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@mourningdoves.bsky.social
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bbw princess, Texas rose perfume collector, cat mother, chili crisp enjoyer wild at heart 🦋
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i'm sure being a Protestant is cool but i need a church aesthetic with a little razzle dazzle
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this is upsetting and now i'm upset
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i have to laugh to keep from crying sometimes. a guy i dated THIRTEEN years ago messaged me today & our exchange went like this

ex guy: no one has ever really cared about me my whole life

me: i cared about you a lot when we were together

ex: ......well we were both dealing with a lot of stuff
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wait til my boyfriend hears about this, he's the president of antifa and he's going to kick your ass
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when you get the sneaky link text around 11:30 at night and you're just sitting on your bed like
King Baldwin meme from Kingdom of Heaven with text that says Silence, brain the pussy is thinking
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oh so you're not going to let me hold it when you pee? i thought we were friends. i thought we had been through some things. guess i was wrong
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you're so brave for speaking your truth!!!
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thinking again for no particular reason about the part in Blade: Trinity when Parker Posey steps on that guy and stabs him in the chest with her stiletto heel
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my friend @ailite.bsky.social keeps sending me updates on all the animals in Ghosts of Yotei 🥹
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one of the few nice things about being with a man is dressing them up like a lil Ken doll. like baby i already made the pinterest board for the aesthetic you like, let me work my magic
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speaking of designer dupes. i think it is very funny people are on social media talk about them with the hush hush verbiage of "going to the other side"

like lol you bought a fake LV Neverfull from China not black tar heroin from the dark web
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please don't tell me people are still buying Cartier in the big year of 2025

we are living in an epidemic of no taste. in a world full of independent designers and makers, why are you dropping that much money on a ugly nail bangle that i can get a very close dupe of on the right semi-secret website
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did we all collectively huff glue because why is everyone shocked at Ryan Murphy making another garbage no nuance television show
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that is great and you should be proud ✨
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that's messed up. it can be tricky but like that is so selfish
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i did go through the golden green door
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it wasn't a rabbit it was me eating a fairy mushroom snack
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let us know if you get into Halt and Catch Fire
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i'm not a Twilight girl but lately life has been a little too much like the part where Bella sits on the chair and disassociates while the seasons change outside her window
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baby girl we're still here
a little bit hurt but a lot more free
selfie of me in 2015 - fat white woman with pulled back dyed red hair, blue eyes, silver horseshoe septum ring, a gold and pink locket necklace, wearing a neon green sports bra and black tank top