Mikey
@motorcykey.bsky.social
Toruk Makto < Lisan al-Gaib
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Toruk Makto < Lisan al-Gaib
And here I thought the Sony PS store had some integrity
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And here I thought the Sony PS store had some integrity
TikTok is so weird. A video of a guy making a pool trick shot came up and I went from “Oh let’s watch this” to “No! click away now! Before your entire feed turns into pool videos!”
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
TikTok is so weird. A video of a guy making a pool trick shot came up and I went from “Oh let’s watch this” to “No! click away now! Before your entire feed turns into pool videos!”
How will I know how much money I spent on my utilities without an LADWP Wrapped?
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How will I know how much money I spent on my utilities without an LADWP Wrapped?
Avatar Fire & Ash getting a Box Office Achievement nomination before its first box office receipts have returned is sus
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Avatar Fire & Ash getting a Box Office Achievement nomination before its first box office receipts have returned is sus
Amazon really makes it difficult to return gifts considering ‘tis the season
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Amazon really makes it difficult to return gifts considering ‘tis the season
Tonight, as I ALWAYS DO, I stood up in my crowded AMC theatre to recite the ICONIC Nicole Kidman monologue for all of my fellow patrons’ ENJOYMENT! Imagine how AGHAST I was to discover that they shortened the original ad! Completely throwing me off script and making me look like a FOOL!
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Tonight, as I ALWAYS DO, I stood up in my crowded AMC theatre to recite the ICONIC Nicole Kidman monologue for all of my fellow patrons’ ENJOYMENT! Imagine how AGHAST I was to discover that they shortened the original ad! Completely throwing me off script and making me look like a FOOL!
Gabby better explain these plot holes in dollhouse movie or im shutting it off
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Gabby better explain these plot holes in dollhouse movie or im shutting it off
I didn’t know they had Songs of the Summer in the wintertime but this new Ice Spice SpongeBob song…
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I didn’t know they had Songs of the Summer in the wintertime but this new Ice Spice SpongeBob song…
How long have you been banana?
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
How long have you been banana?
“Don’t Bother” by Shakira is the precursor to the Cool Girl monologue from Gone Girl
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Don’t Bother” by Shakira is the precursor to the Cool Girl monologue from Gone Girl
Worried that Justice Smith is getting typecast as a sorcerer
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Worried that Justice Smith is getting typecast as a sorcerer
I could see Mia Goth and Cole Escola playing siblings
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I could see Mia Goth and Cole Escola playing siblings
Me, anytime they say “finger buns” on GBBO
a cartoon of snoopy making a funny face with his hand in his mouth on a pink background .
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy making a funny face with his hand in his mouth on a pink background .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me, anytime they say “finger buns” on GBBO
TikTok really is the tool of the devil if it has the power to get the Jet2Holiday song stuck in your head
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
TikTok really is the tool of the devil if it has the power to get the Jet2Holiday song stuck in your head
“He’s got the Midas touch. But he touched it too much! Hey Goldmember. Hey Goldmember!”
- Beyoncé
- Beyoncé
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“He’s got the Midas touch. But he touched it too much! Hey Goldmember. Hey Goldmember!”
- Beyoncé
- Beyoncé
Seated for Shelby Oaks in a theater all to myself
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Seated for Shelby Oaks in a theater all to myself
The Floor is the best show on tv
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The Floor is the best show on tv
Why am I just learning about squeaky bum time?
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Why am I just learning about squeaky bum time?
Halloween costume idea: Bosch Spice
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Halloween costume idea: Bosch Spice
Reposted by Mikey
13 Oct 2025
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
13 Oct 2025
Major flight delay means airport bar crawl
October 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Major flight delay means airport bar crawl
Would you rather… vote for Donald Trump for a constitutionally ineligible 3rd term or Grok, our first AI President?
October 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Would you rather… vote for Donald Trump for a constitutionally ineligible 3rd term or Grok, our first AI President?
We all love Wednesday. Lil goth girl with pigtails being a creep? She’s great! But where’s Pugsley? Give me a show where Pugsley goes to reform school and sets his roommate on fire. Think of what a show like that could do for the male loneliness epidemic.
October 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
We all love Wednesday. Lil goth girl with pigtails being a creep? She’s great! But where’s Pugsley? Give me a show where Pugsley goes to reform school and sets his roommate on fire. Think of what a show like that could do for the male loneliness epidemic.
Waiting for someone in Hollywood to buy the rights to my Tubi horror movie pitch: Ghost Kitchen
October 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Waiting for someone in Hollywood to buy the rights to my Tubi horror movie pitch: Ghost Kitchen