Asked for sour patch kids and HOLYY did my roommate deliver 😍

Love going to the office just to talk to literally 0 people and spend the entire day with headphones in

How cold is too cold for my house to be?

(Asking for my not Canadian roommate's sake)

genderfluid in the sense that i'm a boy when i play counter-strike so my team doesn't act weird to me

dutch wasn’t originally all cutesy like “weer petten de leetel raabbet”, but they changed it so they could i’m-just-a-little-guy their way out of being in trouble for the east india company

Bisexual ass seascape

Do you manually cross-post on here and the bird app or do you have some sort of automation? @nobr.me

Woke up with a tummy ache because I ate too many sour jelly beans last night so I'm staying home from work 🙎

I need to find more venti posters on here before I fully switch over

oh woah I have one of these I forgor

Do not. Under any circumstances barring imminent injury or death. Call me. ESPECIALLY if calling me to discuss logistics or plan making. I need the information in TEXT form because I have offloaded my memory to the written word due to my brain being scrambled eggs.

We're SO back