On the brightside I got through Sabrina Carpenter's entire discography

Hmmmm okay valid

Also one (good) knife is almost entirely adequate.

You can add a bread knife and paring knife if you're _really_ wild

I've been known to ride Marta from time to time

The really annoying (and a bit insidious thing) is that it appears YouTube promotes channels that make shorts content much more in general and a lot of creators are feeling forced to make shorts to keep or grow their channel :/

Destroyed, savage, wrekt

If you order doordash and scarf down your food you can probably take that 1hr and turn it into 15 minutes so you can start gooning more

Thank you!

Exception: Unless you're calling me because you're at the store and wondering if you should pick up a fun little drink for me.

Actually scratch that. Just assume I want the fun little drink. Especially if it's an AriZona.