Thank you! I just wanted to document the snow in case it melted before everyone else woke up and they didn’t believe me

Granted my parents are in Pennsylvania, not California like you, but it was still a shock to wake up to an inch of snow this morning.

“Whatever we have” is Peter Navarro, drunk off prison wine and reading from his own incoherent book

To paraphrase John Mulaney, there is not even a horse hired to watch the dog

I mean, sure if you close your eyes and spray machine gun fire in one direction, rather than spinning in a circle while firing, that is technically “more targeted”

Yeah, risking a tech when you have a game to play, I get being irked by that as the coach. But “we win classy, we lose classy”, man the kid is playing in the Garden. Let him have one dunk.

If you get mad when someone dunks on you at the end, up 7, next time don’t go 4-11. Neal was having fun, the rest of this is loser shit.

“Who should I make this out to?”
“Retire”
“That is a very popular name tonight.”