Bradford
@mountunpleasant.bsky.social
Biped; dog brother; attorney but not that kind
There ain’t gonna be any middle anymore.
Now let me go. I have more shit to steal.
There ain’t gonna be any middle anymore.
Now let me go. I have more shit to steal.
Scientist’s roommate: Dude… get out or here!
August 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Scientist’s roommate: Dude… get out or here!
Making business connections
July 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Making business connections
I hope one is “steal a boat” because I’ve taken some substantial steps before reading the article
June 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I hope one is “steal a boat” because I’ve taken some substantial steps before reading the article
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replacing chefs with the swedish chef: thread
May 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
replacing chefs with the swedish chef: thread
Guess I’ll pay my taxes, those State Dept cybertrucks aren’t gonna buy themselves.
April 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Guess I’ll pay my taxes, those State Dept cybertrucks aren’t gonna buy themselves.
Local dog insists on giving self concussion during nap.
How is that comfortable? Move your head!
How is that comfortable? Move your head!
April 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Local dog insists on giving self concussion during nap.
How is that comfortable? Move your head!
How is that comfortable? Move your head!
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You must learn to walk this way before you can run dmc
April 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
You must learn to walk this way before you can run dmc
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cannot express how bad you sound saying these things in an American accent
Thanks to UK influence, words such as ‘bonkers’ and ‘cheeky’ are becoming more mainstream in American vernacular
The British slang being adopted by American Gen Z
Thanks to UK influence, words such as ‘bonkers’ and ‘cheeky’ are becoming more mainstream in American vernacular
www.thetimes.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
cannot express how bad you sound saying these things in an American accent
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America is tanking, trust the process.
Lutnick: "Let Donald Trump run the global economy. He's knows what he's doing. He's been talking about it for 35 years. You gotta trust Donald Trump in the White House ... it's broken. Let him fix it ... Let Donald Trump fix the American economy."
April 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
America is tanking, trust the process.
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could just be a minor meltdown
This website is going to break when Drake goes to the Sweet 16
March 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
could just be a minor meltdown
Now that you mention it, I do have some concerns
March 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Now that you mention it, I do have some concerns
Hell yeah! Abel Teffra of Georgetown wins the NCAA men’s mile in a MR 3:53.60! Congratulations, dude!
March 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hell yeah! Abel Teffra of Georgetown wins the NCAA men’s mile in a MR 3:53.60! Congratulations, dude!
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Please enter our latest raffle! Winners will receive one baseball bat and permission to head out to our parking lot and destroy the Tesla charging station of their choice.
March 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Please enter our latest raffle! Winners will receive one baseball bat and permission to head out to our parking lot and destroy the Tesla charging station of their choice.
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things are so bad that if you just tell people factually what's going on, you sound like a maniac ranting on a street corner, so at this point when people ask me how things are I just shake my head, look at the floor, and pour us both a drink
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
things are so bad that if you just tell people factually what's going on, you sound like a maniac ranting on a street corner, so at this point when people ask me how things are I just shake my head, look at the floor, and pour us both a drink
Skynet is tanking for draft picks
They’re 22-43.
76ers president Daryl Morey explained how his team uses A.I. models in decision making.
March 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Skynet is tanking for draft picks
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HUGE IN FLIGHT BIRD FOOTAGE VICTORY: Belted kingfisher in close proximity(under 50 feet!), in flight, AND video of it sticking the landing.
You don't get much better than this!
#birds
You don't get much better than this!
#birds
March 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
HUGE IN FLIGHT BIRD FOOTAGE VICTORY: Belted kingfisher in close proximity(under 50 feet!), in flight, AND video of it sticking the landing.
You don't get much better than this!
#birds
You don't get much better than this!
#birds
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Molly here with your vibe forecast!
Vibes are bad and will continue to deteriorate.
Back to tom with the weather
Vibes are bad and will continue to deteriorate.
Back to tom with the weather
March 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Molly here with your vibe forecast!
Vibes are bad and will continue to deteriorate.
Back to tom with the weather
Vibes are bad and will continue to deteriorate.
Back to tom with the weather
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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Time to remember this @pattymo.com banger
March 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Time to remember this @pattymo.com banger
When you gaze for long into the pizza tracker, the pizza tracker gazes also into you.
March 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
When you gaze for long into the pizza tracker, the pizza tracker gazes also into you.
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Honor the women in your life by shutting the fuck up
March 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Honor the women in your life by shutting the fuck up