2 of my best friends have birthdays in December AND Christmas? I try to hint to people they have something in the mail without being like “DID YOU CHECK YOUR MAIL?” 😩😵‍💫

Companies think speed is the #1 satisfaction driver when reliability far surpasses it. The highest convenience is picking a day + specific window since WFH culture has drastically decreased. Dropping packages off on a different day than expected is just promoting theft.

The most I feel parents should charge their children for remaining at home is their contribution to utilities and food. You’re not helping them build financial discipline by depleting their monthly pay like a landlord would, especially if it’s better utilized for other expenses or bills.

Cancellation being as easy as sign up was an important win under Biden’s FTC chair but now companies see an open door to go back to hiding cancellation buttons, making you call, charging your card then only offering partial or no refund. I hate it here. All of this consumer protection progress lost.

Hate to see his injury but I’m still gonna get these jokes off. God bless his recovery ❤️‍🩹