grown ups with hobbies.
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I read Bluesky so that I can see that there are real life grown ups with hobbies.
Internet down at work does not mean I get to go home. But wouldn’t it be nice.
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Internet down at work does not mean I get to go home. But wouldn’t it be nice.
Florence and the machine is coming to my city in may and I am both too broke and too uncertain about where I’ll be by then to buy myself a ticket. Sigh.
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Florence and the machine is coming to my city in may and I am both too broke and too uncertain about where I’ll be by then to buy myself a ticket. Sigh.
Today’s thought: I am not responsible for making someone feel better about the consequences of their choices.
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Today’s thought: I am not responsible for making someone feel better about the consequences of their choices.
It’s amazing how dependent you get on having that person to text and chat with all day. And then that’s gone and you’re stuck with nobody to tell about it or talk to and it just really fucking sucks.
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It’s amazing how dependent you get on having that person to text and chat with all day. And then that’s gone and you’re stuck with nobody to tell about it or talk to and it just really fucking sucks.
This was my first Halloween in 27 years that I didn’t have kids to take trick or treating. I watched bad horror movies with my cats and I guess it was fine. Couldn’t sleep. Figure 5 is morning enough to say Fuckit and get moving.
November 1, 2025 at 10:15 AM
This was my first Halloween in 27 years that I didn’t have kids to take trick or treating. I watched bad horror movies with my cats and I guess it was fine. Couldn’t sleep. Figure 5 is morning enough to say Fuckit and get moving.